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Title: Porn Will Save D&D
Post by: roo_ster on February 05, 2009, 04:48:45 PM
The CPSIA is the act recently passed by our congresscritters that forces all stuff kids might play with to be tested for lead, to include board games & role playing games, new or used.

If not changed, it will have serious deleterious effects on retailers, re-sellers, and producer, especially the small ones.





http://www.livingdice.com/1305/an-elegant-solution-to-the-consumer-product-safety-improvement-act/

An Elegant Solution to the Consumer Product Safety Improvement Act

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I discussed the CPSIA  earlier this week and was very concerned about its impact on the game/toy community. Later that night, lying in bed I had a revelation. The CPSIA only applies to games, books and toys destined for children under 12 years old. Eureka!  Take a look at the new and improved 4th Edition Dungeons and Dragons.
 
Porn shall save the hobby gaming industry! From this point forward every game company inserts a perforated page with a nasty pornographic image. Playboy-like tasteful nudes will not cut it. That kind of thing is on cable every night. No, to guarantee no one under the age of 12 buys this book some real hardcore nastiness is required. After a parent buys the book, they remove the image and give the book to the 12 year old gamer.

The government is satisfied and small companies can afford to product new product without expensive testing.

Look at it this way; my solution is not any dumber than the law itself. They deserve each other.
Title: Re: Porn Will Save D&D
Post by: Regolith on February 05, 2009, 05:50:18 PM
You may not even need the actual porn.  Just a notice stating that it could contain "mature themes" and that it's intended for ages 13+ could be enough. 
Title: Re: Porn Will Save D&D
Post by: Perd Hapley on February 05, 2009, 06:02:28 PM
So, you need a way to buy pron, under the radar?  :)
Title: Re: Porn Will Save D&D
Post by: roo_ster on February 05, 2009, 06:15:37 PM
So, you need a way to buy pron, under the radar?  :)
Nah, I just thought it funny that in many circles, pron is more acceptable than RPGs.

Title: Re: Porn Will Save D&D
Post by: Balog on February 05, 2009, 07:48:50 PM
The Book of Vile Darkness did, in fact, have a lot of nudity and mature themes.