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Title: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: StopTheGrays on July 10, 2008, 06:20:20 AM
http://cityhallblog.dallasnews.com/archives/2008/07/dallas-county-meeting-turns-ra.html
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A special meeting about Dallas County traffic tickets turned tense and bizarre this afternoon.

County commissioners were discussing problems with the central collections office that is used to process traffic ticket payments and handle other paperwork normally done by the JP Courts.

Commissioner Kenneth Mayfield, who is white, said it seemed that central collections "has become a black hole" because paperwork reportedly has become lost in the office.

Commissioner John Wiley Price, who is black, interrupted him with a loud "Excuse me!" He then corrected his colleague, saying the office has become a "white hole."

That prompted Judge Thomas Jones, who is black, to demand an apology from Mayfield for his racially insensitive analogy.

Maybe the guy heard "black a-hole" instead of "black hole". Who knows?

I just found this eye-rolling funny because of other terms that might now be off limits.
Black:
lab
flag
light
pearl
top
gold
and tan
Russian

Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: Manedwolf on July 10, 2008, 06:21:12 AM
Collapsed stars are racist?

Uh...
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: wmenorr67 on July 10, 2008, 06:22:36 AM
 rolleyes
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: K Frame on July 10, 2008, 06:26:02 AM
Looks like some people are being niggardly with their scientific knowledge...
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: xavier fremboe on July 10, 2008, 06:35:27 AM
John Wiley Price makes Sheila Jackson Lee look sane.  I'm so glad I no longer live in Dallas County.
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: El Tejon on July 10, 2008, 06:36:02 AM
You White Devils are on the run now!

After we reclaim space we will surround you!

White Devil Police=> police
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: cosine on July 10, 2008, 06:36:36 AM
Geez.

That judge is a dim bulb too, it appears.
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: Azrael256 on July 10, 2008, 06:48:14 AM
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John Wiley Price makes Sheila Jackson Lee look sane.
That does not begin to describe him.  The fact that he is alive is a testament to the truly astounding tolerance of the people around him.  He has more than once, on camera, been seen vandalizing cars (moving cars, no less), assaulting various members of the public, and spitting on DPD officers.
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: S. Williamson on July 10, 2008, 06:55:01 AM
How does someone like that get to where he is?  sad
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: Tallpine on July 10, 2008, 07:00:41 AM
Ok, let's call them "negro holes" from now on Tongue

(since "negro" no longer applies to "black" people)
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: RadioFreeSeaLab on July 10, 2008, 07:19:23 AM
Ugh.  I can't stand this crap.
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: K Frame on July 10, 2008, 07:24:38 AM
Just a simple warning to everyone not to get too excited/indignant and post something that would incur my considerable wrath...
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: Tallpine on July 10, 2008, 07:26:41 AM
Ugh.  I can't stand this crap.

That's why I sit down Wink
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: Scout26 on July 10, 2008, 07:35:54 AM
Too paraphrase Albert Einstein:

The most abundant elements in the universe are Hydrogen and Human Stupidity, but there is only a fixed amount of Hydrogen.

 rolleyes
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: seeker_two on July 10, 2008, 07:48:20 AM
Just a simple warning to everyone not to get too excited/indignant and post something that would incur my considerable wrath...

Like a "We're leaving you to babysit Abby for the weekend" type of wrath or a "These @#*%* floppys won't stay lit" type of wrath?........   undecided
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: xavier fremboe on July 10, 2008, 08:16:08 AM
How does someone like that get to where he is?  sad
Dallas County's conversion from at large to single member districts.  This historic achievement was actually celebrated in a recent documentary on our local People's Broadcasting Service affiliate. rolleyes
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: ilbob on July 10, 2008, 08:54:29 AM
Just a simple warning to everyone not to get too excited/indignant and post something that would incur my considerable wrath...
can you give us an example of what it would take to incur your wrath so we don't?
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: Headless Thompson Gunner on July 10, 2008, 09:25:09 AM
Just a simple warning to everyone not to get too excited/indignant and post something that would incur my considerable wrath...
Can we incur a lower, not-so-considerable amount of wrath?  Pretty please...?
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: K Frame on July 10, 2008, 09:37:41 AM
Did you enjoy your wrath, Thompson?  angel
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: Perd Hapley on July 10, 2008, 12:45:33 PM
So, would your wrath burn really, really hot?  White hot?
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: RaspberrySurprise on July 10, 2008, 08:27:28 PM
Be careful with that wrath, if you let it burn to hot it might explode outward beyond it's own gravitational pull only to collapse back upon itself causing a black hole.
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: Sawdust on July 11, 2008, 05:47:21 AM
Does a white dwarf have a black hole?

Sawdust
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: Tuco on July 11, 2008, 06:46:50 AM
Two blacks making demands and humiliating a white guy because of their ignorance.
Are my facts straight?

I suppose us white guys is jus gwine roll ovah cause we's not really able tuh unnerstand.

Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: roo_ster on July 11, 2008, 07:14:01 AM
Some video of hte incident:
http://www.eyeblast.tv/public/video.aspx?RsrcID=32241.

Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: MrRezister on July 11, 2008, 07:31:18 AM
Who knew all those (white-coat-wearing "!" ) scientists were racist pigs when they discovered that light couldn't escape the gravitational pull of those poor oppressed African-Universal Holes.
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: RadioFreeSeaLab on July 11, 2008, 07:32:28 AM
That video is stunning.
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: seeker_two on July 11, 2008, 11:32:57 AM
Does a white dwarf have a black hole?

Sawdust

Depends on what he ate.....
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: pappy on July 11, 2008, 11:38:42 AM
Today, he gets even worse! Now 'Angel Food Cake' and 'Devil's Food Cake' are racist!

http://www.myfoxdfw.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=6953163&version=4&locale=EN-US&layoutCode=VSTY&pageId=3.2.1


The depth of this guy's ignorance is mind boggling!  rolleyes
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: Manedwolf on July 11, 2008, 11:40:10 AM
He should be blackballed.
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: MechAg94 on July 11, 2008, 11:44:08 AM
I wonder if those guys have one of those Magic Eight Balls. 
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: pappy on July 11, 2008, 11:48:28 AM
He should be blackballed.

There's a really bad comment there, but, nevermind....... grin
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: Perd Hapley on July 11, 2008, 01:15:10 PM


I haven't laughed that hard in a loooong time. 
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: roo_ster on July 11, 2008, 02:35:41 PM
Some folks are just beyond parody.  They exist in a whole universe of absurdity.

JW Price is one of those folks.
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: Balog on July 11, 2008, 03:40:04 PM
Price doesn't scare me. The fact that he holds office of any kind sure does, tho.
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: Perd Hapley on July 11, 2008, 06:49:40 PM
Some folks are just beyond parody.  They exist in a whole universe of absurdity.

JW Price is one of those folks.

Indeed, and that video proves it.  It was the interview that really put me over the edge. 
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: yesitsloaded on July 11, 2008, 06:58:20 PM
Makes Quannel X look sane.
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: G_P on July 12, 2008, 01:03:31 AM
I guess the next time the black weatherman on tv says that a winter storm may bring "white out conditions"
I'm going to have to call up and complain about his racist comments!

Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: LadySmith on July 12, 2008, 01:20:09 AM
"He who takes offense when none is intended is a fool." -Brigham Young.
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: Perd Hapley on July 12, 2008, 02:38:11 AM
You have a black cat avatar.  You some kind o' racist? 
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: seeker_two on July 12, 2008, 09:57:33 AM
Price doesn't scare me. The fact that he holds office of any kind sure does, tho.

The voters who keep putting him back in office scare me......
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: RocketMan on July 12, 2008, 10:43:10 AM
Instead of a miasma of smug, we have a miasma of dumb.  Sheesh...where do people get this stuff?  How can someone say it with a straight face?
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: HankB on July 12, 2008, 02:51:41 PM
According to news reports, the guy who originally made the comment has refused to apologize, saying that anyone who takes racial offense at his use of a scientific term needs psychological help.  grin
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: MillCreek on July 12, 2008, 03:12:29 PM
I was once at a scientific convention with a group of American and Soviet researchers back in the 80's.  One of the lectures had to do with black holes, referring to collapsed stellar objects.  Several of the Soviet researchers turned beet red, and it turns out that 'black hole" when translated to Russian, corresponds to a colloquial term for the anus.

They call them 'collapsed stellar objects' in Russia.
Title: Re: Black Hole is now Racist
Post by: seeker_two on July 12, 2008, 03:36:13 PM
Several of the Soviet researchers turned beet red, and it turns out that 'black hole" when translated to Russian, corresponds to a colloquial term for the anus.
 

Which, oddly enough, is a better descriptive term for Dallas city government....   cheesy