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Title: I know why hurricanes happen!
Post by: Azrael256 on September 27, 2005, 06:00:56 AM
A friend sent me this earlier.  I've spent the last two hours or so reading this guy's site, and I must say, he's a really "special" guy.  I'm not entirely sure what "scalar EM experiments" are, but I'm damn sure I want one for Christmas.  They sound REALLY cool.  Evidently there is also a vast conspiracy involving jetliner contrails and...  something.  I'm not really sure what jet contrails have to do with anything, and neither does whackjob, but after reading his site, I'm sure there's a conspiracy in it somewhere.

So, if you're looking for a laugh, or you just need something to shake your faith in humanity, go have a look.
Title: I know why hurricanes happen!
Post by: Jamisjockey on September 27, 2005, 06:31:59 AM
Wow, someone fashion that guy a new tinfoil hat!
Title: I know why hurricanes happen!
Post by: bytor94 on September 27, 2005, 07:52:18 AM
I am struck speechless!

Where is that tinfoil when I need it?
Title: I know why hurricanes happen!
Post by: Nathaniel Firethorn on September 27, 2005, 09:42:06 AM
My G*d!

The Russians shot Hurricane Katrina with gigantic yellow arrows!

- NF
Title: I know why hurricanes happen!
Post by: onions! on September 27, 2005, 09:57:50 AM
Sneaky Commies!

Clever though.
Title: I know why hurricanes happen!
Post by: Nathaniel Firethorn on September 27, 2005, 10:09:43 AM
Well, boys, I reckon this is it  scal-u-ler combat toe to toe with the Russkies. Now look, boys, I ain't much of a hand at makin' speeches, but I got a pretty fair idea that something doggone important is goin' on back there. And I got a fair idea the kinda personal emotions that some of you fellas may be thinkin'. Heck, I reckon you wouldn't even be human bein's if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelin's about scal-u-ler combat.
Title: I know why hurricanes happen!
Post by: Standing Wolf on September 27, 2005, 10:09:54 AM
According to my kitty, the Great Cat punishes us with earthquakes and great storms when we two-leggers aren't nice enough to kitties.
Title: I know why hurricanes happen!
Post by: pauli on September 27, 2005, 10:29:00 AM
i hate when that happens.
Title: I know why hurricanes happen!
Post by: vernal45 on September 27, 2005, 11:23:19 AM
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I know why hurricanes happen
And here I thought Bush did it and Cheney aimed it.  That will teach me, never listen to liberals.
Title: I know why hurricanes happen!
Post by: Art Eatman on September 27, 2005, 12:10:56 PM
vernal45, Bush started Katrina to end Cindy Sheehan's TV coverage.  And, whadday know?  It worked!  She even complained about the relative amount of coverage!

Cheesy, Art
Title: I know why hurricanes happen!
Post by: grampster on September 27, 2005, 04:26:26 PM
Then she went and got herself arrested, had an interview with Sen. McCain after which she called him a warmonger.  She is a category 5 windbag, with all due respect to her son.
Title: I know why hurricanes happen!
Post by: Waitone on September 27, 2005, 07:07:37 PM
The guy is nuts.  Everyone knows hurricanes are caused by hyper-dimensional connectivity between storms on Jupiter and Saturn and earth.  Let's just say the proof is irrefutable that Bush steered Katrina into NO so he could bust up the democrat power structure and flip a seat or two to the republican party.rolleyes
Title: I know why hurricanes happen!
Post by: Guest on September 27, 2005, 08:20:56 PM
The hot air coming off the Sacramento capitol building causes it's own weather patterns.
Title: I know why hurricanes happen!
Post by: 280plus on September 28, 2005, 01:56:42 AM
All else aside, excellent shots of the eye. Other than that...

shocked
Title: I know why hurricanes happen!
Post by: Sergeant Bob on September 28, 2005, 06:11:27 AM
Quote from: Nathaniel Firethorn
[Slim Pickens voice]Well, boys, I reckon this is it  scal-u-ler combat toe to toe with the Russkies. Now look, boys, I ain't much of a hand at makin' speeches, but I got a pretty fair idea that something doggone important is goin' on back there. And I got a fair idea the kinda personal emotions that some of you fellas may be thinkin'. Heck, I reckon you wouldn't even be human bein's if you didn't have some pretty strong personal feelin's about scal-u-ler combat.[/Slim Pickens voice]
Title: I know why hurricanes happen!
Post by: Antibubba on September 28, 2005, 09:04:50 AM
Somewhere out there is a lot of unwrapped fish.
Title: I know why hurricanes happen!
Post by: 280plus on September 28, 2005, 10:48:22 AM
[Slim Pickens voice] "Now someone go back and get a ****load of dimes!!"[/Slim Pickens voice]
Title: I know why hurricanes happen!
Post by: brimic on September 28, 2005, 11:39:52 PM
The work of a meth tweaker who listens to Coast to Coast AM.
Title: I know why hurricanes happen!
Post by: molonlabe on September 30, 2005, 05:11:50 AM
GET ONE NOW

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