Post by: wmenorr67 on July 21, 2008, 10:34:16 PM
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Two practical jokers are behind bars for setting their passed-out drinking buddy's crotch ablaze while boozing in Grover Beach.
Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge.
Prosecutors say the 22-year-old Pillers, a parolee, was sentenced to two years in prison and the 19-year-old Keiffer got 45 days in San Luis Obispo County jail.
Elliot Tuleja was passed out when the men poured cologne on the man's groin and set him on fire on Jan. 18. Tuleja had second-degree burns on his testicles.
Matthew Craig Pillers and Jack Brent Nicholas Keiffer pleaded no contest to a felony great bodily injury charge.
Prosecutors say the 22-year-old Pillers, a parolee, was sentenced to two years in prison and the 19-year-old Keiffer got 45 days in San Luis Obispo County jail.
Elliot Tuleja was passed out when the men poured cologne on the man's groin and set him on fire on Jan. 18. Tuleja had second-degree burns on his testicles.
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/n/a/2008/07/21/state/n051523D56.DTL&tsp=1
With friends like this who needs enemies. Talk about an ass whooping in order.
Post by: xavier fremboe on July 22, 2008, 05:17:30 AM
Inmate Pillers: Umm. I poured some Beckham Instinct on my buddy's crotch and then set it on fire. He got 2nd degree burns.
Large Cellmate: I love Instinct.
Post by: Balog on July 22, 2008, 05:28:50 AM
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Post by: The Annoyed Man on July 22, 2008, 07:51:27 AM
As tech increases and the amount of knowledge one could possess increases - people are getting dumber.
Post by: HankB on July 22, 2008, 08:27:05 AM
This is why I weep for the future.
As tech increases and the amount of knowledge one could possess increases - people are getting dumber.
If you haven't seen it already, rent the movie Idiocracy. As tech increases and the amount of knowledge one could possess increases - people are getting dumber.
It's not a particularly well done film, but the subject bears directly on your comment.
Post by: Manedwolf on July 22, 2008, 08:30:22 AM
This is why I weep for the future.
As tech increases and the amount of knowledge one could possess increases - people are getting dumber.
If you haven't seen it already, rent the movie Idiocracy. As tech increases and the amount of knowledge one could possess increases - people are getting dumber.
It's not a particularly well done film, but the subject bears directly on your comment.
I thought it was a very well-done film, actually. And dead on.
The problem is you don't know whether you should laugh or cry.
Post by: Antibubba on July 22, 2008, 07:53:20 PM
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This is why I weep for the future.
As tech increases and the amount of knowledge one could possess increases - people are getting dumber.
As tech increases and the amount of knowledge one could possess increases - people are getting dumber.
You see idiots, when you should be seeing future scumbag clients.