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Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: Tallpine on September 23, 2010, 11:49:26 AM
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... for bear ?
http://billingsgazette.com/news/state-and-regional/montana/article_ef1fedf2-c726-11df-8c9f-001cc4c03286.html
Montana Woman Fends Off Bear Attack With Zucchini
=)
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"...bear bit her on the leg....woman did not need medical attention." LOLWHUT? :O
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"...bear bit her on the leg....woman did not need medical attention." LOLWHUT? :O
See, right there in the headline it says "Montana Woman" ;)
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Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yer?
See the løveli lakes
The wonderful telephøne system
And mani interesting furry animals
The Producers would like to thank The Forestry Commission
Doune Admissions Ltd, Keir and Cowdor Estates, Stirling
University, and the people of Doune for their help in the
making of this film.
The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used
are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters,
or history of any person is entirely accidental and
unintentional.
Signed RICHARD M. NIXON
Including the majestic møøse
A Møøse once bit my sister ...
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:lol:
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Harold, was that from memory or a copy-job? =D
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"...bear bit her on the leg....woman did not need medical attention." LOLWHUT? :O
Here in Montana, we don't run to the doctor's office over every little sneeze, sniffle, or broken bone.
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See, right there in the headline it says "Montana Woman" ;)
How did they know which one was the woman?
Chris
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How did they know which one was the woman?
Chris
The one with the (broken) Lady Bic razor stuck to her calf. =)
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More details:
http://billingsgazette.com/news/state-and-regional/montana/article_ef1fedf2-c726-11df-8c9f-001cc4c03286.html
Scratch wound on her leg, not a bite.
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"Here in Montana, we don't run to the doctor's office over every little sneeze, sniffle, or broken bone."
So that would be, what, a 200-300 mile run?
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How did they know which one was the woman?
Chris
The woman had more teeth left than the bear....had this happened in Arkansas, things would have been much more complicated...
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SII-jhEd-a0
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That is a pickle size zucchini in Montana. Had she used a full sized one the bear would have been knocked unconscious and she would have skinned it and made a rug of it. =D
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That is a pickle size zucchini in Montana. Had she used a full sized one the bear would have been knocked unconscious and she would have skinned it and made a rug of it. =D
The bear or the Zuke?
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Perhaps both?
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That is a pickle size zucchini in Montana. Had she used a full sized one the bear would have been knocked unconscious and she would have skinned it and made a rug of it. =D
Well, it was a small black bear.
Had it been a grizzly, she would have needed one of them magnum zucchinis.
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Anyway, that bear got squashed =D
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=| once wasn't enough?
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MT.. where even the cows don't take crap from bears (I actually have no idea where this happened).
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^^ Guess mass does beat velocity sometimes.... :laugh:
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That ursine fellow bear-ly survived :O
I actually have no idea where this happened
Based on the trees and mountains I'm going to take a WAG and say BC Canada =|
I actually think I heard an event like this happening right outside my camper trailer in the Little Belt Mts one evening. It was dark already and I heard this horrible growling and bellowing of something that wandered by my camper and down into the woods. I peeked out and there were a bunch of cattle all looking down into the woods. Nearest I can figure they chased a bear out of the meadow.