I spit up my morning coffee when I saw you congratulate Barbara on her "new baby" Heh. Heh.
It took me a few minutes to realize why he was congratulating Barbara for her new baby. Then it all suddenly became very clear.
I'm sure tater salad is an alright guy, but his namesake is disgusting. I hate tater salad of all kinds. I hate sweet potatoes. And, crime most unspeakable, I don't like baked potatos either.
HERETIC! Fire the stake!