Post by: Desertdog on August 07, 2008, 08:17:42 PM
Figured you would have heart failure at the title, read on!!!
I'm Voting Democrat
I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better
job of spending the money I earn than I would.
I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as
nobody is offended by it.
I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq , I trust that
the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think
we're good people.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if
it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt
away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.
I'm voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of
millions of babies so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be
allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and
give the rest away to the employees and to the government.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed
elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to
suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the
voters.
I'm voting Democrat because I like it when planes fly into buildings
full of civilians. I want to see more of that.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't
have to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don't
want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.
I'm voting Democrat because I don't want a stimulus check to spend.
Let the government spend it for me. I'm voting Democrat because I
love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I'm going to
marry my TV.
I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4-6%
on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same
gallon of gas at 15% isn't.
Boy, am I brilliant!
Post by: The Annoyed Man on August 08, 2008, 01:08:40 AM
I'm voting Libertarian because the Democrat list frightens me,
yet I'm sure there's one for the Republicans floating around in
e-mail circulation as well.
Boy, I am brilliant!
Post by: FTA84 on August 08, 2008, 05:06:56 AM
I am not voting because my presidential vote is only one vote in a wash of 300 million+ people. It is usurped by the electoral college anyway.
I am not voting because I do not like either of the canidates.
I am not voting because I do not have the time that day.
Post by: Perd Hapley on August 08, 2008, 08:39:28 AM
Post by: Tallpine on August 08, 2008, 08:48:01 AM
BUT IF YOU DONT VOTE THE TERORIST WINS!!11
Which one - McBama or O'Cain
