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Title: Paging Ladysmith.....
Post by: Jamisjockey on July 11, 2009, 08:18:12 PM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20090711/ap_on_fe_st/odd_cat_infestation_posh_home

Woman who had 150 cats in NJ mansion fined $35,000
Title: Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
Post by: LadySmith on July 11, 2009, 08:31:04 PM
You rang?  =D

That poor old lady had 150 cats in her mansion?!  :O
Lightweight. If I had a mansion, I know I could squeeze in 500.  :laugh:

Just kidding.

I know there's a fine line between loving the little beasties and succumbing to the animal hoarding sickness. I heard the difference is in being able to provide proper care for them.
Mine are all spayed/neutered and have full medical and dental coverage.  :angel:
Title: Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
Post by: Jamisjockey on July 11, 2009, 08:40:36 PM
Jus' funin at your expense  :lol:
Title: Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
Post by: LadySmith on July 11, 2009, 08:46:15 PM
Jus' funin at your expense  :lol:

Well in that case, consider yourself spanked with a sandal.  :mad:     :lol: :laugh:
Title: Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
Post by: Jamisjockey on July 11, 2009, 08:50:53 PM
Make it a high heel and you've got a deal!
Title: Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
Post by: bedlamite on July 11, 2009, 08:52:17 PM
We really don't want to hear about your fetish
Title: Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
Post by: LadySmith on July 11, 2009, 09:12:00 PM
Make it a high heel and you've got a deal!

*sputters*
*blushes*
*hides under the covers and refuses to come out*

 :laugh:
Title: Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
Post by: mtnbkr on July 11, 2009, 09:14:33 PM
*sputters*
*blushes*
*hides under the covers and refuses to come out*

 :laugh:

Yeah, you gotta be careful around JJ.  He has no shame or morals.

Chris
Title: Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
Post by: lee n. field on July 11, 2009, 09:22:32 PM
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Title: Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
Post by: LadySmith on July 11, 2009, 09:26:20 PM
^^^

 :lol: :laugh: :lol:
Title: Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
Post by: Jamisjockey on July 11, 2009, 09:51:05 PM
*sputters*
*blushes*
*hides under the covers and refuses to come out*

 :laugh:

 :angel:

(We really need a devil smiley)
Title: Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
Post by: LadySmith on July 11, 2009, 09:53:46 PM
Yeah, you gotta be careful around JJ.  He has no shame or morals.

Chris

But he's such an adorable rogue.  =)
Title: Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
Post by: Bob F. on July 11, 2009, 10:00:58 PM
We really don't want to hear about your fetish

We don't?
Title: Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
Post by: LadySmith on July 11, 2009, 10:08:59 PM
We really don't want to hear about your fetish
We don't?

*hiding under the covers again*
Title: Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
Post by: Jamisjockey on July 11, 2009, 10:17:58 PM
I rendered ls speechless twice in one thread.  You may all bow and scrape now.
Title: Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
Post by: Viking on July 11, 2009, 10:20:01 PM
:angel:

(We really need a devil smiley)
>:D
"Speak of the devil..."
Title: Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
Post by: bedlamite on July 11, 2009, 10:25:47 PM
You may all bow and scrape now.

I already told you, we don't want to hear about your fetish.
Title: Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
Post by: Strings on July 12, 2009, 12:01:38 AM
To Bedlamite, you listen. Truth, he speaks!

Now where's my damn sammich?
Title: Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
Post by: Jamisjockey on July 12, 2009, 08:06:58 PM
We really don't want to hear about your fetish


I am invoking rule 34.  Enough said.
Title: Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
Post by: S. Williamson on July 13, 2009, 04:53:32 AM

I am invoking rule 34.  Enough said.


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???
Title: Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
Post by: LadySmith on July 13, 2009, 06:12:36 AM
Please don't make Jamis talk about Rule 34.  :O
Title: Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
Post by: seeker_two on July 13, 2009, 06:40:07 AM
It's threads like these that make me glad that LS doesn't ever talk about jackboots...


 =D
Title: Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
Post by: Jamisjockey on July 13, 2009, 07:53:19 AM
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Title: Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
Post by: Jamisjockey on July 14, 2009, 08:13:40 AM
http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20090713/sc_livescience/catsdocontrolhumansstudyfinds
Title: Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
Post by: LadySmith on July 14, 2009, 08:24:41 AM
What total nonsense!  :mad:

Cats are just mammals and incapable of exerting any type of control over human beings.
People are at the top of the food chain and have been the dominant species on this planet for a very long time. Cats are simply domesticated pets that we choose to have around.

I know I'm the sole master of my fate, captain of my destiny and owner of free will.
And I'll prove it to you...

...right after I feed my widdle boo-boo kittehs because I hear them calling me.  =D
Title: Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
Post by: charby on July 14, 2009, 08:48:08 AM
What total nonsense!  :mad:

Cats are just mammals and incapable of exerting any type of control over human beings.
People are at the top of the food chain and have been the dominant species on this planet for a very long time. Cats are simply domesticated pets that we choose to have around.

I know I'm the sole master of my fate, captain of my destiny and owner of free will.
And I'll prove it to you...

...right after I feed my widdle boo-boo kittehs because I hear them calling me.  =D

Well in certain cultures that is true because they eat cats.

<casually climbs inside the box of shatter/bullet/gamma radiation proof glass box to duck any incoming shoes>
Title: Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
Post by: LadySmith on July 14, 2009, 09:07:43 AM
Well in certain cultures that is true because they eat cats.

 :O  :O  :O

Quote
<casually climbs inside the box of shatter/bullet/gamma radiation proof glass box to duck any incoming shoes>

My cats are downloading a way to breach that box into my brain right now.
You know they're experts in defying physics, right?  :laugh:


Title: Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
Post by: charby on July 14, 2009, 09:11:55 AM
:O  :O  :O

My cats are downloading a way to breach that box into my brain right now.
You know they're experts in defying physics, right?  :laugh:




I bought it from a tactical mall security supply store, your cats will not be able to penetrate.

Title: Re: Paging Ladysmith.....
Post by: LadySmith on July 14, 2009, 09:18:30 AM
I bought it from a tactical mall security supply store, your cats will not be able to penetrate.

 :lol:
Did they toss in a pair of those boots for climbing walls?  :laugh:

I take it you've never seen a cat teleport or phase in/out of our space-time continuum.
If you doubt this ability, get a cat and see if you can find it anywhere at all come bath time.  :lol: