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Title: Short or long hair?
Post by: Nick1911 on November 23, 2009, 05:59:27 PM
How long do you keep your hair?

Any particular reason why?

I have mine cut 6mm on the sides and 9mm on the top about every month.

As I have a bald spot, long hair looks really bad on my.  I like it this short so that no one can effectively grab hold of it, and it dries almost instantly.
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: Declaration Day on November 23, 2009, 06:03:22 PM
I have a military cut.  It looks good on me, I do it myself, and I love not having to do anything with my hair in the morning.

When I was younger I tried to have a hairstyle.  Doing so required 1/2 can of hairspray that lasted maybe two hours.  I cut it all off my junior year of high school, and have been happy ever since.
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: charby on November 23, 2009, 06:07:30 PM
Currently I have a pony tail that resides between my shoulder blades. I have had it almost to my waist in the past, I cut all my hair off three years ago and then after a year of having it short decided that I missed it being long.

Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: Perd Hapley on November 23, 2009, 06:09:02 PM
Pretty short, ever since boot camp.  Not high and tight anymore, but still short on top and shorter on the sides. 

1. Easier to deal with. 

2. I have a Drill Sergeant's view of male hair length.
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: Gewehr98 on November 23, 2009, 06:14:17 PM
Still pretty much within USAF regs.
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: cosine on November 23, 2009, 06:20:40 PM
Stick the 1 inch guide on the clipper and run it over my head and I'm good to go. I actually get it cut shorter on the sides so I don't look like too much of a dork, but for the most part it's 1 inch all the way around.
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: Fjolnirsson on November 23, 2009, 06:30:01 PM
Over the last ten years, I have run the gamut several times between waist length and completely clean shaven. I like the way I look with a military cut, but I am very picky about it, and maintaining it gets expensive and time consuming, since my hair grows VERY fast. Right now, it's about an inch and a half in length, and I will likely grow it long for a while before shaving it again.
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: 41magsnub on November 23, 2009, 06:35:42 PM
short..  I prefer the low maintenance hair style.
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: Boomhauer on November 23, 2009, 06:37:20 PM
1/8" buzzcut all over, no sideburns. Not a military "high and tight" just short all over. I get it cut about once a month. If I let my hair get too long, I start having dandruff problems. Keeping it short means the shampoo gets to the scalp better and it dries fast. Plus, my hair starts sticking out at weird angles if it gets too long, like a permanent cowlick.

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2. I have a Drill Sergeant's view of male hair length.

So do I.
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: Balog on November 23, 2009, 06:47:15 PM
Depends. I dislike gettig haircuts (well, paying for them anyway) so it tends to go from USMC regulation to darn near Beattle's length between trims.
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: Waitone on November 23, 2009, 06:48:09 PM
Sorta short executive cut.
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: Tuco on November 23, 2009, 07:43:05 PM
I cut my own hair using a #3 and #2 guide on electric clippers.  The first time was a little stressful, but now, it's second nature, standing at the mirror in the latrine.

I suggest trying it.  I still use the 30 dollar clippers I bought over 10 years ago.
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: Gowen on November 23, 2009, 07:45:52 PM
Short, look better with it.
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: MillCreek on November 23, 2009, 07:52:56 PM
Shave it every morning in the shower.
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: TMM on November 23, 2009, 08:01:07 PM
had a ponytail a while ago, got it cut to a 20's-30's style about a year ago. long on top, short of back and sides. looks pretty good, if i even happen to not have my hat on (which is a very rare occasion). let it grow pretty long before i cut it. i'm like balog, i don't like paying for haircuts.

tmm
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: Balog on November 23, 2009, 08:02:30 PM
TMM: I believe that hairstyle is referred to as a "mullet."  :P
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: Headless Thompson Gunner on November 23, 2009, 08:04:27 PM
Backwards.  Mullet is short on top, long on the bottom in the back.

Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: Balog on November 23, 2009, 08:06:17 PM
Ah, you're correct. I think he's describing the emo 90's cut.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: lupinus on November 23, 2009, 08:07:31 PM
short, to long and I create snow storms and my hair goes in every direction.

Barbershop every two to three weeks.
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: Sindawe on November 23, 2009, 08:28:05 PM
My standard cut since I was in my 20s has been above the ears on the side, parted on the left and feathered so is goes back decently when combed, layered and off the collar in back.  Mostly because it's dirts simple to take care off.  There have been occasionall forarys into long hair because that's even less work by not having to go to the stylist; just wash, comb and put into a pony tail.

Since I've been blessed high levels of testosterone for decades (looked like Grizzly Adams in the 8th grade), the crop up top is getting too thin to sport the long look anymore.  I figure in a few more years I'll come to resemble this chap.

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.stel.ru%2Fmuseum%2Flenin_museum_images%2Flenin-photo30.jpg&hash=ff7dda6feba8eb48faf8632a9a08922ec513e99b)

At which point I may decide "too heck with it", shave my head and again cultivate the look of an Addams.  >:D
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: Chrissy on November 23, 2009, 08:34:10 PM
I have always had long hair and prefer long hair on my men too.  My hair is down to my butt.  Every few years I cut it to donate to Lochs For Love which makes wigs for little kids with cancer.  Long hair rocks - everyone should grow theirs, lol.   :lol:

Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: zahc on November 23, 2009, 08:39:00 PM
I would grow long hair if I had the sort of hair that can be grown long gracefully. I don't, so I keep it cut short and millitarish, depending on how long it's been.

There is no such thing as a good haircut for women. Women should not cut their hair.
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: 41magsnub on November 23, 2009, 08:41:57 PM
That's the other reason I keep it short, it starts to go all afro on me if I don't.
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: Headless Thompson Gunner on November 23, 2009, 08:42:49 PM
I would grow long hair if I had the sort of hair that can be grown long gracefully. I don't, so I keep it cut short and millitarish, depending on how long it's been.

There is no such thing as a good haircut for women. Women should not cut their hair.
Disagree.  Lots of woman are like you, their hair doesn't grow long gracefully.  Most of the woman who have long hair but shouldn't tend to be better at hiding that fact than men, what with all the styling and fussing they give their hair.  Convince 'em to get a proper haircut and style suitable for their appearance, though, and the results are often quite surprising.

Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: Devonai on November 23, 2009, 08:56:29 PM
As long as I'm in the Army I have no choice, although I tend to prefer the Infantry high-and-tight out of pride for the MOS.
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: Nightfall on November 23, 2009, 09:00:12 PM
Used to keep it military short. A few months ago I decided I wanted to give long hair a try. Figure I'll start shoulder length, then probably work back from there until I find something I like. So I'm growing it out for a year or two.

The unfortunate part is that, though I have thick, full hair, it does very weird things. It's like it wants to curl, but can't quite manage it, and so it gives up half-way through. :laugh: I expect to have to get it chemically straightened or something to maintain a longish hairstyle.
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: RoadKingLarry on November 23, 2009, 09:00:53 PM
After I got out of the Navy I went back and forth between not quite mil-spec and passed the collar for several years.  About 7 and a half years ago I got a position that had no professional interaction with customers or the general public in a professional capacity. I let the hair and the beard grow for 5 years.
A couple of years ago I decided enough was enough and cut the hair. Donated 26" of long curly hair to Locks of Love. Now, during the summer I wear a flat top and just let it grow in the winter.
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: BridgeRunner on November 23, 2009, 09:09:40 PM
About 2" at its longest, these days.  Used to be longer, but it was pain when running, which I'm doing six or eight times a week.
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: roo_ster on November 23, 2009, 09:14:07 PM
A relaxed high & tight flat top, zero on the sides.  It gets cut every MO rather than every week.  I tried to grow it after I got out of the Army but couldn't stand it.

I resemble fistfuls second remark.



I grew it out during college and my long, blond locks went halfway to my *expletive deleted*ss.  The gals loved to fondle it as it was healthy due to the lack of fiddling with it.  Trim it up every 6MO or so and I was good to go.
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: roo_ster on November 23, 2009, 09:14:34 PM
Backwards.  Mullet is short on top, long on the bottom in the back.

"Business up front, party out back."
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: Perd Hapley on November 24, 2009, 12:10:28 AM
As long as I'm in the Army I have no choice, although I tend to prefer the Infantry high-and-tight out of pride for the MOS.

That's what I thought right after I got out.  Back home, I asked the barber for a high-and-tight, but after he was done he told me it was more like a Princeton (or an Ivy League, I forget which, I think they're the same).  Anyway, I told him that was close enough and I've been doing it that way ever since.

2. I have a Drill Sergeant's view of male hair length.
So do I.

That means, when I see guys like this at church on Sunday, Drill Sergeant Voice goes off in my head.  "Look at you, boy.  Yo hair is all long and purty, like a woman's." 

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi171.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fu292%2Fjoshbissey%2Fbiblethumper.jpg&hash=e2f38d98d00f6055dcd534557f3552573a03b543)

(Go ahead and call the number.  You know you want to.  :police: )

Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: PTK on November 24, 2009, 12:18:00 AM
European military haircut from the late 1930s. It's classy.


Plus, on the odd side, it reveals to me every single neo-Nazi I come across. "Hey, cool haircut, but it's supposed to be more like _______. That's how the Nazis did it."
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: RevDisk on November 24, 2009, 12:26:03 AM

I get a "fade".  #2 or 3 on the top, #1 on sides and back. 

Can't stand long hair, I love the low maintenance
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on November 24, 2009, 12:46:13 AM
European military haircut from the late 1930s. It's classy.
Something like this?
http://www.zuguide.com/image/Humphrey-Bogart-High-Sierra.2.jpg
http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/4/46/HighSierra_1.jpg/400px-HighSierra_1.jpg

Buzzed in the summer, grown a bit longer in the winter. Parted when long enough. Very nice when the hair is too short to comb.
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: roo_ster on November 24, 2009, 12:59:02 AM
That means, when I see guys like this at church on Sunday, Drill Sergeant Voice goes off in my head.  "Look at you, boy.  Yo hair is all long and purty, like a woman's." 

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi171.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fu292%2Fjoshbissey%2Fbiblethumper.jpg&hash=e2f38d98d00f6055dcd534557f3552573a03b543)

I thought I was the only one. 

Then, there were the few times we went to an "emergent" church where some of hte gals (when talking about the guys) jokingly renamed it, "The First Church of the Metrosexual."  Also, the "pastor" had a soul patch and what I call "floppy hair."  In the middle of his emergent-ty muddle of a sermon, I fantasized about smoking the heck out of him and getting him to--tearfully, with racking sobs--shave that rat's butt off his face.

Hey, soul patches have their place.  That is NOT on the face of a SWPL (http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.com/) bitter ex-Southern Baptist  with pudding for doctrine.  Samuel L Jackson (a soul-patch worthy face, right there) would have taken a bite of his Big Kahuna Burger and blasted him.
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: Viking on November 24, 2009, 01:44:23 AM
Varies. In high school I grew my hair fairly long (by my standards), unfortunatly, my hair is rather curly/wavy, so it doesn't look very good when it gets too long. After that, I mostly went with the .5mm buzz all over to keep maintanence down, but on occasions I've cut it into mohawks as well, which worked surprisingly well once I found something that could subdue my hair enough to get it into an actual mohawk cut...
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: Balog on November 24, 2009, 01:50:39 AM
I did the traditional "Yay I'm not .mil anymoar!" hair growing out thing. Once it gets to a certain length it does the "bottom half sticking up, top half falling over" trick. Even with tons of greasy product (which I hate) the best I could get it to do was a semi-rockabilly pompadour. Too much trouble; I need a haircut... :)
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: mtnbkr on November 24, 2009, 07:26:01 AM
Clipper cut with 1.5 on the back/sides, and 4 on top.  That's short enough for all the scars (I have several large ones) to show through for a few days before fading beneath new growth.

At 36, I have a touch of thinning at the temples, but no "male pattern baldness".  This is surprising because both of my grandfathers were bald or balding by my age.  As soon as scalp becomes visible between haircuts, I'm going to start shaving my head (much to the chagrin of my wife).  I prefer low maintenance and my hair is too wavy to cover a bald spot, so I might as well embrace the scalp (and scars).

Chris
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: RocketMan on November 24, 2009, 07:31:45 AM
Short, usually matching what I wore in the Corps.  Sometimes the wife has to nag me to visit the barber when I stretch out the visits.
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: Doggy Daddy on November 24, 2009, 07:40:14 AM
Shaved, because:
1) I'm cheap
2) I hate taking time for haircuts
3) If it grows out, it's gray.
4) When it's gray, people think I'm my wife's dad
5) Dying it would just look wrong.
6) I'm too cheap for dying it

DD
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: Tuco on November 24, 2009, 07:46:12 AM

(Go ahead and call the number.  You know you want to.  :police: )


I was always slightly amused by this phone number of a long dead televangelist-

1-800-338-3030
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: brimic on November 24, 2009, 10:11:18 AM
I keep mine clipped as short as possible.
Its always been really thin and doesn't look good longer.
I'm balding on top, so keepingit clipped short looks better now.
My scalp is really oily, so longer hair makes me sweat more and ads to the oily/nastiness.
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: Chrissy on November 24, 2009, 10:39:54 AM
That's the other reason I keep it short, it starts to go all afro on me if I don't.

I've known quite a few people who had "brillo" type hair when it was short, but then they grew it out long and wow, what a difference.  My ex actually had horrible hair as a teen when it was short (saw proof in pictures).  By the time I met him, he had grown it out and had long gorgeous hair almost as long as mine and straight as an arrow.  If he cut it short now, I'm sure it would become brillo again.

For those trying to grow your hair out, YES, there is definitely an awkward stage where the  hair is too long to be considered short hair and too short to be long hair, may stick up, look odd, etc., but don't give in.  Let it grow a few more months, and you'll see it won't stick up anymore, won't look odd, it just has to re-invent itself.  Or maybe even have it styled, put long layers on the sides or some other thing to help get it through that in-between, awkward stage.  Most girls I know like longer hair on guys.

Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: Nick1911 on November 24, 2009, 10:47:16 AM
Most girls I know like longer hair on guys.

I've actually discussed this with my wife - she's just the opposite.  When we first started dating, I had longer hair - probably mid-to-lower cheek level.  One day, I got it cut to about military length.  #2 and #3.  Later on, my wife confessed that she couldn't believe how much better I looked with the short hair cut.   =)  For me, that's another incentive to keep it short.  =D
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: Northwoods on November 24, 2009, 11:45:58 AM
As often as I can get my wife to cut I do.  That's usually about every 8 weeks or so.  My hair grows very slowly though so while 6 weeks is about when I want it cut, 8 weeks is not too bad.  She'll usually refuse to go shorter than a #5 on top, unless it's hunting season.  Then she'll bow to my year-long desire for a #2 or 3 on top.  The back and sides get cut to fade nicely into the top.

I tried a pony tail in college.  My hair is so fine that it really doesn't work.  Plus after more than a year it was only barely long enough to get 1-2" or so into the pony tail.  And I never could get the hair close to my face to grow long enough to get into the tail.

I have had a moustache for probably 12-14 years now.  I had the goatee and soul patch as well for several years.  My mom said I looked like either Trotsky or Mephistopheles, depending on her mood.  'Course back then that just encouraged me to keep the look. 
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: CAnnoneer on November 24, 2009, 11:50:58 AM
I used to keep it in an old-fashioned "choir-boy"/business cut. But, high testosterone and genetics thinned the top over the years, so this year I threw in the towel and went for electric clipper #2. It is finally out of my face, I am impervious to wind ruffle, I don't need a comb, and it makes me look 5 years younger. My girl cuts it for me every two weeks and thinks I look sexier that way too (with obvious consequences).

Since others are discussing views on other people's hair, I think the proper way is long hair for women (shoulder length or longer) and short hair for men. Pony tails are for sporty teenage girls, not for fat middle-aged balding men. Mullets affront my eyes.
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: Grandpa Shooter on November 24, 2009, 11:51:44 AM
I have basically kept my hair the same since 7th grade.  Parted on the right, ears showing and tapered up the back.  In 1974 grew a beard and other than giving my skin a break, have had a beard ever since.  Was passed over in job opportunities because of the beard.  Don't be skeered, its only a beard.

My Lady (now wife) likes my hair longer, but since I wear hats every day, as it grows it looks more like a wig/hat, so I keep it appropriately short for wearing a hat.  I agree that long hair on women is more attractive to me.  Somehow the short boy cuts on women gives me the creeps.
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: Cromlech on November 24, 2009, 01:15:11 PM
All throughout school I had anywhere from a 'number 2' down to a '0' on the old clippers.
For 3 or 4 years I grew my hair out until it was more than halfway down my back. Started getting bored of it (plus I was balding), and now I shave it fully with a Mach 3 whenever I can be bothered, which is every 1-3 weeks between shaves. So it never gets much longer than a number 2 anymore.
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: longeyes on November 24, 2009, 01:27:02 PM
Start short (Caesar), end long (John the Baptist).  =D

Repeat as necessary.
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: RoadKingLarry on November 24, 2009, 09:51:14 PM
I was a slow learner with the pony tails, did it twice.
Caught it under a creeper wheel working under my truck. First time I was just plain stuck for almost 20 minutes. Second time, I just gritted my teeth and pulled myself loose.
Then I still wore it long for almost another year.
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: charby on November 24, 2009, 09:54:58 PM
I was a slow learner with the pony tails, did it twice.
Caught it under a creeper wheel working under my truck. First time I was just plain stuck for almost 20 minutes. Second time, I just gritted my teeth and pulled myself loose.
Then I still wore it long for almost another year.

I just tuck my tail under a cap or a do-rag when I have to work on or under a car.

Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: seeker_two on November 25, 2009, 12:37:02 AM
Clipper cut.....#4 on top & #3 on the sides & back...trimmed to keep it off the neck...no sideburns....the definition of what my old barber called "a businessman's haircut".....
Title: Re: Short or long hair?
Post by: Balog on November 25, 2009, 01:03:34 AM
Oh, and aside from my time in the Corps I've had big ole mutton chopish sideburns since I was 13. Tried trimming them back a couple times in the middle teens and didn't care for it.