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Title: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: jamz on April 29, 2009, 11:28:17 AM
***Not Worm Safe***

Cutest little mofos I ever did see. :)

We're keeping three and giving three away to a friend.


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They came in the mail yesterday, and Mrz Jamz picked them up on the way to drop our daughter off at Kindergarden.. so her whole class got to see them in the box.   

The kids asked, but they are NOT allowed to name them, other than maybe Chicken1, chicken2, and chicken3. :lol:
Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on April 29, 2009, 11:29:58 AM
I demand thread closure for false advertising.

And I recommend that names do be given. Grilled, Fried, etc...
Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: makattak on April 29, 2009, 11:31:04 AM
I suggest naming them Lunch, Dinner, and Picnic.
Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: charby on April 29, 2009, 11:34:22 AM
Buff Brahma chicks?

Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: jamz on April 29, 2009, 12:00:53 PM
Wyandotes!  Supposed to be cold-hardy to survive the Maine winters, but I still have my doubts.  These won't get eaten, unless one turns out to be a rooster.  These wil be egg layers, until they succumb to predators, anyway.
Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: charby on April 29, 2009, 12:10:56 PM
When they get past their egg laying period, pressure cook them. Make chicken and dumplings

Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: K Frame on April 29, 2009, 12:12:42 PM
Hum...

I want McDonald's for lunch...

Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: charby on April 29, 2009, 12:13:32 PM
Hum...

I want McDonald's for lunch...



Old MacDonald had a farm.. ei ei ei o
Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: jamz on April 29, 2009, 12:15:10 PM
I had delicious grilled chicken for breakfast and lunch today!
Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: Mabs2 on April 29, 2009, 12:30:41 PM
Never make a pet out of something you can eat.  My dad learned that the hard way with his plastic pig.

I was watching that show iCarly, where they raised some chicks from eggs.
Their names were Yoko, Benedict, Omelet, Poachy, Wavos, and Shelly.
Poachy especially gave me a chuckle.
Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: Jamisjockey on April 29, 2009, 01:22:34 PM
I know what to use 'em for
A Turducken stuffed with baby chicks.  Deep fried.
mmmmmmmmmm
Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: mtnbkr on April 29, 2009, 01:28:49 PM
I have a turkey fryer. :)

Chris
Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: mtnbkr on April 29, 2009, 01:29:14 PM
Actually, how about using them for fondue?

Chris
Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: Jamisjockey on April 29, 2009, 01:31:06 PM
Actually, how about using them for fondue?

Chris

Sweet zombie jesus now I'm hungry.
Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: mtnbkr on April 29, 2009, 01:32:40 PM
You know, we are an evil bunch.

Chris
Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: charby on April 29, 2009, 02:26:02 PM
Actually, how about using them for fondue?

Chris

I'm thinking an American version of l'ortolan.

Who's got the brandy ready?


Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: Harold Tuttle on April 29, 2009, 03:19:56 PM
watchin the iCarly, having a bud...
Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
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Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: jackdanson on April 29, 2009, 06:58:35 PM
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I have a turkey fryer.

Why waste the oil?  I have one of those mini fry daddy's.
Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: mtnbkr on April 29, 2009, 07:28:23 PM
If he's making a "turducken", you'll need a turkey fryer.

Chris
Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: Jamisjockey on April 29, 2009, 07:30:53 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken
And then stuffed with the baby chicks.  Oohhhhh gawd!
Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: Leatherneck on April 29, 2009, 07:51:19 PM
MMmmm...Wyandottes.

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You know, we are an evil bunch.

Chris

Of course. That's become the defining characteristic of us here. That, and compassion, of course.

TC
Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: Balog on April 29, 2009, 08:12:09 PM
I was pretty unimpressed by the fried turkey I had. I think if more people were good at cooking it the traditional way there would be less demand for that.
Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: CNYCacher on April 29, 2009, 08:24:12 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken
And then stuffed with the baby chicks.  Oohhhhh gawd!

Turduckenenenenen
Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: jamz on April 29, 2009, 08:25:56 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken
And then stuffed with the baby chicks.  Oohhhhh gawd!
You're not a Real Man unless you take that Turducken stuffed with tender baby chicks and put the whole thing in an emu.
Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: DJJ on April 29, 2009, 08:28:42 PM
Wavos
"Huevos", actually. ;)
Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: CNYCacher on April 29, 2009, 08:29:07 PM
You're not a Real Man unless you take that Turducken stuffed with tender baby chicks and put the whole thing in an emu.

Ahem

Quote from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken#Variations
The largest recorded nested bird roast is 17 birds, attributed to a royal feast in France in the early 19th century (originally called a Rôti Sans Pareil, or "Roast without equal") - a bustard stuffed with a turkey, a goose, a pheasant, a chicken, a duck, a guinea fowl, a teal, a woodcock, a partridge, a plover, a lapwing, a quail, a thrush, a lark, an Ortolan Bunting and a Garden Warbler. [2] The final bird is small enough that it can be stuffed with a single olive; it also suggests that, unlike modern multi-bird roasts, there was no stuffing or other packing placed in between the birds. This dish probably could not be legally recreated in the modern era as many of the listed birds are now protected species.
Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: Scout26 on April 29, 2009, 10:27:32 PM
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This dish probably could not be legally recreated in the modern era as many of the listed birds are now protected species.

Bet they could in the Philippines......

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You're not a Real Man unless you take that Turducken stuffed with tender baby chicks and put the whole thing in an emu.

Then stuff it into an ostrich.
Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: charby on April 29, 2009, 10:51:25 PM
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Quote from: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Turducken#Variations
The largest recorded nested bird roast is 17 birds, attributed to a royal feast in France in the early 19th century (originally called a Rôti Sans Pareil, or "Roast without equal") - a bustard stuffed with a turkey, a goose, a pheasant, a chicken, a duck, a guinea fowl, a teal, a woodcock, a partridge, a plover, a lapwing, a quail, a thrush, a lark, an Ortolan Bunting and a Garden Warbler. [2] The final bird is small enough that it can be stuffed with a single olive; it also suggests that, unlike modern multi-bird roasts, there was no stuffing or other packing placed in between the birds. This dish probably could not be legally recreated in the modern era as many of the listed birds are now protected species.


lets see.. legally taken N.American birds. This might work size wise too.

Tundra Swan
Eastern Turkey
Canada Goose
Sandhill Crane
Snow Goose
Spruce Grouse
Greater Prairie Chicken
Lesser Prairie Chicken
Canvasback Duck
Pheasant
Mallard Duck
Ptaringan
Sage Grouse
Ruffed Grouse
Sharptail Grouse
Green Wing Teal
Chucker
Hungarian Partridge
Woodcock
Bobwhite Quail
Virginia Rail

Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: seeker_two on April 29, 2009, 10:59:43 PM
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Nice tail on that nude chick....  =D
Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: Uncle Bubba on April 30, 2009, 12:37:37 AM

I was pretty unimpressed by the fried turkey I had. I think if more people were good at cooking it the traditional way there would be less demand for that.


Whoever cooked it must not've done it right, then. There's more to the exercise than banging a turkey into hot oil and hoisting it out later.

And 45-55 minutes to fry versus several hours to bake in the oven is a strong selling point, at least for me and Miss Priss. She can do other things with the oven, like make pies, while I'm frying the bird.

Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: Gewehr98 on April 30, 2009, 01:42:55 AM
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I was pretty unimpressed by the fried turkey I had. I think if more people were good at cooking it the traditional way there would be less demand for that.

Somebody messed it up, then.

Our family absolutely refuses to have baked turkey again after I deep fried the first one. 

I did stuff a Cornish Game Hen inside the turkey one Thanksgiving, to mess with my little nephew's head.

He almost broke into tears, until I asked him if he thought turkeys laid eggs like any other bird...  =D
Title: Re: hot nude chicks! **nws**
Post by: LadySmith on April 30, 2009, 02:27:40 PM
Based on the title, I stayed away from this thread until I'd amassed a decent stockpile of heavy-soled shoes...
But then I noticed that it hadn't been locked so I peeked.
Awwwww! They're adorable!  =)

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MMmmm...Wyandottes.


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You know, we are an evil bunch.

Chris

Of course. That's become the defining characteristic of us here. That, and compassion, of course.

TC
 
I can't argue with that.  :lol: