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Title: Best Mug Shot Ever
Post by: Unisaw on October 01, 2008, 10:08:42 AM
Compliments of Neal Boortz:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0930082cow1.html

SEPTEMBER 30--Meet Michele Allen. The Ohio woman, 32, was arrested Saturday night after she got liquored up and began chasing kids and blocking traffic in her Middletown neighborhood. Allen was wearing a cow costume at the time of her arrest, as can be seen in the below mug shots (one of which includes a clear shot of Allen's udder). A police report does not indicate why she was so dressed. Allen pleaded guilty yesterday to disorderly conduct and sentenced to a month in the local lockup.

 grin grin
Title: Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
Post by: seeker_two on October 01, 2008, 10:28:10 AM
I'd bypass the county lockup and let her do her time on the prison farm....  cheesy
Title: Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
Post by: freakazoid on October 01, 2008, 10:28:26 AM
lol. Maybe she is a PETA member?
Title: Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
Post by: MicroBalrog on October 01, 2008, 10:35:11 AM
Are we sure this is a woman?
Title: Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
Post by: freakazoid on October 01, 2008, 10:43:17 AM
Look out, it's ManBearPig! RUN!!!
Title: Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
Post by: mtnbkr on October 01, 2008, 10:49:45 AM
ugh.

My wife's married name is "Michelle Allen" and is in her mid 30s. 

Years ago, before we were married, she wore a cow costume for a Pre-School (she was a teacher) Halloween party.  She was a rather skinny cow though at 5'6" and 100lbs.  I guess she was the type that gives skim milk.

Chris
Title: Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
Post by: K Frame on October 01, 2008, 11:15:06 AM
Photo shop you, the kids, and Scruffy in there and that's your Christmas card for this year!
Title: Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
Post by: Cliff47 on October 02, 2008, 10:31:16 AM
This is udderly (sorry, could not restrain myself) beyond the realm of sanity.
Stick a fork in me, I'm done...
Title: Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
Post by: SkunkApe on October 02, 2008, 10:38:12 AM
Paint huffer guy falls to second place.

\http://www.thesmokinggun.com/mugshots/tribettmug1.html


Title: Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
Post by: Mabs2 on October 02, 2008, 11:18:23 AM
Compliments of Neal Boortz:

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2008/0930082cow1.html

SEPTEMBER 30--Meet Michele Allen. The Ohio woman, 32, was arrested Saturday night after she got liquored up and began chasing kids and blocking traffic in her Middletown neighborhood. Allen was wearing a cow costume at the time of her arrest, as can be seen in the below mug shots (one of which includes a clear shot of Allen's udder). A police report does not indicate why she was so dressed. Allen pleaded guilty yesterday to disorderly conduct and sentenced to a month in the local lockup.

 grin grin

MOM?!
Title: Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
Post by: Antibubba on October 02, 2008, 03:15:50 PM
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after she got liquored up and began chasing kids and blocking traffic in her Middletown neighborhood. Allen was wearing a cow costume at the time of her arrest, as can be seen in the below mug shots (one of which includes a clear shot of Allen's udder). A police report does not indicate why she was so dresse

The fact that she pled guilty indicates she had no legitimate beef.  Wink
Title: Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
Post by: Ex-MA Hole on October 02, 2008, 03:42:09 PM
I'm going to steer clear of that one.
Title: Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
Post by: Regolith on October 02, 2008, 04:57:49 PM
I'm going to steer clear of that one.

Good idea.  It's probably just a bunch of bull, anyway...
Title: Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
Post by: Scout26 on October 02, 2008, 07:06:35 PM
I just knew that this thread would get milked for puns......
Title: Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
Post by: bedlamite on October 02, 2008, 07:18:29 PM
udderly ridiculous
Title: Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
Post by: Scout26 on October 02, 2008, 07:34:45 PM
Look out, it's ManBearPig! RUN!!!

Um, nope.  It's his sister....WomanBearCow......
Title: Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on October 02, 2008, 07:37:54 PM
Hay, quit making fun of her.  It truly is a sad tail... I'm sure someone led her by the nose and forced her to do it.

Title: Re: Best Mug Shot Ever
Post by: wmenorr67 on October 02, 2008, 08:37:43 PM
Wonder if it she gives chocolate milk.