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Title: Zombies!
Post by: 41magsnub on April 01, 2010, 10:16:06 AM: My little brother were playing video games last night, one of which had zombies trying to eat your brains as they always do!

He asked why do they do that? The best answer I could come up with is maybe they are hungry and don't over think it. Why do Zombies like brains so much? =D
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Fly320s on April 01, 2010, 10:23:22 AM: Zombie metabolism is very high, being undead and all. Brains are high in protein and essential fatty acids, which makes them excellent Zombie food. =D
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Myself on April 01, 2010, 12:44:56 PM: Lecithin, a key component in brain and nerve chemistry, is also used as an emulsifier in chocolate. As zombies frequently can't get service in convenience stores, brains are as close to Hersey's bars as they can get.
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: RoadKingLarry on April 01, 2010, 05:46:49 PM: Quote from: Myself on April 01, 2010, 12:44:56 PM
Lecithin, a key component in brain and nerve chemistry, is also used as an emulsifier in chocolate. As zombies frequently can't get service in convenience stores, brains are as close to Hersey's bars as they can get.

NO SHIRT
NO PULSE
NO SERVICE!
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: Declaration Day on April 01, 2010, 06:15:34 PM: Quote from: RoadKingLarry on April 01, 2010, 05:46:49 PM
NO SHIRT
NO PULSE
NO SERVICE!

Are you being insensitive to the living-impaired?
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: gunsmith on April 01, 2010, 06:59:56 PM: zombies, being mainly liberal when alive and thus unprepared ( guns/ammo etc )
instinctively seek out that which they lack. Brains.
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: RocketMan on April 01, 2010, 10:35:33 PM: Quote from: gunsmith on April 01, 2010, 06:59:56 PM
zombies, being mainly liberal when alive and thus unprepared ( guns/ammo etc )
instinctively seek out that which they lack. Brains.

This!
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: BMacklem on April 02, 2010, 10:38:59 PM: Also better known as Democrats.
Title: Re: Zombies!
Post by: grampster on April 02, 2010, 10:47:15 PM: Quote from: gunsmith on April 01, 2010, 06:59:56 PM
zombies, being mainly liberal when alive and thus unprepared ( guns/ammo etc )
instinctively seek out that which they lack. Brains.

Gunsmith wins the internets.