PETA President Ingrid Newkirk on Ted Nugent's reality show: Ted or Alive
that is quite possibly the funniest damned thing i've ever read....
She'd win. Hands down.
She fights dirty. She gets these big puppy dog eyes that just anchor you in place and that's when she goes for the crotch...
I know, it would be like a WWE match, with the outcome predetermined. But you still have to watch just to see the creative ways the "butt-kicking" will be administered.