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Title: NOW I have seen it all, and it scares the hell out of me...
Post by: K Frame on April 01, 2006, 10:15:35 AM
not to mention making me want to barf.

http://seattlepi.nwsource.com/national/1120AP_Castration_Dungeon.html
Title: NOW I have seen it all, and it scares the hell out of me...
Post by: bermbuster on April 01, 2006, 10:41:01 AM
The article doesn't say what was being used as a replacement when replacement was desired.  I wonder if it was something like this http://www.neuticles.com/index1.html

It's just too strange for me to wrap my brain around.  Could it be an April 1 joke?
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Post by: ...has left the building. on April 01, 2006, 11:31:50 AM
I like my equipment WAY too much. People are insane. But then again, it would be cool to have a set of these implanted:

http://www.trust1.com/commerce/index.asp?merchant=trucknuts2&product=BRASS

"3 lbs and drop forged in the USA"!

Wink
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Post by: mtnbkr on April 01, 2006, 11:45:47 AM
Being married and a parent, I no longer need mine.  Maybe I could use that space to carry spare change or something.

Gotta go, SWMBO is pulling the leash again.

Chris
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Post by: trapperready on April 01, 2006, 11:45:51 AM
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CHARLOTTE, N.C. -- Three men have been arrested on charges of performing castrations on apparently willing participants in a sadomasochistic "dungeon" in a rural house, authorities said Friday.
So I take it that this type of activity would NOT be allowed by your HOA?
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Post by: Guest on April 01, 2006, 12:12:37 PM
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castration without malice and conspiracy to commit castration without malice
I think it is interesting that someone in the legislature actually decided to pass a law specifically addressing this exact issue. I can just imagine how that meeting went.

congresscritter #1"It should be illegal to cut off someone's jimmies even if they ask you to?"
#2 "what?!?!"
#3 "Just vote "yay" so he drops it, his aid is loading up the slide projector."
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Post by: Strings on April 01, 2006, 02:03:06 PM
Ok, maybe I've just been doing too much libertarian reading. But if someone wants their tacle cut off, I guess they can pay whoever they want to do it. Call it "voluntary Darwinism"...

 This has GOT to be an April Fool's joke...
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Post by: bermbuster on April 01, 2006, 04:20:47 PM
Quote from: Blackburn
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I stopped reading after the repeated descriptions of hard/soft and massaging the artificial testicles in your pet..
Oh, but it does so much for their self esteem.  Surely you care enough about your pet to keep his self esteem from suffering rolleyes
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Post by: Antibubba on April 01, 2006, 06:31:05 PM
"This right here beats anything I have ever seen," Sheriff Tom Alexander told the Asheville Citizen-Times, which reported that victims may have come from as far away as South America.

Darwination without death.  And how exactly do you advertise for something like that?
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Post by: 280plus on April 02, 2006, 06:07:49 AM
I had a friend who was a surgical nurse. She had a lovely collection of prosthetic testicles. They come in small, medium and large.
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Post by: Matthew Carberry on April 02, 2006, 12:16:25 PM
Quote from: Antibubba
Darwination without death.  And how exactly do you advertise for something like that?
Craig's List?
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Post by: Justin on April 02, 2006, 12:57:48 PM
Why in God's name would they pass a law against this?

If some cretin wants to opt out of breeding let him!
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Post by: spinr on April 02, 2006, 01:17:58 PM
Wow... this is really getting around.

You know, I live just down the road from where this was taking place; about 15 minutes away.  As weird as it is, it didn't really surprise me.  It's really about the norm for Haywood County.

:/
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Post by: TexasRifleman on April 02, 2006, 02:24:24 PM
"The article doesn't say what was being used as a replacement when replacement was desired. "


Actually there are any number of replica testicles available for implant into folks that have had testicles removed for cancer or any number of other illnesses or ailments.

Replacement testicles are not the freaky part of this whole mess, not by a long shot.......
Title: NOW I have seen it all, and it scares the hell out of me...
Post by: bg on April 03, 2006, 01:07:10 AM
I wonder if some in Congress haven't had it done considering
their views on illegal immigration.
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Post by: M67 on April 04, 2006, 04:50:22 AM
Amateurs.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/3437587.stm
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Post by: roo_ster on April 04, 2006, 05:28:44 AM
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They met, and Mr Meiwes allegedly took Mr Brandes back to his home in Rotenburg, where the victim agreed to the removal of his penis, which Mr Meiwes then flambéed and served up to eat together.

Mr Brandes was then killed, cut up, and put in the freezer.

The act of cannibalism is not in itself a crime in Germany...
Just so y'all have the correct visual:
Flambe
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Main Entry: 2flambé
Function: transitive verb
Inflected Form(s): flam·béed; flam·bé·ing
: to douse with a liquor (as brandy, rum, or cognac) and ignite
Title: NOW I have seen it all, and it scares the hell out of me...
Post by: 280plus on April 04, 2006, 05:35:12 AM
I'll pass, thanks...

What was it Hannibal said, "If I tell you what it is, you won't try it."

shocked
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Post by: client32 on April 04, 2006, 06:54:15 AM
Can I nominate this thread for the most disturbing thread of this message board?  Or have I missed one?

I take it back, I don't want to know if I missed one.
Title: NOW I have seen it all, and it scares the hell out of me...
Post by: bermbuster on April 04, 2006, 10:44:57 AM
The Asheville, NC, news had a story on the 6:00 broadcast last night showing video of the accused in orange jumpsuits and handcuffs.  A very, uhm, odd looking trio.  I don't know how the talking head got through the story without breaking up.