Post by: MechAg94 on March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM
This is really minor, but just funny as hell in light of everything else going on.
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Biden Gaffe: Tells Cripple to 'Stand Up'
Tuesday, September 9, 2008 5:34 PM
By: Jim Meyers
Democratic vice presidential candidate Joe Biden made an embarrassing remark during a campaign appearance in Columbia, Mo., on Tuesday.
Standing before a large gathering, Biden tried to give special recognition to State Senator Chuck Graham by shouting out to him: Chuck, stand up, let the people see you.
It was only then that Biden realized Graham is confined to a wheelchair. But he recovered quickly and told the crowd to stand up for Chuck. The crowd responded with a rousing cheer for Graham.
Tuesday, September 9, 2008 5:34 PM
By: Jim Meyers
Democratic vice presidential candidate Joe Biden made an embarrassing remark during a campaign appearance in Columbia, Mo., on Tuesday.
Standing before a large gathering, Biden tried to give special recognition to State Senator Chuck Graham by shouting out to him: Chuck, stand up, let the people see you.
It was only then that Biden realized Graham is confined to a wheelchair. But he recovered quickly and told the crowd to stand up for Chuck. The crowd responded with a rousing cheer for Graham.
Post by: Manedwolf on March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM
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Post by: K Frame on March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM
Imagine the headlines in the newspapers...
CRIPPLEGATE!
XXX DISGUSTS, HORRIFIES, SCANDALIZES, SODOMIZES MILLIONS OF HANDICAPPED AND HANDICAPPED ADVOCATES
Riots break out in major cities, martial law decalred...
Hey, yeah, that would be fun.
Post by: Boomhauer on March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM
Post by: xavier fremboe on March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM
Biden: "Yup!"
Staff: "You remember he's a Senator, right?"
Biden: "Really, I've never seen him on the hill."
Staff: "No, Joe. He's a state Senator."
Biden: "Right! Got it!"
Staff: "You remember everything else, right Joe?"
Biden: "Oooo! Hand me one of those Cheezy Poofs!"
Staff: "Senator, DO YOU REMEMBER EVERYTHING ELSE?"
Biden: "God love you, buddy! You worry too much! These plugs don't effect my memory. I'm the guy who can read something once and remember it so well it ends up in my own speech! Steel trap, friend! A scrappy Scranton steel trap!"
Staff: "Good! On in five, four, three..."
Post by: Dntsycnt on March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM
Post by: Waitone on March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM
Post by: Dntsycnt on March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM
"Everyone stand up for Chuck!"
Fooled 'em again, Bidey. Fooled 'em again.
Post by: K Frame on March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM
Attention shoppers, outside today we have Cripple Fight. Cripple Fight, outside.
Cringe TV at its very best!