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Title: Top Ten Things Overheard at the White House During Scott Brown’s Win
Post by: gunsmith on January 20, 2010, 08:51:55 PM
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Top Ten Things Overheard at the White House During Scott Brown’s Win
Posted by Frank J. on January 20, 2010 at 1:03 pm

10. “Obviously, this is just because Coakley is such a horrible candidate. So how do you get a shotgun in your mouth and also reach the trigger?”

9. “Now don’t you wish we went with the Weekend at Bernie’s solution to Ted Kennedy’s seat?”

8. “Don’t they know other countries love me?”

7. “But this doesn’t mean much, right? You said Massachusetts is a red state… Oh, you meant the other kind of red. Yeah, I guess we’re screwed.”

6. “That’s it, man. Game over, man; game over! What the @#$% are we gonna do now? What are we gonna do?”

5. “Don’t they understand this is only going to make me want to lost them jobs and destroy their health care all the more?”

4. “I should have expected this from people who bitterly cling to chowder and the Irish.”

3. “I’m sure Gibbs will be able to spin this after he stops vomiting and urinating on himself.”

2. “This is just the sort of time you pick yourself up, dust yourself off, and blame Bush for everything all the harder.”

And the number one thing overheard at the White House during Scott Brown’s win…

“This is why I hate America.”
Title: Re: Top Ten Things Overheard at the White House During Scott Brown’s Win
Post by: Scout26 on January 20, 2010, 09:03:58 PM
#9 - Priceless.  I really gigglesnorted at that one, since they're basically doing that with Robert Byrd....
Title: Re: Top Ten Things Overheard at the White House During Scott Brown’s Win
Post by: grampster on January 20, 2010, 09:41:40 PM
I like #3. =D
Title: Re: Top Ten Things Overheard at the White House During Scott Brown’s Win
Post by: Jamie B on January 20, 2010, 10:04:31 PM
Snort!

Good stuff, and probably not far from the truth!

'Let's all run out and buy pickups before the midterms!'

Jamie
Title: Re: Top Ten Things Overheard at the White House During Scott Brown’s Win
Post by: makattak on January 21, 2010, 09:38:17 AM
#2 is actually what they are doing!!!

Quote from: President Obama link= http://abcnews.go.com/WN/Politics/president-obama-scott-brown-massachusetts-victory/story?id=9611222&page=1
"Here's my assessment of not just the vote in Massachusetts, but the mood around the country: the same thing that swept Scott Brown into office swept me into office," the president said in an exclusive interview with ABC News' George Stephanopoulos. "People are angry and they are frustrated. Not just because of what's happened in the last year or two years, but what's happened over the last eight years."


Title: Re: Top Ten Things Overheard at the White House During Scott Brown’s Win
Post by: TechMan on January 21, 2010, 10:14:55 AM
#2 is actually what they are doing!!!

Denial is not just a river running through Egypt.  =D
Title: Re: Top Ten Things Overheard at the White House During Scott Brown’s Win
Post by: HankB on January 21, 2010, 10:28:43 AM
#2 is actually what they are doing!!!

Quote
Quote from: President Obama link= http://abcnews.go.com/WN/Politics/president-obama-scott-brown-massachusetts-victory/story?id=9611222&page=1
"Here's my assessment of not just the vote in Massachusetts, but the mood around the country: the same thing that swept Scott Brown into office swept me into office," the president said in an exclusive interview with ABC News' George Stephanopoulos. "People are angry and they are frustrated. Not just because of what's happened in the last year or two years, but what's happened over the last eight years."

OF COURSE THEY ARE! 

People are STILL so mad at Bush that they decided to elect a Republican to fill Teddy Kennedy's old seat!

What else could it be?
Title: Re: Top Ten Things Overheard at the White House During Scott Brown’s Win
Post by: CNYCacher on January 21, 2010, 10:47:34 AM
#2 is actually what they are doing!!!

He's been saying "the last 8 years" for so long, someone forgot to tell him he needs to switch to "the last 9 years".

Nothing like "Copyright last year" to remind you that it's January.
Title: Re: Top Ten Things Overheard at the White House During Scott Brown’s Win
Post by: alex_trebek on January 21, 2010, 11:00:18 AM
CNY:

That's the first thing that came to my mind. So I guess the first year with Bush was great?
Title: Re: Top Ten Things Overheard at the White House During Scott Brown’s Win
Post by: Tim L on January 21, 2010, 05:32:56 PM
CNY:

That's the first thing that came to my mind. So I guess the first year with Bush was great?
2.5 yrs from now they will still be talking about the last 8 yrs.
Title: Re: Top Ten Things Overheard at the White House During Scott Brown’s Win
Post by: Gowen on January 21, 2010, 05:54:39 PM
Someone please explain #9.
Title: Re: Top Ten Things Overheard at the White House During Scott Brown’s Win
Post by: alex_trebek on January 21, 2010, 05:59:54 PM
Someone please explain #9.

weekend at bernies was a movie where two guys lugged a dead rich guy around (pretending he was alive) so they could hang at his beach house.

9 refers to doing the same with Kennedy.
Title: Re: Top Ten Things Overheard at the White House During Scott Brown’s Win
Post by: Gowen on January 21, 2010, 06:05:55 PM
That's funny.  Never seen the movie.
Title: Re: Top Ten Things Overheard at the White House During Scott Brown’s Win
Post by: Scout26 on January 21, 2010, 10:12:11 PM
That's funny.  Never seen the movie.

Definitely rent it.  Avoid the sequel.....