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Title: If I Make It To 83, I Hope I'm As Feisty As This Man
Post by: Uncle Bubba on July 16, 2009, 12:19:52 PM

Would that the goblin were dead, but other than that, well done.



Atlanta Journal-Constitution
16JUL09


"I had to get my gun" said Mableton man, 83, in shoot-out with home invader

A quick-thinking 83-year-old Mableton man foiled a home invader’s plans when he escaped bondage and shot the bandit.

John Parrish saved the day Tuesday with a pair of scissors and a .22-caliber revolver, police and a grateful son-in-law said.

“John Wayne is what we call him now,” said Danny Carlson, a tennis instructor who owns the home and who was shot in the right calf Tuesday as the octogenarian and the suspect exchanged gunfire.

“I don’t know what that guy would’ve done had he [Parrish] not come up here.”

Tuesday before 1 p.m., an armed man entered the basement of Carlson’s house on Nickajack Road, and encountered Parrish’s wife, Margaret.

Parrish and his wife occupy the basement’s in-law suite.

She’d heard her puppies barking and went to the bathroom to check on them, Carson said.

“As soon as she cracked the door, he grabbed her by the hair, put the gun in her ear and said, ‘If you make a sound, I’ll blow your brains out,’” John Parrish said Wednesday afternoon.

The intruder forced Parrish’s wife to the ground, tied her hands and feet with duct tape, and put a blanket over her head.

Parrish said he went to find his wife, and soon met the same fate – lying face down with his hands taped behind his back.

“He told me, ‘I don’t want to hurt you. I just want your money,’” Parrish said.

He told the invader he didn’t have any.

As the intruder stalked through the house, the retired freight dockworker hustled to free himself, twisting and wriggling his arms first, then crawling to the kitchen to find scissors to cut his legs free.

“I had to get my gun,” Parrish said.

Meanwhile, the intruder found a 10-year-old girl in the first-floor living room waiting to continue her tennis lessons with Carlson.

“He grabbed her and asked if anyone else was in the house,” said Carlson’s son, Chad, who came home from North Carolina on Wednesday after the incident.

The girl led the intruder to Danny Carlson’s office on the second floor of the house.

“I thought it was the little girl coming up to get me,” Carlson said. “But when I looked up, he had his arm around her and the gun pointed at me.”

The invader told the girl to sit down, and he bound Carlson and covered his head with a blanket.

“Then I just heard shooting,” he said.

Parrish had found his gun, loaded it, and sneaked upstairs.

“I shot three times and heard him groan,” Parrish said.

The intruder fired back twice, hitting Carlson once in the back of his right calf, and just missing Parrish.

“He ran past me and down the stairs out of the house,” Parrish said. “That shot came pretty close.”

Police say the suspect, described as a 6-foot-tall, roughly 250-pound black man in his 40s or 50s, is still at large, despite a lengthy search of the woods and nearby Silver Comet Trail near Carlson’s home.

Police say the intruder may have been wounded in the shootout.

Carlson said Parrish shot three times, “but we couldn’t find the bullets, so they must be in the intruder.”

Carlson was taken to the hospital and treated for the gunshot wound and a shattered tibia.

“The worst thing in the whole scenario is that the little girl had to witness all the gunfire,” Carlson said.

While Carlson said he would increase the security in the house, Parrish noted one thing he would do different.

“My wife never did want me to keep my gun loaded,” he said. “But now she said she does.”

Title: Re: If I Make It To 83, I Hope I'm As Feisty As This Man
Post by: Brad Johnson on July 16, 2009, 01:36:04 PM
How about 74 and barefoot water skiing? In NOVEMBER!? His name is Garland Gregory. He's an avid skier, gentleman lake bum, and a heck of a nice guy.

Brad


Taken at Lake Alan Henry in November 2008.

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Title: Re: If I Make It To 83, I Hope I'm As Feisty As This Man
Post by: vaskidmark on July 16, 2009, 07:27:00 PM
Way to go, John Parrish!

Anybody that says a .22lr is too wimpy just needs to ask these folks.  Apparently three hits to a 250-pound BG were enough to make him give up the idea of kidnapping and robbery as a way to boost his income.

Here's hoping that the BG shows up at a hospital soon, before sepsis sets in.  It would be horrible for the BG's family if they had to watch him die that way when he could just turn himself in to the police, get treated, and lie back for 10-20 years or so while the state took care of him.

stay safe.

skidmark
Title: Re: If I Make It To 83, I Hope I'm As Feisty As This Man
Post by: Uncle Bubba on July 16, 2009, 08:47:23 PM
Way to go, John Parrish!

Anybody that says a .22lr is too wimpy just needs to ask these folks.  Apparently three hits to a 250-pound BG were enough to make him give up the idea of kidnapping and robbery as a way to boost his income.

Here's hoping that the BG shows up at a hospital soon, before sepsis sets in.  It would be horrible for the BG's family if they had to watch him die that way when he could just turn himself in to the police, get treated, and lie back for 10-20 years or so while the state took care of him.

stay safe.

skidmark


The Snark is strong in this one...

;D


Title: Re: If I Make It To 83, I Hope I'm As Feisty As This Man
Post by: seeker_two on July 17, 2009, 06:53:57 AM

Here's hoping that the BG shows up at a hospital soon, before sepsis sets in.  It would be horrible for the BG's family if they had to watch him die that way when he could just turn himself in to the police, get treated, and lie back for 10-20 years or so while the state took care of him.


Yep...that'd be a cryin' shame....  ;/


Good shootin', Honored Elder....even old dogs have sharp teeth....and experience on how to use them....  :cool:
Title: Re: If I Make It To 83, I Hope I'm As Feisty As This Man
Post by: 280plus on July 17, 2009, 07:26:31 AM
Good for him! I love it when the bGs get new ventilation holes.

Reminds me of the time I was at the top of "Bear Mountian"  highest peak in CT, and found a GROUP of octagenarians up there with me. I was duly impressed.  =D
Title: Re: If I Make It To 83, I Hope I'm As Feisty As This Man
Post by: BridgeRunner on July 17, 2009, 08:11:39 AM
When I'm old enough that people start referring to things I would ordinarily do as evidence of my "feistiness," please shoot me.

Thanks.
Title: Re: If I Make It To 83, I Hope I'm As Feisty As This Man
Post by: DJJ on July 17, 2009, 08:14:27 AM
Heck, I hope I'm alive when I'm 83.
Title: Re: If I Make It To 83, I Hope I'm As Feisty As This Man
Post by: 280plus on July 17, 2009, 08:53:29 AM
yea, you and me both!  =|
Title: Re: If I Make It To 83, I Hope I'm As Feisty As This Man
Post by: vaskidmark on July 17, 2009, 06:41:45 PM
When I'm old enough that people start referring to things I would ordinarily do as evidence of my "feistiness," please shoot me.

Thanks.

Just wait till you get near that age, little one.  You will find that folks will not even mess with you based on the assumption that you must posses some deadly black art to have lived that long.

Now, with galactic health care poised to descend upon us, living to age 83 will be evidence of criminal behavior, because you should have been referred to a hospice and cut off from all medical care 23 years before.

I'm just curious how the pharmacutical industry is going to survive without me and those like me who consume multiple doses of numerous medications each day.

stay safe.

skidmark
Title: Re: If I Make It To 83, I Hope I'm As Feisty As This Man
Post by: BridgeRunner on July 17, 2009, 08:40:01 PM
Just wait till you get near that age, little one.  You will find that folks will not even mess with you based on the assumption that you must posses some deadly black art to have lived that long.

Well, my clients are all over sixty.  They frequently get belittled by words like "feisty."  They tend to get messed with pretty regularly, especially in little ways like this one.  It's pretty darned offensive that what is a heroic act in defense of others at thirty or forty suddenly becomes evidence of "feistiness" at 83.