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Title: Having a Little Fun
Post by: roo_ster on October 02, 2008, 07:26:18 AM
Saw this posted on another forum.

I thought y'all might appreciate.


http://www.dorba.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?t=44680

The other day I went downtown Ft Worth to run a few errands. I went into
the local coffee shop for a "pick me up".

I was only there for about 5 minutes, and when I came out, there
was this cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on, man, how about giving a person
a break'?

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. His
insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'

He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having
worn tires.

So I proceeded to call him a 'doughnut eating Gestapo.' He
finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first.

Then he wrote a third ticket when I
called him a moron in blue.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him
the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't really care. I came downtown on the bus,
and the car that he was putting the tickets on had one of those bumper
stickers that said, 'Obama in '08.'

I try to have a little fun each day.

The doctor tells me that it's important to my health.
Title: Re: Having a Little Fun
Post by: Manedwolf on October 02, 2008, 07:27:29 AM
 cheesy
Title: Re: Having a Little Fun
Post by: The Annoyed Man on October 02, 2008, 07:53:28 AM
 laugh
Title: Re: Having a Little Fun
Post by: grampster on October 02, 2008, 08:05:47 AM
Where have you been the last 9 months?  That one has been around the Innertube at least that long.
Title: Re: Having a Little Fun
Post by: Mabs2 on October 02, 2008, 08:40:15 AM
Didn't it originally say "Kerry 04"?
Title: Re: Having a Little Fun
Post by: White Horseradish on October 02, 2008, 09:46:05 AM
Quote from: mbs357 on October 02, 2008, 07:40:15 AM
Didn't it originally say "Kerry 04"?
I think originally it was a "We are turning the corner" stencil on a Model T Ford...
Title: Re: Having a Little Fun
Post by: grampster on October 02, 2008, 09:50:59 AM
 grin
Title: Re: Having a Little Fun
Post by: freakazoid on October 02, 2008, 09:54:50 AM
 cheesy

Quote
Quote from: mbs357 on Today at 01:40:15 PM
Didn't it originally say "Kerry 04"?

I think originally it was a "We are turning the corner" stencil on a Model T Ford...

Who's slogan was that?
Title: Re: Having a Little Fun
Post by: White Horseradish on October 02, 2008, 10:06:18 AM
Quote from: freakazoid on October 02, 2008, 08:54:50 AM
cheesy

Quote
I think originally it was a "We are turning the corner" stencil on a Model T Ford...

Who's slogan was that?
Herbert Hoover, 1932