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Title: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on January 19, 2011, 11:29:55 PM

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.drudgereport.com%2Fho.jpg&hash=6b3120e647f1721fe67797cdbcafe777ca7f34c3)

I can write PARAGRAPHS about what's going on in this picture... but I can't sum it up in one line of snark.

What's APS got?

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on January 19, 2011, 11:33:31 PM

"You sank my battleship!"

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: Monkeyleg on January 19, 2011, 11:36:49 PM

"Oh my God! It's one of those typical Asian people!"

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: Triphammer on January 19, 2011, 11:47:44 PM

"You're makin' me look bad!"

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: Physics on January 20, 2011, 01:41:04 AM

"I thought we were friends!"

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: Gowen on January 20, 2011, 01:45:25 AM

"Did you fart or is that the kimchi?"

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on January 20, 2011, 01:49:59 AM

"I won't let you repossess my teleprompter!"

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: longeyes on January 20, 2011, 02:07:00 AM

"You think I don't know you Chinese look down on black folk!"

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: xavier fremboe on January 20, 2011, 04:17:36 AM

"Dammit, he's looking right at the cig burn on the hardwood.  We're getting evicted for sure this time.  I gotta figure out some way to put this on Bush."

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: seeker_two on January 20, 2011, 06:28:47 AM

Shut UP, Harry....


http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/01/19/reid-calls-chinas-hu-dictator-quickly-retreats/ (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/01/19/reid-calls-chinas-hu-dictator-quickly-retreats/)

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: roo_ster on January 20, 2011, 06:52:38 AM

Quote from: seeker_two on January 20, 2011, 06:28:47 AM

Shut UP, Harry....


http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/01/19/reid-calls-chinas-hu-dictator-quickly-retreats/ (http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2011/01/19/reid-calls-chinas-hu-dictator-quickly-retreats/)

Smartest and most honest thing Reid has said in years.

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: SADShooter on January 20, 2011, 09:17:41 AM

"I'm the POTUS, dammit!. I should have cool glasses like that!"

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: AJ Dual on January 20, 2011, 11:21:56 AM

(CRASH!... random shrieking and swearing)

Oh God... Michelle's gotten into the cooking sherry again.  :facepalm:

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: makattak on January 20, 2011, 11:23:20 AM

"Who unlocked Biden's cage!?...





...HU unlocked Biden's cage!?"

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: StopTheGrays on January 20, 2011, 12:25:56 PM

I need a smoke!!!!

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: Harold Tuttle on January 20, 2011, 12:49:39 PM

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.drudgereport.com%2Fho.jpg&hash=6b3120e647f1721fe67797cdbcafe777ca7f34c3)
When I told him he could walk the dog
I didn't mean wok the dog

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: Harold Tuttle on January 20, 2011, 12:50:58 PM

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International diplomacies R serious business

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: Jamisjockey on January 20, 2011, 12:55:20 PM

Is that your hand, in my wallet?

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: Battle Monkey of Zardoz on January 20, 2011, 01:11:40 PM

"You call yourself a communist"

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: Battle Monkey of Zardoz on January 20, 2011, 01:34:43 PM

Caption this. It scares me.

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv485%2Fkbr80%2Ff936b3ec.jpg&hash=fb900cd82f20a376355f048b1eb725fdddcde234)

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on January 20, 2011, 01:37:41 PM

Quote from: Battle Monkey of Zardoz on January 20, 2011, 01:34:43 PM

Caption this. It scares me.

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv485%2Fkbr80%2Ff936b3ec.jpg&hash=fb900cd82f20a376355f048b1eb725fdddcde234)

Tiny Bubbles... in my brain.

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: Battle Monkey of Zardoz on January 20, 2011, 02:12:04 PM

To the original picture;


"What you talkin bout Willis?"

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: Gowen on January 20, 2011, 02:25:50 PM

Quote from: Battle Monkey of Zardoz on January 20, 2011, 01:34:43 PM

Caption this. It scares me.

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fimg.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fv485%2Fkbr80%2Ff936b3ec.jpg&hash=fb900cd82f20a376355f048b1eb725fdddcde234)

Are you sure this will make fairest in the land?

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: Angel Eyes on January 20, 2011, 02:38:20 PM

"Hu's on first."

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: Angel Eyes on January 20, 2011, 02:44:30 PM

Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on January 19, 2011, 11:29:55 PM

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.drudgereport.com%2Fho.jpg&hash=6b3120e647f1721fe67797cdbcafe777ca7f34c3)

"Will you kiss me?"

"What?"

"I like to be kissed when someone is DOING SEX TO ME!"

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: makattak on January 20, 2011, 02:57:35 PM

Quote from: Angel Eyes on January 20, 2011, 02:44:30 PM

"Will you kiss me?"

"What?"

"I like to be kissed when someone is DOING SEX TO ME!"

Ahhhhh, one of the rare instances of SNL being funny in the past 10 years.

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: roo_ster on January 20, 2011, 03:08:30 PM

Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on January 19, 2011, 11:29:55 PM

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.drudgereport.com%2Fho.jpg&hash=6b3120e647f1721fe67797cdbcafe777ca7f34c3)

I can write PARAGRAPHS about what's going on in this picture... but I can't sum it up in one line of snark.

What's APS got?

"Lucky dog, I wish I could send political opponents to concentration camps."

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: Harold Tuttle on January 20, 2011, 03:28:10 PM

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Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: Harold Tuttle on January 20, 2011, 05:14:44 PM

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpremium1.uploadit.org%2FdocZox%2F%2Fmrpresident.jpg&hash=e2f44592be8a093400b2490ed1d2738ef68ac199)

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: SADShooter on January 20, 2011, 05:46:55 PM

Mr. Tuttle:

Way to run the emotional spectrum. First you made me laugh.:laugh: Now you're making me cry. :'(

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on January 20, 2011, 05:53:26 PM

Quote from: SADShooter on January 20, 2011, 05:46:55 PM

Mr. Tuttle:

Way to run the emotional spectrum. First you made me laugh.:laugh: Now you're making me cry. :'(

But can he make you hurl?

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: Jamisjockey on January 20, 2011, 05:56:06 PM

Quote from: AZRedhawk44 on January 20, 2011, 05:53:26 PM

But can he make you hurl?

Probably not, but I can

http://www.usdebtclock.org/

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: seeker_two on January 20, 2011, 07:33:01 PM

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?!?!?!?! WTF ?!?!?!?!

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: Harold Tuttle on January 21, 2011, 11:57:11 AM

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Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: Harold Tuttle on January 21, 2011, 12:00:46 PM

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpremium1.uploadit.org%2FdocZox%2F%2FstiffOne.jpg&hash=ec8af8b43aec4abfb4c67df60b2fd943901eea84)

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: Monkeyleg on January 21, 2011, 12:09:27 PM

Hmm. A multi-racial Borgia family.

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: SADShooter on January 21, 2011, 12:21:07 PM

And Monkeyleg takes the honors.  [barf]

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: Harold Tuttle on January 22, 2011, 10:25:15 PM

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fpremium1.uploadit.org%2FdocZox%2F%2FSeriouslyWhy.jpg&hash=e29b53e64376eaafce409093fcd7fd0a2dbf3356)

Title: Re: Offer a subtitle, if you dare!
Post by: P5 Guy on January 23, 2011, 09:02:21 PM

Obama hears a Hue? :facepalm: