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Title: Woman Stops Thief With Wedgie
Post by: Ben on February 18, 2009, 10:29:29 AM: Something I think this guy will never live down. :laugh:

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http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/02/17/ap/strange/main4807636.shtml

Woman Uses Wedgie To Capture Suspected Thief
Utah Woman Uses Wedgie And Headlock To Pin Down Man Suspected Of Breaking Into A Car

SALT LAKE CITY, Feb. 17, 2009
Answers.com

(AP) It took a wedgie and a headlock to pin down a man suspected of breaking into a car. Yvonne Morris, a technician at the Brickyard Animal Hospital, said she chased a man who broke into a co-worker's car, but he kept squirming away from her.

The third time, Morris grabbed hold of the man's boxer shorts and pulled. Salt Lake City police said she then she put a headlock on the man until help could arrive.

The man was booked into the Salt Lake County jail on suspicion of vehicle burglary, possession of stolen property and outstanding warrants.
Title: Re: Woman Stops Thief With Wedgie
Post by: makattak on February 18, 2009, 10:33:39 AM: Also, with the numbers of young men wearing their underwear for all to see, this may become a recognized tactic...

Maybe they'll start pulling their pants up in self-defense! :laugh:
Title: Re: Woman Stops Thief With Wedgie
Post by: Thor on February 18, 2009, 11:12:08 AM: I wonder if he'll sue her for assault or something stupid like that. After all, a group of illegal aliens sued a rancher and won. ;/
Title: Re: Woman Stops Thief With Wedgie
Post by: coppertales on February 18, 2009, 12:21:42 PM: I saw that on the morning news and almost snorted my coffee. Yeah, I bet that guy never lives that down, beat up, given a wedgie, and captured by a girl......chris3
Title: Re: Woman Stops Thief With Wedgie
Post by: Scout26 on February 18, 2009, 03:49:29 PM: Quote from: coppertales on February 18, 2009, 12:21:42 PM
I saw that on the morning news and almost snorted my coffee. Yeah, I bet that guy never lives that down, beat up, given a wedgie, and captured by a girl......chris3

"Start with the part where Jayne gets knocked out by a 90-pound girl 'cause... I don't think that's ever getting old.. "

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Title: Re: Woman Stops Thief With Wedgie
Post by: Uncle Bubba on February 18, 2009, 04:00:48 PM: Quote from: coppertales on February 18, 2009, 12:21:42 PM
I saw that on the morning news and almost snorted my coffee. Yeah, I bet that guy never lives that down, beat up, given a wedgie, and captured by a girl......chris3

Never. His street cred is shot all to hell for the rest of his life.

This ranks up there with an episode of COPS I watched once. A black crack dealer got chased down and caught by a white cop with an artificial leg. My wife thought I'd lost my mind when she heard me laughing because she knew what show I was watching and couldn't imagine anything that funny could be on it.