This libertarian has a supermarket rewards card. When I filled out the little application, I put down a common misspelling of my real name, a non-existent address, and the phone number of an adult bookstore in Baltimore.
- Chris
Yeah, that's fine unless they have the feature that all my rewards cards have:
"Drop these keys in any mailbox and we'll see that they are returned to their rightful owner."
When your keys wind up in the dead letter office or the porn emporium, you're gonna be S.O.L. and you'll have a lot to explain - "No honey, let me tell you why I didn't put our real address!"
-SalukiFan
What's a libertarian to do?
Open a real grocery. Laugh at the bums when their half-baked groceries go out of business.