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Title: Probably the world's stupidest tattoo...
Post by: Manedwolf on September 26, 2008, 10:00:06 AM
Title: Re: Probably the world's stupidest tattoo...
Post by: seeker_two on September 26, 2008, 10:12:16 AM
I never knew Darwin was a tatooist....
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Post by: The Annoyed Man on September 26, 2008, 10:18:53 AM
Reminds me of that criminal who had a photo-realistic tattoo made. Of a pistol. With a complete serial number on it. And when the police took him in for something else, they decided to check this serial number up. Turns out a gun of that type he had tattooed on him, with the same serial number existed. It was also reported as stolen. They later found this gun among his stuff.

As such, it isn't that stupid though. Atleast he can cover it. Worse for people like ZombieMan, who had his head tattooed into resembling a skull.
When it comes to silly tattoos, I've seen one or two. Picture this: White dude, early 20's perhaps. Long hair, a la 80's rock/metal. White bandana. Guns n' Roses tshirt. Walks around wearing nothing below his waist except boxer shorts. On his leg, he has a photo of Axl Rose tattooed. Well done I might add, but it has to be the biggest "WTF?" moment in my life, seeing that.
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Post by: Headless Thompson Gunner on September 26, 2008, 10:19:15 AM
Is there such a thing as a tattoo that isn't stupid?
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Post by: RocketMan on September 26, 2008, 10:21:44 AM
Is there such a thing as a tattoo that isn't stupid?

Good question.
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Post by: Thor on September 26, 2008, 10:34:40 AM
20 years USN, many visits to exotic places, many chances to get a tattoo. Never happened.
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Post by: Northwoods on September 26, 2008, 10:36:31 AM
I worked with a guy that had his Kimber tattoo'd in similar fashion to pic in the OP.

Guy's from Taiwan and also had a couple Celtic tat's.  He even showed up to work one day in a kilt.
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Post by: 280plus on September 26, 2008, 11:00:50 AM
20 years USN, many visits to exotic places, many chances to get a tattoo. Never happened.
I got one tiny one done at Pinky's in HK just so I could say I did. A butterfly in a personal location. Whenever the girls in Olongapo saw it they would say, "Oh, you butterfly!"  Kept things on the up and up. grin
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Post by: Thor on September 26, 2008, 11:22:32 AM
"Paruparo" or "mariposa"......... 
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Post by: Perd Hapley on September 26, 2008, 12:08:18 PM
PHOTOSHOP!
Title: Re: Probably the world's stupidest tattoo...
Post by: Bigjake on September 26, 2008, 04:00:27 PM
Who wants to bet the guy in the OP is a huge CS gamer?  laugh
Title: Re: Probably the world's stupidest tattoo...
Post by: Manedwolf on September 26, 2008, 04:01:38 PM
Who wants to bet the guy in the OP is a huge CS gamer?  laugh

I'd be thinking more an inner-city thug.

Be really interesting if the police ever yelled "DROP IT!" Probably get shot.
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Post by: Ex-MA Hole on September 26, 2008, 04:03:34 PM
There is a thread out there in internet land about some guy that got a breast implant....sort off...he had a tatoo of a lady on his leg....he decided she needed brests, so he got "her" some....
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Post by: Bigjake on September 26, 2008, 04:05:29 PM
Who wants to bet the guy in the OP is a huge CS gamer?  laugh

I'd be thinking more an inner-city thug.

Be really interesting if the police ever yelled "DROP IT!" Probably get shot.

I guess I meant that it looks similar to the Desert Eagle I briefly owned (.357/.44 mag jam-o-matic) 

CS kiddies are forever extolling the virtues of the all powerful "Deagle".
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Post by: Ex-MA Hole on September 26, 2008, 04:05:44 PM
Found it...

http://www.lifeinthefastlane.ca/extreme-tattoos-breast-implants/offbeat-news

IF you have a weak stomach, a couple of the pictures may cause you to feel like you've chewed on a glass of sour milk...
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Post by: 41magsnub on September 26, 2008, 04:43:39 PM
Nothing tops the old Internet standby of "Mr Cool Ice"



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Post by: Phyphor on September 26, 2008, 05:37:03 PM
Nothing tops the old Internet standby of "Mr Cool Ice"





Mr. Cool Ice is just lame.... the gun tatoo is even more fail because he might just get his stupid ass shot.

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Post by: Perd Hapley on September 26, 2008, 08:10:41 PM
Hey all,

Thanks for introducing me to Mr. Cool Ice.  Priceless.   laugh
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Post by: The Annoyed Man on September 27, 2008, 12:36:51 AM
Mr. Cool Ice has nothing on Zombie:
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Post by: freedom lover on September 27, 2008, 05:50:17 AM
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he had a tatoo of a lady on his leg....he decided she needed brests, so he got "her" some....

Why the hell would anyone have someone open their leg on purpose and insert implants outside of a sterile operating room? Maybe he likes the idea of infection.

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.357/.44 mag jam-o-matic

Magnum research also made them in .50 AE, a relatively powerful  round with a rebated rim. This makes it more reliable.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.50_Action_Express

There are certainly hunters who trust that setup enough to use it.
Edit: Nobody can argue that it totally sucks, at least for hunting.
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Post by: jamz on September 27, 2008, 06:03:23 AM
That breast implant is great.

Oddly, the idea of body modification in that manner, similar to microdermal implants I think are really cool.  I'd prefer a nice set of microdermal implants to a tattoo, personally.  I think they look great.  Also appealing is that you can take them out when you decide they aren't cool anymore.

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Post by: 41magsnub on September 27, 2008, 06:19:48 AM
All of those are better than skin carving..

Seriously..  not safe for the squeamish.  DO NOT SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU


http://blog.garryhuang.com/2006/10/09/skin-carving-the-new-tattoo/
Title: Re: Probably the world's stupidest tattoo...
Post by: freedom lover on September 27, 2008, 06:25:54 AM
Thats just nasty. Looks like a great way to get infected.
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Post by: The Annoyed Man on September 27, 2008, 09:37:51 AM
All of those are better than skin carving..

Seriously..  not safe for the squeamish.  DO NOT SAY I DIDN'T WARN YOU


http://blog.garryhuang.com/2006/10/09/skin-carving-the-new-tattoo/

Scarification can be beautiful if done correctly. My opinion of it atleast.
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Post by: Bigjake on September 27, 2008, 10:35:35 AM


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.357/.44 mag jam-o-matic

Magnum research also made them in .50 AE, a relatively powerful  round with a rebated rim. This makes it more reliable.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.50_Action_Express

There are certainly hunters who trust that setup enough to use it.
Edit: Nobody can argue that it totally sucks, at least for hunting.

Gee, ya think ?? rolleyes

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Post by: Tallpine on September 27, 2008, 01:42:57 PM
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UPDATE:

The implants were put in on December 9, but by Christmas Eve the sutures had split, and large quantities of lymphatic fluid were oozing out of his leg, Lane told the Edmonton Sun.

There was so much fluid in there. I went back to the studio and pushed on it gently  the implant shot right out.

He says that there was nothing wrong with the implant procedure. My body just rejected it. I guess my girl wasnt meant to have 3D breasts.

He tried to heal the burst breasts by freezing his leg and sewing it back up himself, but then his leg burst open again. Doctors gave him antibiotics and gauze to patch it up, and told him to leave it alone until the fluids stop leaking out.


 rolleyes
Title: Re: Probably the world's stupidest tattoo...
Post by: seeker_two on September 28, 2008, 03:53:08 AM
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.357/.44 mag jam-o-matic

Magnum research also made them in .50 AE, a relatively powerful  round with a rebated rim. This makes it more reliable.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.50_Action_Express

There are certainly hunters who trust that setup enough to use it.
Edit: Nobody can argue that it totally sucks, at least for hunting.

This is APS....we can argue ANYTHING!!!.... Tongue
Title: Re: Probably the world's stupidest tattoo...
Post by: freakazoid on September 28, 2008, 06:54:58 AM
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This is APS....we can argue ANYTHING!!!.... Tongue

I don't think so,  cheesy
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Post by: Mabs2 on September 28, 2008, 11:20:57 AM
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This is APS....we can argue ANYTHING!!!.... Tongue

I don't think so,  cheesy
Sure we can.
Title: Re: Probably the world's stupidest tattoo...
Post by: seeker_two on September 28, 2008, 12:43:35 PM
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This is APS....we can argue ANYTHING!!!.... Tongue

I don't think so,  cheesy



!!! YES, WE CAN !!!

...btw, does anyone think fistful looks a lot like Spud?...just sayin'....  grin
Title: Re: Probably the world's stupidest tattoo...
Post by: Mabs2 on September 28, 2008, 02:40:15 PM
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This is APS....we can argue ANYTHING!!!.... Tongue

I don't think so,  cheesy



!!! YES, WE CAN !!!

...btw, does anyone think fistful looks a lot like Spud?...just sayin'....  grin

You know their names?  Weirdo.
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Post by: Scout26 on September 28, 2008, 05:01:03 PM
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This is APS....we can argue ANYTHING!!!.... Tongue

I don't think so,  cheesy



!!! YES, WE CAN !!!

...btw, does anyone think fistful looks a lot like Spud?...just sayin'....  grin

You know their names?  Weirdo.

My son is 7 he went through the Bob the Builder stage around 3 or 4.  Yes, I also know all the characters names. 

BTW, isn't that also the rallying cry of the Obamaniaics ??
Title: Re: Probably the world's stupidest tattoo...
Post by: Mabs2 on September 28, 2008, 05:13:14 PM
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This is APS....we can argue ANYTHING!!!.... Tongue

I don't think so,  cheesy



!!! YES, WE CAN !!!



...btw, does anyone think fistful looks a lot like Spud?...just sayin'....  grin

You know their names?  Weirdo.

My son is 7 he went through the Bob the Builder stage around 3 or 4.  Yes, I also know all the characters names. 

BTW, isn't that also the rallying cry of the Obamaniaics ??
But you still know their names.  Weirdo.  laugh