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Title: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: BridgeRunner on October 09, 2010, 12:24:13 AM
I have hitherto been unaware of the existence of http://timecube.com/ (http://timecube.com/)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Cube (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Cube)

Wow. 
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 09, 2010, 12:27:25 AM
I had exactly the same reaction.  
http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?topic=24725.msg482560#msg482560

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Man evolves from teenager -

in cube metamorphosis

but ignores teenager to worship a male mother,

guised in woman's garb,

churchman called father.

Adult god is adult crime

upon their own children.

More holocaust deserved.
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: erictank on October 09, 2010, 12:29:57 AM
Holy schnikes.  That was... I have no words.  Let me paraphrase from Billy Madison:

"Nowhere in that rambling, incoherent website did he come close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. We are all dumber for having read it. I award him no points and may God have mercy on his soul."

My brain hurts now.
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 09, 2010, 12:32:08 AM
You are educated stupid and evil.
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: BridgeRunner on October 09, 2010, 12:37:50 AM
I had exactly the same reaction.  
http://www.armedpolitesociety.com/index.php?topic=24725.msg482560#msg482560

I was deprived of timecube because I don't read the politics forum?  Hmph.  :mad:

Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: BridgeRunner on October 09, 2010, 12:47:08 AM
Holy Cube!  The man-god is on Twitter!
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 09, 2010, 01:03:22 AM
Because EVIL EDUCATORS block and suppress www.timecube.com.
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: RoadKingLarry on October 09, 2010, 04:39:49 AM
Sometimes even a blind pig finds an acorn...

Quote
The primary purpose for
Education is not Subject
matter, but subservience
to accept any crap taught
without opposing thought,
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: MillCreek on October 09, 2010, 08:11:15 AM
I am reminded of reading the label on a bottle of Dr. Bronner's soap.
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: roo_ster on October 09, 2010, 08:36:03 AM
Makes "The Cheese and the Worms" look credible and all scientific-like.

I am reminded of reading the label on a bottle of Dr. Bronner's soap.

Whoa.  Looks like a soap-cult.
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: Jamisjockey on October 09, 2010, 08:39:31 AM
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Word God is Bad Math
MATH SHOWN HERE IS
FAR SUPERIOR TO GOD
AND CHRISTIANITY. USE
IT TO SAVE HUMANITY.



All hail the square god.
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: MillCreek on October 09, 2010, 09:46:21 AM
http://web.mit.edu/afs/athena.mit.edu/user/d/r/dryfoo/www/Spritz-yule/bronner.html

For those who have never had the pleasure of reading a Dr. Bronner's label.

And if you want to generate a quote that sounds like it came from Dr. Bronner: http://iconocla.st/dr.bronner/
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: HeroHog on October 09, 2010, 09:55:44 AM
What is this? Logic bombs for AIs?
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: BridgeRunner on October 09, 2010, 10:49:21 AM
Sometimes even a blind pig finds an acorn...

That's actually kind of characteristic of this (and the Dr. Bronner's label's) sort of disorganized/probably delusional rambling.
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 09, 2010, 12:07:28 PM
Bridgewalker, Are you Jewish? (http://timecube.com/index6.html)
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: Angel Eyes on October 09, 2010, 05:03:09 PM

Meh.  Hang out near People's Park in Berkeley and you'll hear stuff like this all the time.

Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: Thor on October 09, 2010, 07:46:02 PM
Can one "unread" something like that ??  [popcorn]
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: MicroBalrog on October 09, 2010, 08:03:56 PM
Meh.  Hang out near People's Park in Attend Berkeley and you'll hear stuff like this all the time.


Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 09, 2010, 08:10:37 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dr._Bronner
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He was born in Heilbronn, Germany, to the Heilbronner family of soap makers.[2] He emigrated to the United States in 1929, dropping "Heil" from his name. As his father was Jewish, he pleaded with his parents to emigrate with him for fear of the then-ascendant Nazis, but they refused. His last contact with his parents was in the form of a postcard saying, "You were right. —Your loving father."[3]

Well, that will mess a guy up real good.  =(
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: seeker_two on October 09, 2010, 10:47:00 PM
This isn't right....it isn't even coherent enough to be wrong.....  ;/
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 09, 2010, 11:15:17 PM
Quote from: Wiki
Before Time Cube, Ray advocated the sport of marbles. He authored a book titled Mr. Marbles - Marbles for Everyone,[10] and got the city council of St. Petersburg, Florida  to proclaim a "Marbles Week" in the 1970s. In 1987, this became a controversial attempt to establish a million dollar marble tournament inside a huge round structure and establish a philosophical "Order of the Sphere".[11]
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: Jocassee on October 09, 2010, 11:57:00 PM
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Before Time Cube, Ray advocated the sport of marbles. He authored a book titled Mr. Marbles - Marbles for Everyone,[10] and got the city council of St. Petersburg, Florida  to proclaim a "Marbles Week" in the 1970s. In 1987, this became a controversial attempt to establish a million dollar marble tournament inside a huge round structure and establish a philosophical "Order of the Sphere"

Clearly...at some point the man lost his marbles.
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: Hawkmoon on October 09, 2010, 11:57:20 PM
I'm ... just ..........  :O
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 10, 2010, 12:12:14 AM
Clearly...at some point the man lost his marbles.

Well he went from the Order of the Sphere to the Timecube. So I'd say whatever he lost in marbles he gained in dice.
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: Tuco on October 10, 2010, 12:40:01 AM
I am reminded of reading the label on a bottle of Dr. Bronner's soap.

My thoughts egggsactly!!!
Ya beat me to it.
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: 230RN on October 10, 2010, 02:49:45 PM
Thank you all for your comments.  Saved me from further warping my brain by actually clicking on the link.

Thank you, thank you.
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: sanglant on October 10, 2010, 04:52:27 PM
Whoa.  Looks like a soap-cult.
nah, just something funny to read on the crapper. =D
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 10, 2010, 05:09:41 PM
Whoa.  Looks like a soap-cult.

And here I thought Amway was the original soap cult.
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: MechAg94 on October 10, 2010, 07:20:55 PM
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Ray has wagered $10,000 that his theories cannot be proven wrong.

I thought at first this might be a joke, but then I realized the trick was convincing him he is wrong, which is likely not possible and the effort probably is worth more than that.
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: HeroHog on October 10, 2010, 08:32:50 PM
That is Nukin Futz right there! What a waste of 5 minutes of my life! (and that was spent at wikipedia's site, I was through the with the TC site a few seconds after I got there!)
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: grampster on October 10, 2010, 09:55:46 PM
All any of you need to know is that there are 8 hours to work, 8 hours to play and 8 hours to sleep.
Balance is brought to the cube in threes.

I have spoken. :cool:
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: 230RN on October 10, 2010, 11:06:02 PM
(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.loesch.org%2F%7Earviel%2Fbowing.gif&hash=4d00a8c057b2903955db6c2353d3d4bf7de9439d)   grampster
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: Perd Hapley on October 10, 2010, 11:19:15 PM
I was unconvinced, until I read this.

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Can you tear and burn the bible, which
represents Biblistic Selfnic Bastardism -
contradicted by Cubic Creation of Family
and Village Tribal Perpetual Bodies. If
not, you are self-indicted as DUMB and
EVIL SPINELESS WORD ANIMAL,
totally ignorant of Nature's Cubic Life.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
I possess data, with proof,
that will absolutely blow the
lid off the present civilization.

I can't argue with that. He is obviously correct. If you can disprove that, you owe me $10,000.
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: seeker_two on October 10, 2010, 11:32:48 PM
I have a confession to make.....Time Cube was my idea....at least it was going to be...I had planned to create the Time Cube site as a place where I could post the wisdom of fistful as collected from all his posts on APS....

Problem was.....I couldn't find any content.....



 =D
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: Perd Hapley on June 12, 2012, 08:21:42 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Orlando-Ferguson-flat-earth-map_edit.jpg


(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FNnAtT.jpg&hash=3d74d3ce2cf6d3c1adfcd61e3f135f4d60fcbd6d)
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: Regolith on June 12, 2012, 08:43:32 PM
I was wondering who necro'd this thread. Should have known it was Fistful's fault.
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: Jamie B on June 12, 2012, 09:02:28 PM
Well he went from the Order of the Sphere to the Timecube. So I'd say whatever he lost in marbles he gained in dice.

round peg, square hole.
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: roo_ster on June 13, 2012, 09:35:04 AM
Cry 'Havoc' and let slip the crackpots of bore:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn2UCqL5qyo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=huSicfeTc6w

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7r0ogP91fA
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: makattak on June 13, 2012, 09:57:00 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Orlando-Ferguson-flat-earth-map_edit.jpg


http://i.imgur.com/NnAtT.jpg

FINALLY, an explanation for why no one has ever been able to cross the South Pole.
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: Lee on June 14, 2012, 06:39:05 PM
My standard reply to such things, "no *expletive deleted*it dude, I hear ya".
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: ArfinGreebly on June 15, 2012, 10:24:18 AM
Judging by the comments, it looks as though someone has discovered a mental singularity leading to an intellectual black hole with such a strong synaptic gravity that no coherent thought can escape.

I think maybe I will eschew a visit there.

Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: seeker_two on June 15, 2012, 10:43:26 AM
Judging by the comments, it looks as though someone has discovered a mental singularity leading to an intellectual black hole with such a strong synaptic gravity that no coherent thought can escape.

I think maybe I will eschew a visit there.

In other words, you don't have a Facebook account.....
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: brimic on June 15, 2012, 11:16:17 AM
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I have hitherto been unaware of the existence of http://timecube.com/

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Cube

Wow. 

It took you awhile to find this...
When the student is ready, the Master will appear.

 :laugh:
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: Perd Hapley on June 15, 2012, 11:49:59 AM
Judging by the comments, it looks as though someone has discovered a mental singularity leading to an intellectual black hole with such a strong synaptic gravity that no coherent thought can escape.

I think maybe I will eschew a visit there.




None will escape. The Cube shall not be mocked. The Cube judges all.
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: MechAg94 on June 15, 2012, 12:15:01 PM
The most disturbing part of that site was at the very bottom of the page.
Quote
NEXT PAGE

There is more?!
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: ArfinGreebly on June 15, 2012, 12:23:41 PM
In other words, you don't have a Facebook account.....


Insightful observation.

Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: geronimotwo on June 15, 2012, 07:33:07 PM
My thoughts egggsactly!!!
Ya beat me to it.

this guy makes dr brenner look like spock.
Title: Re: I have lived a sad and empty life
Post by: freakazoid on June 17, 2012, 03:49:37 PM
I was wondering who necro'd this thread. Should have known it was Fistful's fault.

I was reading through this and thinking that this all looks familiar, then I looked at the dates. :facepalm: