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Title: Me, barefoot and in the kitchen!
Post by: Guest on September 10, 2005, 11:09:46 AM
Thought you all might get a chuckle out of this. Smiley



(And no, my legs have not bloated quite that much..its shadow. There are other pictures here: http://www.michiganhunting.org/images/dinner-9-9/ . I swear!)
Title: Me, barefoot and in the kitchen!
Post by: Moondoggie on September 10, 2005, 11:28:39 AM
Barefoot??

In the kitchen?Huh???

Are you trying to tell us there's a "Bun in the oven"?Huh?
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Post by: Guest on September 10, 2005, 11:32:25 AM
Ha! Two out of three is the best you're getting, bub!
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Post by: grampster on September 10, 2005, 12:06:47 PM
How'd that kid get my Binky!!  I want it back, now!
Title: Me, barefoot and in the kitchen!
Post by: Guest on September 10, 2005, 12:51:07 PM
Grampster, we need to get you over here for something..should have come to this dinner..damn that was good food. Caribou Jambalya. Venison tips in red wine..some kind of dove and pepper thing. Yummy!
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Post by: MaterDei on September 10, 2005, 02:26:16 PM
I'm confused by this whole thread.  Nothing new.
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Post by: Preacherman on September 10, 2005, 03:18:23 PM
Hmmm...  Barefoot?  No - stockings.  Kitchen?  No - commercial catering place.  As for the third of the trilogy, I'll accept your assurances! cheesy
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Post by: Guest on September 10, 2005, 04:04:33 PM
MaterDei, I have a bit of a reputation for being a hairy-legged man-hater, so I thought I'd poke a little fun at it. Smiley

It was too a kitchen! At a gun club, but still a kitchen! And I wasn't wearing shoes, so I should get at least partial credit for that. As far as the pregnant part, if that's the case, you'll have a whole new religion to preach!

(The event was at a wild game dinner last night to benefit the battle we have going here with the Humane Society of the United States who have succesfully shut down our dove season. We need $3 million dollars. Send us money.)

www.michiganhunting.org
Title: Me, barefoot and in the kitchen!
Post by: thumbody on September 11, 2005, 06:10:22 AM
Barbara,This ain't the kind of site to go showing off body parts to raise money. Wink
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Post by: Guest on September 11, 2005, 06:37:15 AM
Hehehe!

If I were trying to raise money, I wouldn't have posted my own water-retaining ankles up there, trust me. Smiley
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Post by: Antibubba on September 11, 2005, 04:30:34 PM
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my legs have not bloated quite that much...it's shadow
Pity-I like well-rounded calves.
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Post by: Antibubba on September 11, 2005, 04:32:00 PM
And then I thought it was a Biblical re-enactment.







You are bringing out the fatted calf, aren't you?            Tongue
Title: Me, barefoot and in the kitchen!
Post by: Preacherman on September 11, 2005, 08:56:59 PM
Antibubba, I hope you don't live within easy range of Michigan.  If you do, I'm about to develop an extraordinarily Biblical sense of prophecy about what's shortly going to happen to you.  Here's a hint:  Think of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.  Which one would you like to go first? Cheesy
Title: Me, barefoot and in the kitchen!
Post by: Guest on September 12, 2005, 05:17:25 AM
Very funny, youse guys. Smiley
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Post by: Paddy on September 12, 2005, 10:08:01 AM
Women's feet are smaller so they can stand closer to the stove Tongue
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Post by: griz on September 12, 2005, 11:35:27 AM
So where do I get shoes like this:



ummm, WITHOUT the bow.

PS, I wish I had this picture during the "proper dress" thread Smiley
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Post by: Monkeyleg on September 12, 2005, 12:48:35 PM
RileyMc, I think you just joined Antibubba as being persona non grata in Michigan. Wink
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Post by: grampster on September 12, 2005, 03:48:59 PM
If you guys will check out Barbara's profile, as a Meechigan resident I can tell you that she lives closer to Hell than Paradise and she probably will send you a sample.  heh heh heh.   Film at 6.
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Post by: Guest on September 12, 2005, 04:27:39 PM
Ha! This is pretty amature, compared to the hard time I get on the two Michigan boards I post at, I'm telling you. Smiley

I now have a 4 page thread on one that includes pornographic casket ads and comparisons of my ankle size to my age.  

This is, of course, only a few days after the poll asking "Frumpy or Not Frumpy" in which I was declared Not Frumpy but Cranky.

Apparently, I'm a source of great amusement to some of them. I think I need better friends. Smiley
Title: Me, barefoot and in the kitchen!
Post by: grampster on September 13, 2005, 06:32:38 AM
Barbara,
What Michigan boards?  I wanna join the fun, Cranky.