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Title: Spiders on drugs
Post by: RadioFreeSeaLab on March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1734043
Title: Re: Spiders on drugs
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM
lol
Title: Re: Spiders on drugs
Post by: Firethorn on March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM
I always wonder how many takes it took for the narrator to say that stuff straight.

Or if they had him read it out of order or something so the humor wasn't as apparent.

Then again, some lines are hilareous, in and of themselves.
Title: Re: Spiders on drugs
Post by: freedom lover on March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM
The government did something real nasty to cats.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EJEw3A_QO9o

They perfected LSD. The idea was that they could give it to soldiers to make them better fighters! Thats Crazy!!
They also gave amphetamines to SF guys. In the end it made them way to jumpy to be effective.
Title: Re: Spiders on drugs
Post by: The Annoyed Man on March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM
they gave amphetamines to lots of folks  there was this guy named elvis in particular. they may still makespeedavailable  i'm outa the loop
Title: Re: Spiders on drugs
Post by: DJJ on March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM
Ever wonder how the Navy developed those dive tables?
Title: Re: Spiders on drugs
Post by: RevDisk on March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM
they gave amphetamines to lots of folks  there was this guy named elvis in particular. they may still makespeedavailable  i'm outa the loop

They still give various stuff to pilots. 

Army learned its lesson.  Bad stuff.  May keep your awake and "alert", but it skews your judgement so much it's not worth it. 
Title: Re: Spiders on drugs
Post by: freakazoid on March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM
There is also one where they gave LSD to British soldiers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX7m4fqTLKU  cheesy
Title: Re: Spiders on drugs
Post by: Stevie-Ray on March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM
I always wonder how many takes it took for the narrator to say that stuff straight.

Or if they had him read it out of order or something so the humor wasn't as apparent.

Then again, some lines are hilareous, in and of themselves.
I've wondered that too. No matter how many times I see that it's always funny!
Title: Re: Spiders on drugs
Post by: MicroBalrog on March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM
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They also gave amphetamines to SF guys. In the end it made them way to jumpy to be effective.

Actually amphetamines are still used with Air Force pilots to amazing effect.

From Wiki:

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Amphetamines have been, and are still used, by militaries around the world. British troops used 72 million amphetamine tablets in the second world war[50] and the RAF got through so many that "Methedrine won the Battle of Britain" according to one report[51]. American bomber pilots use amphetamines ("go pills") to stay awake during long mission
Title: Re: Spiders on drugs
Post by: myrockfight on March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM
I read a book about the SOG in Vietnam. The author said that they would use a couple different types of amphetimines to get through really long LRRPs. One of the type they took were called "Green Hornets".

The Germans fueled the Blitzkrieg in the early years of the war with amphetimines to sustain long manuevers also.
Title: Re: Spiders on drugs
Post by: never_retreat on March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM
Ever wonder how the Navy developed those dive tables?
Yep put each guy in the water longer than the last then ask them how they feel afterwards.
Pretzel logic.
Title: Re: Spiders on drugs
Post by: 280plus on March 03, 2005, 10:18:52 PM
Very informative but I can't seem to get any info on the crack spider's bitch from Ottowa.  undecided