Compliments of Neal Boortz:
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0930082cow1.htmlSEPTEMBER 30--Meet Michele Allen. The Ohio woman, 32, was arrested Saturday night after she got liquored up and began chasing kids and blocking traffic in her Middletown neighborhood. Allen was wearing a cow costume at the time of her arrest, as can be seen in the below mug shots (one of which includes a clear shot of Allen's udder). A police report does not indicate why she was so dressed. Allen pleaded guilty yesterday to disorderly conduct and sentenced to a month in the local lockup.
MOM?!
after she got liquored up and began chasing kids and blocking traffic in her Middletown neighborhood. Allen was wearing a cow costume at the time of her arrest, as can be seen in the below mug shots (one of which includes a clear shot of Allen's udder). A police report does not indicate why she was so dresse
The fact that she pled guilty indicates she had no legitimate beef.
I'm going to steer clear of that one.
Good idea. It's probably just a bunch of bull, anyway...
Look out, it's ManBearPig! RUN!!!
Um, nope. It's his sister....WomanBearCow......