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Title: Googling yourself
Post by: Scout26 on June 12, 2008, 07:01:37 AM
And I come across this....

http://noisybox.net/photos/?f=%2Fphotos%2F%2FPets%2FScout26.jpg

Beats having a cat named after you  grin
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: charby on June 12, 2008, 07:05:16 AM
I knew I should have trademarked my name back in the 90's

http://www.drunkduck.com/Charby_the_Vampirate/

Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: Balog on June 12, 2008, 07:06:38 AM
I have a high school named after me IRL.  grin
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: K Frame on June 12, 2008, 07:38:30 AM
When I google myself I come up with a guy in California, some professor, who's a guru on programming languages.
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: MillCreek on June 12, 2008, 07:53:39 AM
When I Google my username, I come up with the city in Snohomish county in which I live.  The astute among us will figure out how I picked my screen name.

When I Google my real name, a famous record producer has the most listings by far, followed by a mathematician.  I am neither of those people.
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: nico on June 12, 2008, 08:04:22 AM
When I google my sn here and on THR, the first link is about some german woman.

When I google my sn on other sites, my profile on MDshooters is the 3rd link down, but there are a ton of other listings that aren't me.

(I'm not very original with screen names)

When I google my real name, a paper I co-authored in undergrad is about halfway down the page.  The other links are a guy working on his masters in Oregon, and a guy who makes electronic music.
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: Dntsycnt on June 12, 2008, 08:12:55 AM
I won't lie to you, I google myself.  Sometimes I google myself twice a day.

Anyone who says he doesn't is lying.
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: BridgeRunner on June 12, 2008, 08:14:51 AM
Last time I googled myself, it turned out to be an mj reference.  I changed it. 

Now I get a band.
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: Devonai on June 12, 2008, 09:32:26 AM
My nickname gets me posts from The High Road.

My real name, thankfully, gets me my books on Amazon.
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: Jamisjockey on June 12, 2008, 09:35:36 AM
I don't want to know what you people do to yourselves.....
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: Boomhauer on June 12, 2008, 09:36:37 AM
Ya'll do realize that googling yourself will give you hairy palms and cause you to go blind, right?

And, it makes Baby Jeebus mad at you.

Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: Firethorn on June 12, 2008, 10:12:33 AM
I'm supposably a racecar driver in australia...   laugh
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: Brad Johnson on June 12, 2008, 10:16:04 AM
I'm a football player and an actor.

Brad
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: PTK on June 12, 2008, 10:17:35 AM

Forum name: Nothing to note.

Real name: Turns out I'm a species of wolf. Who knew?  cheesy
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: Bogie on June 12, 2008, 10:47:24 AM
I'm dead.
 
Los Angeles police officer, shot in the line of duty, 1959.
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: Tallpine on June 12, 2008, 11:09:44 AM
Just for the record, I have nothing to do with TallPine Technologies.  laugh

Real name brings up:

1) a recording artist with a nude female picture on his website  shocked (not me)

2) a member of the US House of Representatives (not me either, though I suppose we could be distantly related)

edit: and 1,779,998 other results ...  rolleyes
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on June 12, 2008, 11:10:38 AM
my alter ego is some science nerd at berkley.

i never want to meet this person who has the audacity to use my name.

i've never googled my sn. i bet it comes back to me.

(btw, apparently i don't exsist on the interweb, just the berkly person. i can't figure out wiether to be relieaved or insulted)
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: J.J. on June 12, 2008, 11:14:40 AM
I don't even bother... I have the most common first name (for many years running.. I think Jacob is now in the 10 ten) and the 2nd most common Surname....

Steal my Identity -Too many Jacob Johnsons already exist in America...So whats the point.
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: Tallpine on June 12, 2008, 11:24:20 AM
I don't even bother... I have the most common first name (for many years running.. I think Jacob is now in the 10 ten) and the 2nd most common Surname....

Steal my Identity -Too many Jacob Johnsons already exist in America...So whats the point.


Are you related to Brad Huh?   grin
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: J.J. on June 12, 2008, 11:27:05 AM
Of Course not.. and If I was I wouldn't admit to it.. that is the same as admiting your related to fistful...
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: Brad Johnson on June 12, 2008, 11:32:19 AM
I don't even bother... I have the most common first name (for many years running.. I think Jacob is now in the 10 ten) and the 2nd most common Surname....

Steal my Identity -Too many Jacob Johnsons already exist in America...So whats the point.


Are you related to Brad Huh?   grin

Johnsons of the world ... UNITE!  grin

Brad
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on June 12, 2008, 11:35:50 AM
Of Course not.. and If I was I wouldn't admit to it.. that is the same as admiting your related to fistful...

fistful has relations? funny, i thought he was just spawned out of nowhere.

*sigh* his poor mother.


 laugh laugh
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: J.J. on June 12, 2008, 11:37:48 AM
fistful has relations? funny, i thought he was just spawned out of nowhere.

Damnit.. phrased that way just has mental images of Fistful (a cross between the goat and the clint eastwood avatar) and a Lizard having "relations"

My eyes..My Eyes..
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: Nitrogen on June 12, 2008, 11:49:26 AM
My real name googled shows a Maryland state senator and a jazz saxophonist.

Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on June 12, 2008, 11:56:13 AM
fistful has relations? funny, i thought he was just spawned out of nowhere.

Damnit.. phrased that way just has mental images of Fistful (a cross between the goat and the clint eastwood avatar) and a Lizard having "relations"

My eyes..My Eyes..

do i feel sorry for you? absolutly not. you have a dirty mind and now, your paying for it.

 rolleyes
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: Perd Hapley on June 12, 2008, 12:52:46 PM
I just googled my real name, and the first result was a web page with my wife's name, my address, how much I paid for my house, square footage, number of baths, etc.  And there's a handy little satellite photo of my neighborhood.


It looks like I'm the only Josh Bissey on the internet tubes, but Jason Bissey was a neighbor of the Duke Lacrosse "rapists," and also a witness to the events (or non-events) of that fateful evening. 
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: Dntsycnt on June 12, 2008, 01:00:26 PM
As a stalker, I think Google just took the fun out of things.  No more challenge left in the world.  sad
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: xavier fremboe on June 12, 2008, 03:03:02 PM
I don't even bother... I have the most common first name (for many years running.. I think Jacob is now in the 10 ten) and the 2nd most common Surname....

Steal my Identity -Too many Jacob Johnsons already exist in America...So whats the point.


Are you related to Brad Huh?   grin

Johnsons of the world ... UNITE!  grin
Talk about awkward phrasing...

Brad

Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: DJJ on June 12, 2008, 04:28:20 PM
I'm a Canadian guitarist, a photograhper in both Mobile and New Orleans, a maritime historian, a surfboard builder in Hawaii, and about 316,000 other things.
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: xavier fremboe on June 13, 2008, 12:15:03 AM
As a stalker, I think Google just took the fun out of things.  No more challenge left in the world.  sad
They call it stalking. We call it love with a restraining order.
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: LadySmith on June 13, 2008, 01:47:35 AM
Beats having a cat named after you  grin
Oh, slam! Just when I was practicing being nice to you.  cheesy
*Incoming steel-toed boot headed your way*
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: Antibubba on June 13, 2008, 06:28:37 AM
Most of the Antibubba references refer to my sn.  Out of 60 hits on my real name, only two are me, and they're from over 15 years ago.  And that's how iI like it.
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: Iain on June 13, 2008, 06:39:25 AM
Only person on the internet with my name, couple of references to me in minutes of meetings, some acknowledgements and employers website and a news story about my appointment. Makes me sound all important. I'm not.

There is someone on facebook with the same surname and the alternate spelling of first name.
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: Scout26 on June 13, 2008, 07:05:52 AM
Beats having a cat named after you  grin
Oh, slam! Just when I was practicing being nice to you.  cheesy
*Incoming steel-toed boot headed your way*

By my guesstimations Ladysmith will be barefoot in a little over a week...... grin
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: El Tejon on June 13, 2008, 11:32:31 AM
I am a restaurant in Red:  http://www.coloradoeats.com/El_Tejon/Index.html

I am also a school district in Kauleeforneeah.

My real name practices law in San Fransico, a Products Developer in Ottawa, Canada and is a real estate developer in Dallas.
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: Tallpine on June 13, 2008, 11:44:58 AM
I've always wondered why ET was named after a street in Colorado Springs Huh?  He might as well be "El Cascade" or "El Nevada"   laugh


There is a story about a guy who came from back east to visit for a while, and said something about "Tee-john" Street.

A local informed him that it was a Spanish name, and out west a J was pronounced like an H - "Tay-hone".  Then he asked how long the visitor was going to stay?

"Oh, a just a couple months," the dude replied, "through Hoon and Hoo-lie."  grin

An alternate version is: "the hackrabbit humped into the huniper bush"

Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: gunsmith on June 13, 2008, 11:59:18 AM
I googled myself and was embarrassed by some of the things I said in anger.
Now I use different emails for work stuff and always wonder if my footprint is responsible for some of my bad luck.

Fortunately, my given name isn't that associated with my main email and also my given name is all over the net by billions.
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: Dntsycnt on June 13, 2008, 04:27:34 PM
When I google my real name it comes up with nothing but the definition for "sexy". cool
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: The Annoyed Man on June 13, 2008, 04:31:45 PM
Googling my own name produces my blog, my photography and writing site and then a doctor of biology who shares my name. We are both originally from Canada. Apparently one of our dopplegangers way down the results list is a gay comedian, also from Canada.
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: Gewehr98 on June 13, 2008, 04:32:32 PM
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I googled myself and was embarrassed by some of the things I said in anger.

Yup.  That's probably why Paddy changed his username. Wink
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: cosine on June 13, 2008, 04:32:48 PM
My real name gets me a couple of relevant hits that are me, but nothing of importance. There doesn't appear to be anyone else in the world with my name though, because I don't get any results that aren't me.

My screenname, on the other hand... the first bazillion hits are nothing even remotely related to me. Wonder why? /sarcasm
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: Stand_watie on June 13, 2008, 05:01:17 PM
    My real name brings up a 17th century politician (xyz number of greats-grandfather) that I was named after, a bunch of 2nd, 3rd and distant cousins also named after him and a popular sci-fi character.
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: The Annoyed Man on June 13, 2008, 05:02:24 PM
I'm just glad we don't have a member with the screen name of cockbiter. I don't want to hear his or her story of Googling his or her screen name.
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: Tuco on June 13, 2008, 05:20:21 PM
Screen Name - I'm the only one.

Real Name - I'm the only one.

Isn't that special.  grin
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: The Annoyed Man on June 13, 2008, 05:31:48 PM
Screen Name - I'm the only one.

Real Name - I'm the only one.

Isn't that special.  grin

Indeed.
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: Tallpine on June 13, 2008, 06:21:01 PM
I am also a fairly well noted Scottish artist  undecided
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: The Annoyed Man on June 13, 2008, 06:26:35 PM
I am also a fairly well noted Scottish artist  undecided

How big is the income stream?
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: Tallpine on June 13, 2008, 06:33:12 PM
I am also a fairly well noted Scottish artist  undecided

How big is the income stream?

It would be better if I wasn't dead  laugh
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: Antibubba on June 13, 2008, 09:53:48 PM
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Quote from: 40 caliber on June 13, 2008, 11:26:35 PM
Quote from: Tallpine on June 13, 2008, 11:21:01 PM
I am also a fairly well noted Scottish artist 

How big is the income stream?

It would be better if I wasn't dead 

Maybe on the face of it, but when you figure in the cost of living...


 grin
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: wmenorr67 on June 13, 2008, 10:00:41 PM
The last time I tried to Google myself I was arrested.
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: RocketMan on June 13, 2008, 10:09:59 PM
Googling my name (first name, last name) brings up:

A wine maker in Salem, OR  (just up the road, but not me)
Me, in a listing on the seti@home website.
A professional engineer in Canada (not me)
A recipient of some sort of federal assistance in New Mexico (not me)
An attorney in Atlanta, GA (not me)
A doctor in Anchorage, AK (not me)
An HR manager for a company in IN. (not me)
A college wrestler (not me)
Me on the NAR website
A descendent of someone in the Midwest, relationship unknown.
A University of Nebraska alumni (not me)
A drummer in a jazz quartet in MN (not me)
A beer afficianado in England (not me)
A Canadian Forest Protection Officer (not me)
A review of a Japanese restaurant by me
A high school alumni that isn't me

And on and on and on.
There are a few ham radio related entries in Colorado about me that are quite old.

I'm surprised at the number of entries, actually, given that my last name is not all that common.

Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: Sindawe on June 14, 2008, 06:41:33 AM
Googling my legal name brings up a few references to posts I've made in Usenet over the years, my LinkedIn stuff and references to some ornithologist from the 1950s.

Googling the screen name is more...interesting as it brings up images of cute fuzzy kittens, Daleks, Captain America and for some odd reason a pink bidet.  undecided  None of which I've posted up on the net.
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: Mabs2 on June 14, 2008, 07:31:32 AM
When I google myself I come up with a guy in California, some professor, who's a guru on programming languages.
When I Google myself I come up with a handsome man on the East Coast who is very successful in business and finances as well as the ladies.

Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: Scout26 on June 14, 2008, 09:54:20 AM
Googling my legal name brings up a few references to posts I've made in Usenet over the years, my LinkedIn stuff and references to some ornithologist from the 1950s.

Googling the screen name is more...interesting as it brings up images of cute fuzzy kittens, Daleks, Captain America and for some odd reason a pink bidetundecided  None of which I've posted up on the net.

Do I see a new avatar in your future ??   cheesy laugh cheesy laugh
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: Gowen on June 14, 2008, 10:04:17 AM
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I knew I should have trademarked my name back in the 90's

Same here: www.scanR.com

I have used scanr since AOL would not let me have scannerdude back in 96.
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: xavier fremboe on June 15, 2008, 01:03:47 PM
Googling my legal name brings up a few references to posts I've made in Usenet over the years, my LinkedIn stuff and references to some ornithologist from the 1950s.

Googling the screen name is more...interesting as it brings up images of cute fuzzy kittens, Daleks, Captain America and for some odd reason a pink bidet.  undecided  None of which I've posted up on the net.
Well, better that your screen name comes up with that than your real name.  I mean if my name came up with a picture of a Captain America on a pink bidet protecting a cute fuzzy kitten from a Dalek, I don't know if I could live with myself.    smiley
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: RocketMan on June 15, 2008, 06:20:48 PM
I mean if my name came up with a picture of a Captain America on a pink bidet protecting a cute fuzzy kitten from a Dalek, I don't know if I could live with myself.    smiley

Wait a second, I just saw that picture...   cheesy

Will you look at that...I hit my 1000th post.   cool
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: mossberg on June 17, 2008, 06:17:37 PM
My username comes up with some gun company.

Since this is my first post, I feel the need to mention this: The smilies here are a lot uglier than the ones at THR.  grin

See, there's one now.
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: Perd Hapley on June 17, 2008, 06:52:25 PM
I like these smilies better.  Plus, there is no barf smiley.  That one always made me feel a little sick just looking at it. 

We could use a few more smilies, though. 
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: RaspberrySurprise on June 17, 2008, 07:05:12 PM
First hit for my real name is my face book profile.
Second is from my high school
Third is for some matching site
Fourth one is some site with info about army enlistees from the 40's with info about my grandfather who has the same name as me.

creepy
Title: Re: Googling yourself
Post by: LadySmith on June 19, 2008, 12:15:59 AM
I finally got around to Googling my real name and found&

A writer
A school Principal
A guidance counselor
A long-distance runner
A Rosy the Riveter type person of the 1940s
An actress of the 1920s
A deceased Virginian

Yes, they are all me and I had a good life before I wound up six feet under in Mudlick Cemetary with decent internet access.