hehehehe A goodly number of them I know, and a portion of those I use daily. The following is 'prolly my favorite. taxation - from L. Neil Smith's Probability Broach books in which a Libertarian alternate history follows the American revolution.
Where the heck is frickin', as in 'frickin sea-bass with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads'?
They are mutated sea bass. And very ill-tempered.
Brad