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Title: OH NO! I've been overthrown!
Post by: K Frame on March 28, 2006, 11:12:54 AM
The other members of the board of directors voted down one of my proposals!

Ungrateful bastards! I was their beloved Glorious Leader! Cheesy
Title: OH NO! I've been overthrown!
Post by: El Tejon on March 28, 2006, 11:30:04 AM
Do you want them sent to a "mental health hospital" or Siberia?  I can have either done.

I await your response, Glorious Leader.
Title: OH NO! I've been overthrown!
Post by: K Frame on March 28, 2006, 11:34:46 AM
eh, I'll take care of it. I just had the optional 90mm main gun upgrade finished on my Chaffee...
Title: OH NO! I've been overthrown!
Post by: SADShooter on March 28, 2006, 11:35:08 AM
No sweat. Use the time in exile to write a bestselling biography/movie script...I mean manifesto...then use your resurgent popularity to launch a more effective putsch and have the miscreants disappeared, Heddy Lamarr style.

"That's Hedley!!!"
Title: OH NO! I've been overthrown!
Post by: Scout26 on March 28, 2006, 11:51:10 AM
Obviously you did not listen to my advice in your other thread.   Gotta purge the old guard, unreliables, heretics, non-believers and others who stand in the way of total enlightment.

Trust me, A good purge or two and all your "propsals" will be adopted by unanimous consent.
Title: OH NO! I've been overthrown!
Post by: El Tejon on March 28, 2006, 11:51:19 AM
You mean Irwinov has to move to Switzerland like Lenin?  You can't take the train to Ol' Virginny from Switzerland!
Title: OH NO! I've been overthrown!
Post by: charby on March 28, 2006, 12:03:46 PM
Need my Iowegian farmer ninja skills? I can get hogs if you can locate a wood chipper.
Title: OH NO! I've been overthrown!
Post by: The Rabbi on March 28, 2006, 12:27:53 PM
Eff the proletariat.
Title: OH NO! I've been overthrown!
Post by: SpookyPistolero on March 28, 2006, 12:29:58 PM
Time to fire up the liquid hot magma. Insolence cannot be tolerated. If you didn't get the liquid hot magma in your Li'l Despot's Starter Kit, then I second the hogs n' wood chipper idea.
Title: OH NO! I've been overthrown!
Post by: K Frame on March 28, 2006, 12:50:03 PM
"I can get hogs if you can locate a wood chipper."

Done and done!


Is that your partner in the wood chipper theyah?
Title: OH NO! I've been overthrown!
Post by: charby on March 28, 2006, 12:54:05 PM
So will these said hogs be allowed in the neighborhood by the HOA for a temporary time period until their services are finished?

Will they be hired on as fulltime security?
-C
Title: OH NO! I've been overthrown!
Post by: Brad Johnson on March 28, 2006, 01:10:02 PM
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The other members of the board of directors voted down one of my proposals!

Ungrateful bastards! I was their beloved Glorious Leader!
"Warm liquid goo phase beginning..."

Brad
Title: OH NO! I've been overthrown!
Post by: K Frame on March 28, 2006, 03:36:18 PM
"So will these said hogs be allowed in the neighborhood by the HOA for a temporary time period until their services are finished?

Will they be hired on as fulltime security?"

That brought back a memory...

Have you ever watched this video?

It's in Russian, by a VERY comely performer, but the music is very compelling, and the imagry is really neat.

http://www.e-23.org/glukoza/video.php
Title: OH NO! I've been overthrown!
Post by: Antibubba on March 28, 2006, 05:21:08 PM
If you must fight them, use weapons that will demoralize them:

Thistle seed and Bermuda grass.  It's true the contagion may spread, but it's an acceptable sacrifice.
Title: OH NO! I've been overthrown!
Post by: Mabs2 on March 28, 2006, 06:32:45 PM
Go on a rampage.

That'll show 'em.
Title: OH NO! I've been overthrown!
Post by: charby on March 29, 2006, 04:52:51 AM
Intersting video, wish I knew Russian to know the lyrics.  Imagry was awesome...

C
Title: OH NO! I've been overthrown!
Post by: K Frame on March 29, 2006, 04:58:24 AM
Be sure to search google images on the name Glukoza.

She's 19, but one of those SMOKING HOT Russian babes we keep hearing about. Smiley
Title: OH NO! I've been overthrown!
Post by: Fly320s on March 29, 2006, 05:09:00 AM
Isn't that in German?  I know I heard, "Eins, vie, drie."  One, two, three.
Title: OH NO! I've been overthrown!
Post by: matis on March 29, 2006, 05:10:00 AM
Quote from: charby
So will these said hogs be allowed in the neighborhood by the HOA for a temporary time period until their services are finished?  -C
Naw, he'll just keep 'em at mtnbkr's house.




matis
Title: OH NO! I've been overthrown!
Post by: K Frame on March 29, 2006, 05:21:25 AM
Fly,

No, it's Russian. Glukoza is from Moscow. Part of the back story in the video is in German because it's obviously about World War II and the German invasion of Russia. I've not been able to find a translation of the song, unfortunately.


As for the hogs, once they're fattened up, mtnbkr and I will turn them into bacon and ham. YUM!
Title: OH NO! I've been overthrown!
Post by: charby on March 29, 2006, 06:11:14 AM
Bacon flavored with people!

C
Title: OH NO! I've been overthrown!
Post by: charby on March 29, 2006, 06:13:24 AM
so is she your new security guard?

Title: OH NO! I've been overthrown!
Post by: Dannyboy on March 29, 2006, 07:08:59 AM
Translation of the song from the link that Mike posted.
http://www.e-23.org/glukoza/shvayne.php
And, yeah, she is hot!