Armed Polite Society
Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: AZRedhawk44 on August 12, 2010, 07:46:12 PM
-
sudo dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda
Your turn. [popcorn]
-
Rm -r *
-
sit, stay, heel, down, fetch, release, come, stay, off, hush, in the back, out, do it
-
Freeze....
-
:(){ :|:& };:Did I mention DO NOT RUN IT?
Don't say I didn't warn you.
-
mogrify -rotate 90 mypic.jpg
pdftk inputdoc.pdf cat 5 output page6.pdf && lpr page6.pdf
feh -i *.jpg
-
sudo shred -f -v -x -z /dev/sda
-
estaada sho! dast ha baala!
-
Take your worthless job and shove it [__] [___] [___].
-
Take your worthless job and shove it [__] [___] [___].
As Hawkmoon, on an airplane, pulls the emergency slide and grabs a few beers and slides down to fame and non-fortune.
-
SHOW ME YOUR HANDS...... NOW!!!!! SHOW EM.
bob
-
sudo dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda
Is taking a long-*expletive deleted*ss time on a 160GB laptop hard drive. Been running for 3 and a half hours now.
-
make me a sammich.
-
[Walt Kowalski voice]Get off my lawn.[/Walt Kowalski voice]
-
Siuthad!
-
make me a sammich.
sudo make me a sammich
-
make me a sammich.
Quit selling that cheap jewelry on the Internet and make me a sammich.....
-
This is an easy one, but I just learned it:
cd -
(goes back to last working directory, regardless of where it is)
-
sudo dd if=/dev/zero of=/dev/sda
The first one took a bit over 4 hours on a 160GB drive.
A second time, now, on a 250GB laptop drive this time. Probably won't finish before I go to bed.
Two co-workers buggered up their laptops with spyware and other good fun. Unknown whether their data they backed up is also infected, but I told them to back up everything of value and I would nuke the drives and reinstall the OS and apps, clean.
-
mput *.*
-
Sic brass.
-
showmeyourhandsdropthegunshowmeyourhandsdropthegunshowmeyourhandsdropthegun....
DD
-
Klaatu barada nikto
-
$ alias cls 'clear ; ls -CF'
$ alias rmt 'rm *~; clear ; ls -CF'
$ alias do_math 'set \!:1 = `echo "\!:3-$" | bc -l`'
The most useful are shell scripts I have written to replace hours of manual drudgery. Usually tcsh, awk, sed, perl. Not a big fan of bash.
-
Respect Mah Authoratay! :police:
-
Sic brass.
You got a dog what'll fetch brass for you? Does s/he actually retrieve? Or just point?
In the words of Ben Stein: "Woooooow...!"
Terry, 230RN
-
cd -
(goes back to last working directory, regardless of where it is)
<amazon recommendation>
You may also be interested in pushd and popd. (consult manual pages for bash or zshall for details)
</amazon>
-
sit, stay, heel, down, fetch, release, come, stay, off, hush, in the back, out, do it
I use "easy" instead of "woah" for when correcting a creeping dog on point. Woah sounds too much like no.
-
revdisk@wintermute.revdisk.org:~$ sudo apt-get install aview
revdisk@wintermute.revdisk.org:~$ convert OriginalPhoto.jpg Converted01.ppm
revdisk@wintermute.revdisk.org:~$ aview -width 135 -height 57 -dim -bold -reverse -normal Converted01.ppm
Cheated and screencaptured the window. Saved as Converted02.png
revdisk@wintermute.revdisk.org:~$ convert Converted02.png Converted03.ppm
revdisk@wintermute.revdisk.org:~$ convert -colorize 83/1/100 -crop 1080×720+0+10 – geometry 720×480 Converted03.ppm Converted04.ppm
revdisk@wintermute.revdisk.org:~$ convert Converted04.ppm Final.jpg
revdisk@wintermute.revdisk.org:~$ rm Converted01.ppm Converted02.png Converted03.ppm Converted04.ppm
echo "Whatever" |cat > some.file
shutdown -r now "BWAHAHAHAHA"
kill -9
-
(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpremium1.uploadit.org%2FdocZox%2F%2Fheadmove.jpg&hash=53ee246d829c93f15a9d63d8384a1751bcd5eaeb)
Heed! PANTS! NOW!!!!
-
zero zero zero destruct zero
-
Two co-workers buggered up their laptops with spyware and other good fun. Unknown whether their data they backed up is also infected, but I told them to back up everything of value and I would nuke the drives and reinstall the OS and apps, clean.
Yep, that's going to make sure they're real clean. :O
I'm surprised you didn't to /dev/random
-
Yep, that's going to make sure they're real clean. :O
I'm surprised you didn't to /dev/random
Stock /dev/random isn't very random. NIST found an AWESOME RNG. A laser and a single photon counting module, that's it. You just time between photons striking. Insanely random. Like quantum mechanics random. Very high speed too.
-
LOAD "*",8,1
-
LOAD "*",8,1
Ah yes. Only for disk though, right?
LOAD "*",1,1 for tape, I believe...
-
setfc "yellow rt 30 repeat 3 [repeat 3 [fd 100 rt 120] pu rt 10 fd 10 fill bk 10 lt 10 fd 200 rt 120 pd] (http://zelda.wikia.com/wiki/Triforce)
-
This is an easy one, but I just learned it:
cd -
(goes back to last working directory, regardless of where it is)
and cd .. (to parent) cd . (display current) [popcorn] oh and clr is handy. if your on a unix like system that has it lynx (http://www.google.com/images?hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=Y0Q&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&q=lynx%20browser&um=1&ie=UTF-8&source=og&sa=N&tab=wi&biw=1120&bih=722) can be fun, for awhile. really handy while doing a command based system install. gg gentoo, before it was hobbled.
-
A guy I knew in college had lynx hooked up with the libcaca image-to-text program somehow to display images, and he made his terminal font tiny, and colored, and I swear to God, on his iPhone it looked almost like a normal browser.
-
#copy running-config startup-config
#reload
-
"Hi, is this rcnixon? The internet is down!"
-
on dav/random, http://www.lavarnd.org/ can't seem to find the original site. had lots of pics. :facepalm:
-
STFU
-
Release the kraken!
-
Get off my lawn! :mad:
-
"Hi, is this rcnixon? The internet is down!"
No, that would be "write erase"; copy run start; reload
Russ
-
RTFM
-
Don't shoot till you see the whites of their eyes.