Post by: roo_ster on September 24, 2008, 06:52:53 AM
If this is upheld and noxious bodily odors can be considered battery, can I press charges on stinky hippies?
http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/29653059.html
SOUTH CHARLESTON, W.Va. (WSAZ) -- As if getting a DUI wasnt enough, a man arrested for driving under the influence got in a lot more trouble at the police station.
Police stopped Jose Cruz on Route 60 in South Charleston Monday night for driving with his headlights off.
Then, he failed sobriety tests and was arrested.
When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong.
Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction.
Post by: Manedwolf on September 24, 2008, 06:55:02 AM
Nothing of this sort surprises me.
Post by: griz on September 24, 2008, 07:09:24 AM
Post by: HankB on September 24, 2008, 07:20:01 AM
Human Resources was not amused. (I think someone had to look up "flatulent.")
Post by: Racehorse on September 24, 2008, 09:06:44 AM
Post by: 280plus on September 24, 2008, 10:34:23 AM
Post by: The Annoyed Man on September 24, 2008, 10:35:13 AM
Post by: 41magsnub on September 24, 2008, 11:30:10 AM
Post by: Sergeant Bob on September 24, 2008, 02:40:11 PM
How would you explain this one while sitting on the Group W bench?
Just tell everyone you were also cited for creating a public nuisance.
Post by: learn2shoot on September 25, 2008, 04:26:28 AM
How would you explain this one while sitting on the Group W bench?
Just tell everyone you were also cited for creating a public nuisance.
Would never work... can't take 27 8x10 glossy photos of a fart. WHERE would you put the arrows?
Post by: Tuco on September 25, 2008, 06:27:47 AM
It would be interesting to call the same police department in Charelston and report that someone assulted you, then explain it was a chemical attack. I think they would be upset that you were wasting their time.
That's because I am a pleeb, not worthy of the respect due to an officer of the law.
on the other hand, I remember the first time I witnessed such an attack. Horrendous, it was.
In the college dormatory bathrooms, standing at the line of sinks, the victim, 20 yrs old, shaving, with only a worn, institutional issue white towel wrapped around his midsection.
Another similarly-clad male student of aproximately the same age, after a meal of uncertain origin, pressed his glutes firmly against the glutes of the shaver, pinning the shaver between the sink and the assailant and opened fire.
BRRRRRPTTT.
Much running and screaming ensued. I'm still laughing 25 yrs later.
Oh, by the way, that reminds me... you can set farts on fire. Best done while wearing denim or heavier trousers.
Post by: White Horseradish on September 25, 2008, 06:53:33 AM
Post by: wmenorr67 on September 25, 2008, 07:04:11 AM
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pressed his glutes firmly against the glutes of the shaver
That is so gay.
Post by: 280plus on September 25, 2008, 07:20:39 AM
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pressed his glutes firmly against the glutes of the shaver
That is so gay.
Post by: Tuco on September 25, 2008, 08:11:45 AM
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pressed his glutes firmly against the glutes of the shaver
That is so gay.
That's EXACTLY what I thought, too.
But the personality of the assailant, the unbridled hilarity, and the presence of an audience negated any implied gayness.
Post by: gregormeister on September 25, 2008, 08:21:37 AM
Post by: 280plus on September 25, 2008, 08:35:26 AM
Did anyone catch that episode where the dude caught on fire when they tazed him? Some forensic investigation show that makes you laugh cause it's so stupid.
Post by: zxcvbob on September 25, 2008, 08:23:07 PM
How would you explain this one while sitting on the Group W bench?
Just tell everyone you were also cited for creating a public nuisance.
Would never work... can't take 27 8x10 glossy photos of a fart. WHERE would you put the arrows?
On the back of each one (with the circles, and the paragraph.)
Post by: The Annoyed Man on September 26, 2008, 04:04:15 AM
Post by: Tuco on September 26, 2008, 05:43:39 AM
Post by: roo_ster on September 26, 2008, 07:22:51 AM