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Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: SkunkApe on May 06, 2009, 09:39:16 PM
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Pretty cool game:
http://armorgames.com/play/3614/crush-the-castle (http://armorgames.com/play/3614/crush-the-castle)
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*blink*
What happened?
What time is it?
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dang you and your wasting of my time!!! =D
(note to self: don't build castle where you must stand atop a wooden pillar to protect yourself)
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Oh you time wasting bastard...
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Fun! Thanks for sharing. =)
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I was just going to knock down a few to see what it was like . . .
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Meh.
I really have no love for video games any way.
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Castle 17 and castle 21 took several tries for me. :lol:
When you get to build your own castle there ought to be a limit on building supplies. All you have to do is build a castle that will collapse in on itself with the first shot and create a pile of rubble that won't budge. Ha ha.
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Mmm, crush & kill.
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Castle 25 took me forever.
I went on a run in the middle where it was one-shot kills for about 5 castles in a row, this included the one where you had to drop the rock down the hole in the center onto the lady's head. Nothing but net.
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fortunately for me, this didn't load up for me this morning, otherwise I would have likely been late for work.... :)
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I played this all morning for about an hour, and then it spread amonghst my coworkers as they ambled in...
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How do you get castle #24? Argh!
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Okay, I crushed it... I don't know how, but I did it. Barely.
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If you haven't wasted enough time on Crush the Castle go check out Arachnid Wars:
http://armorgames.com/play/3156/arachnid-wars
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Got stuck on 21. Just couldn't get the King and Queen, flash is a touch weird on my machines, sometimes the animation is smooth and sometimes it isn't.
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They should be using user-created castles in the game.
Insert them into the game ordered by difficulty. Measure difficulty based on how long it takes players to beat the level.
I want the game to go forever!!!!!!!
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Trebuchet skills, i must add that to my CV
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I thought it was a great game, it's like the opposite of the fun "stacker" game Armor Games has, but I finished it in about 30 minutes. :|
The trick is to understand you don't have to wait to fling more rocks/bombs. If you hit the castle parts while they're still swaying, you knock them over easier, and they slide farther, killing more of the people.
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Thank the Lord they block this site at work, or I'd get NOTHING done today.
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You.... you... suck.
*shakes non-mouse fist at OP*
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Thank the Lord they block this site at work, or I'd get NOTHING done today.
And that would be different from any other day you spend on APS.... how? :D
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Such a waste to kill all those queens and princesses and maids-in-waiting.
Seems like a good opportunity for pillaging etc.
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OMG!!!!
load this into the castle editor and test it
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Just couldn't get the King and Queen,
God saved 'em, eh mate?
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God saved 'em, eh mate?
(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Frichbellamy.com%2Fzardoz%2F15.png&hash=a71880b3550647039bee36ab76bc202883558a9c)
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Hold my beer and watch this:
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0~p_c:481.65,395|p_c:671.7,396.65|fl_w:666.7,370|fs_w:476.65,370|p_c:576.7,401.65|fl_w:513.35,358.35|c_n:580,318.35|w_w:746.7,-220|w_s:423.35,-278.4|
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I RAFF, I ROOOSE!!!!
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Dammit, I have a paper to work on... well, maybe just one more game...
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One thing I've noticed is that if your connection or computer isn't quite fast enough, the fire bombs will explode before they reach the target. You have to wait for everything on the screen to stop rendering.
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Bedlamite, that is the FUNNIEST thing I have ever seen! :laugh:
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Great castle codes!!
Chris
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One thing I've noticed is that if your connection or computer isn't quite fast enough, the fire bombs will explode before they reach the target.
Firebombs are the suck here at home. They always detonate before they're even near the target.
Trebuchets are fun!
TC
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holy christ, it's a couterattack!!!
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I have saved the .SWF file and play it offline...
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other than Bombs, This design stops a lot of inbound boulders:
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0~p_t:933.35,390.95|fl_i:931.7,301.65|p_c:920.2,271.1|p_c:883.25,271.1|c_k:1029.35,377.95|p_t:828.45,277.1|w_i:944.45,210.15|fl_w:853.5,111.1|p_t:676.85,383.35|p_t:682.45,255.6|p_t:678.7,138|p_t:684.25,13.9|p_t:690.75,-112|p_t:689.85,-242.6|fl_i:853.2,124.45|
Modification of Harolds idea. Seems to be difficult to beat, even with bombs. Managed to beat it with three throws of 3 heavy stones, but think it might have been a lucky shot (boulder rolled along and dropped on Kings head)
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Is there a way to test these designs without having to beat the game each time? Just stay logged in for days?
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Iain, it told me your data was bad but it let me run it anyway. Odd thing.
Yes, you can just click Build Your Own and then Load. It will ask you to paste the data.
It seems I don't care about this game at all except to run y'alls castles. Very funny guys.
Ben
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line breaks screw up code
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there is a main screen with build your own castle
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I got stuck on the last castle; I'm using a pretty slow machine for the time being, and the 3 bomb volley won't make it there before detonating.
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dang, what rev of the flash player are you running?
once you get the game loaded, it runs entirely on your local processor with no web requests.
I have noticed if I am running it off my local version, it makes my fans kick on
Flash is a processor hog, which is why Apple doesn't let it on the iPhone platform.
Building rubegoldberg machines is very amusing, I giggle when i launch a princess over a tall wall and headshot a king
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Well guys it was nice knowing you.
http://www.phunland.com/wiki/Home
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A mod of Iain's mod of Harolds design. Haven't been able to beat it yet.
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I'm still working on a Cirque de Sol design...... =D =D
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Cirque de Sol
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A mod of Iain's mod of Harolds design. Haven't been able to beat it yet.
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I'm still working on a Cirque de Sol design...... =D =D
'Orly?
(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi156.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ft33%2FAJ_Dual%2Fcastle-1.jpg&hash=ce24d77526e2635f56440275798458ba33d761a2)
=D
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bastage.... :angel: :angel: :angel: =D =D =D
Well, try this one.... =D =D =D
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Watch the queens fly !!!
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I finally got on a machine that can handle the game (I was on a Dell C610 laptop earlier...ugh). I beat it, so I'm happy now.
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Scout,
I killed the king without destroying his castle. Just have to land a bomb in the right spot above him, I guess.
This is kind of fun:
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bastage.... :angel: :angel: :angel: =D =D =D
Well, try this one.... =D =D =D
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Did you mean this one? =D
The bomb right above him did the trick.
(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi39.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fe181%2Fparagonusmc%2Fcastle1.jpg&hash=aeae9c6366ad26778da7e8c2f061d785a67b5fb2)
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magic princess
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Her dress must be acting as a parachute to keep her from falling too fast.
Ben
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How do you play these custom castles other people have built?
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Her dress must be acting as a parachute to keep her from falling too fast.
Ben
must be 'cause the king spats in from the same launch
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Knights into white satin
0~p_c:638.95,391.5|fl_i:652.1,359.5|c_p:723.25,315.75|w_i:872.4,-245.2|w_s:594.65,-292.95|fl_i:797.45,373.6|p_c:777.6,406.35|w_s:851.1,-235.5|w_s:572.85,-302.05|fl_i:377.3,366.65|p_c:375.4,396.3|w_s:305.8,-400.55|w_s:323.25,-399.55|w_s:342.5,-398.2|c_n:454.05,323.55|fs_s:455.35,414.15|fs_s:455.35,404.6|fs_s:454.1,396.25|fs_s:455.35,384.35|
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How do you play these custom castles other people have built?
Click "Build your own", then Load, then paste in the code from in the thread.
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Update: new castles to crush.
http://armorgames.com/play/4552/crush-the-castle-players-pack (http://armorgames.com/play/4552/crush-the-castle-players-pack)
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Holy thread resurrection Batman! But if I had to pick one to resurrect this would be it. =D
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Just in time for the weekend!!!!!
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I got one shot kills on all of the castles. I did have to use the triple super bomb to get the Block House in one shot.