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Title: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: grampster on June 13, 2011, 08:26:08 AM
at the pictures Weiner sent, especially the pic of "stubby".

For me, I have not.  I haven't even had the slightest inclination to look at them.
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: Perd Hapley on June 13, 2011, 08:49:06 AM
You realize someone's going to post them to this thread now?  :facepalm:
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: lee n. field on June 13, 2011, 08:56:20 AM
"Art's Grandma."

I doesn't take any great Google-Fu to pull up that lame little pic.
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: Jamisjockey on June 13, 2011, 09:06:57 AM
You realize someone's going to post them to this thread now?  :facepalm:

Doing so might get one to banned camp. 

Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: AJ Dual on June 13, 2011, 09:07:12 AM
(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fi156.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Ft33%2FAJ_Dual%2Fweiner1.jpg&hash=7340576e3e184faded0447d50eab6fbb1778afdf)
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: Monkeyleg on June 13, 2011, 09:10:13 AM
To quote Scorpio, from "Dirty Harry": "My, that's a big one."
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: CNYCacher on June 13, 2011, 09:13:13 AM
I've seen it.  It's been posted on an inset on a lot of the stories of the incident on news sites.  It's pretty innocuous.  I'm not sure what you are imagining
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: Chuck Dye on June 13, 2011, 09:16:57 AM

Some questions:

Pictures?  Plural?  In passing, on the tube, I have seen one low resolution shot of white briefs, figure I have seen more than I need to.

...especially the pic of "stubby".

Did the fool dispense with the fabric?  Are you giving away more than you intended?
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: Jamisjockey on June 13, 2011, 09:54:24 AM
(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F3.bp.blogspot.com%2F-otEYW9oSqqs%2FTe_Km399FhI%2FAAAAAAAAB5Q%2FRsqeLpaFMYA%2Fs1600%2Fweinergate_uncensored.png&hash=fc1bd5d839fa765777036fd0a1f0f9be80e13bf3)



The only shots I can find are the one in his undies.  Again, not that lewd, but worse than the zardoz images we are so fond of.  You can see a little definition, and they certainly violate the arts grammaw rule.

Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: roo_ster on June 13, 2011, 10:46:12 AM
Latest (unconfirmed) skinny is that Weiner was juicing.  Not carrots, but roids.

That would account for some defective reasoning on his part and increased libido leading him to do foolish things on the 'net.
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: Jamisjockey on June 13, 2011, 10:53:23 AM
Latest (unconfirmed) skinny is that Weiner was juicing.  Not carrots, but roids.

That would account for some defective reasoning on his part and increased libido leading him to do foolish things on the 'net.

The topless shots show a pretty fit guy, but if he was doing roids, he should get his money back from his dealer, cause he wasn't that beefed up.
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: roo_ster on June 13, 2011, 11:11:01 AM
The topless shots show a pretty fit guy, but if he was doing roids, he should get his money back from his dealer, cause he wasn't that beefed up.

Depends on his starting point.  Old photos of him show him to be a super-skinny bird-chested weakling.  He has definitely put on muscle the last few years.

Roids, HGH, and anti-ADD meds are quite the thing among the monied and/or privileged, these days.  Legally proscribed by "anti-aging" & similar docs.
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: Doggy Daddy on June 13, 2011, 11:12:58 AM
Depends on his starting point.  Old photos of him show him to be a super-skinny bird-chested weakling.  He has definitely put on muscle the last few years.

We talkin' about Carrot Top now?

DD
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: Bogie on June 13, 2011, 12:26:44 PM
No, no, and NO on that offspring of Zardoz and Barbarella...
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: Doggy Daddy on June 13, 2011, 12:48:50 PM
 :lol:  :lol:  :lol: !!
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: Lanius on June 13, 2011, 01:13:12 PM
Why should I look at pictures of someone's Weiner, if right in my pants  I have something that's superior by about  ... not gonna say as it's not gracious =D..

I really don't understand men interested in seeing junk that's not their own. Unless they're gay, in which case I understand..
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: White Horseradish on June 13, 2011, 02:55:11 PM
I really don't understand men interested in seeing junk that's not their own. Unless they're gay, in which case I understand..

What I don't understand is men calling their dangly bits "junk". I don't know about anybody else,  but I certainly didn't pick up mine at the county dump... :P
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: Gowen on June 13, 2011, 05:10:09 PM
I have not looked and don't want to.  From what you all have said, it's a very small threat.
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on June 13, 2011, 05:20:26 PM
I have not looked and don't want to.  From what you all have said, it's a very small threat.

If he's on Roids, it very well be a peanut by now.
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: Lee on June 13, 2011, 05:36:11 PM
No.  I've just been waiting for the media to start calling his unborn child "the little weiner".  I feel kinda bad for the guy...his wife is traveling the world with her other husband (hillary) while he's at home living a fantasy life.
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: 41magsnub on June 13, 2011, 05:41:35 PM
nope, haven't looked.  The whole thing is an embarrassment.
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: Hawkmoon on June 13, 2011, 06:26:17 PM
No.  I've just been waiting for the media to start calling his unborn child "the little weiner".  I feel kinda bad for the guy...his wife is traveling the world with her other husband (hillary) while he's at home living a fantasy life.

You feel sorry for that turd-bird? He's a classic loser. Even he knows his political career is ended, but he can't quit like an even partially self-respecting MAN would do, because he doesn't know any other way to earn (and I use the term very loosely) a living other than at the public dole.

It's his wife I feel sorry for. Although I look at her photos and then read the articles referring to her as "glamorous," and I'm left wondering how many wives he actually has.
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: Lanius on June 13, 2011, 07:50:20 PM
Isn't he one of them lawyer types?
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: 230RN on June 14, 2011, 12:15:23 AM
Ain't they all?

That's why we have so many laws.  They keep making the legal structure more complex.  Job security for them.

Have neither seen nor sought the picture(s?).

I finally figured out what "Roids" were.

Slowpoke brain.

I figure if Wiener is so stupid as to spread sexually-related  things (though I've not seen them) on the 'net, he's too stupid to make our laws.

What's his voting record on RKBA?

Oh, wait, he's from Noo Yawk, right?

He's screwing up the Machine.  Remember Tammany Hall?



Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: AJ Dual on June 14, 2011, 01:39:03 AM
Isn't he one of them lawyer types?

No.

As far as I can tell, he has no skills or background OTHER than that as a politician. He's not a lawyer, and doesn't even really have much background in the make-work "community organizer" social service .orgs the current KOTUS has besides his law degree and state legislature experience.

He was in a real pickle as is because he was low man on the totem pole when his district was to be disbanded when NY lost a seat in the House due to the 2008 census anyway.

So now he probably won't even get a job with some libtard think-tank...
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: Scout26 on June 14, 2011, 02:29:18 AM
Back in the old days, they would have put him in a room with a gun with one bullet and waited for him to do the honorable thing.
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: Chuck Dye on June 14, 2011, 07:16:57 AM
I finally figured out what "Roids" were.

Slowpoke brain.

I was painfully slow on the uptake, too, though I claim a handicap.  Around here, roids is spelt 'rhoids.  Short for 'loid 'rhoids, which is short for tabloid hemorrhoids, a descriptive name for some "journalists" which should not require explanation.

If he wasn't on 'rhoids before, he certainly has been since the Twitter error.
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: Doggy Daddy on June 14, 2011, 10:04:19 AM
KOTUS

 :lol:  :lol:  :lol: !!!

I'm signing this because I'm too damn stuck in my ways.

DD
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: Ben on June 14, 2011, 10:08:20 AM
Isn't he one of them lawyer types?

No, but he IS Chuck Schumer's "Mini-Me" if that counts for anything.
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: seeker_two on June 14, 2011, 10:47:46 PM
These are the only weiners in Congress I'm worried about....

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.scienceprogress.org%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2008%2F06%2Fcongress_591.jpg&hash=0f7eb8f9f4d8cb6bdd3268d8601ef5f9de0bff65)
http://www.scienceprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/congress_591.jpg (http://www.scienceprogress.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/congress_591.jpg)

Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: Perd Hapley on June 15, 2011, 12:40:40 AM
[Weiner] was in a real pickle as is because he was low man on the totem pole

I see at least two things you did there.
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: Lanius on June 15, 2011, 06:40:48 AM
Dunno.,. but to me it seems people should just lay off all the Weiner-related stuff and grow up. Just move on. Forget about the poor schmuck. He is destined to be a joke forever, and that is what exactly he deserves..but really.

Like beating a dead horse. The guy is politically dead, unelectable.. pining for the fjords.

Only so many penis-jokes are bearable, IMO.
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: AJ Dual on June 15, 2011, 10:09:42 AM
Dunno.,. but to me it seems people should just lay off all the Weiner-related stuff and grow up. Just move on. Forget about the poor schmuck. He is destined to be a joke forever, and that is what exactly he deserves..but really.

Like beating a dead horse. The guy is politically dead, unelectable.. pining for the fjords.

Only so many penis-jokes are bearable, IMO.

We're glad for this, because the news-cycle goes ballistic with more attention, and for longer over conservatives who've done things far less "juicy".
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: Jamisjockey on June 15, 2011, 10:13:59 AM
Dunno.,. but to me it seems people should just lay off all the Weiner-related stuff and grow up. Just move on. Forget about the poor schmuck. He is destined to be a joke forever, and that is what exactly he deserves..but really.

Like beating a dead horse. The guy is politically dead, unelectable.. pining for the fjords.

Only so many penis-jokes are bearable, IMO.

You underestimate the stupidity of the American Voter, especially in the Northeast.
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: Lanius on June 15, 2011, 11:12:06 AM
Northeast kept electing Kennedys?
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: Jamisjockey on June 15, 2011, 12:11:15 PM
Northeast kept electing Kennedys?

Prime example. 
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: 230RN on June 15, 2011, 02:11:34 PM
:lol:  :lol:  :lol: !!!

I'm signing this because I'm too damn stuck in my ways.

DD

Took me a minute on that KOTUS one, too.  It hit me just as I was about to sneeze from the pollen.  Interesting experience, guffawing and achooing simultaneously.

I am signing this one so everyone will know who doesn't sign things, with "I'm not signing this one so nobody will know who posted it."

Wait a minute.  That doesn't make sense.

Well, since it doesn't make sense, I won't sign this one, so nobody will know who didn't sign it.

Or something like that.

Me go now.
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: Scout26 on June 15, 2011, 04:07:31 PM
brain not work today.  K=?
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: Perd Hapley on June 15, 2011, 04:57:57 PM
brain not work today.  K=?

I'm guessing it has to do with a certain African nation.
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: 230RN on June 15, 2011, 11:36:28 PM
King?

Can ya think?

Kenyathink?

Keen, ya think?

INSTOSNWKWPI
Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: Scout26 on June 16, 2011, 04:13:29 AM
me said today brain not work. make Mongo sad.

Now you just be mean to Mongo.

Okay.  Now Mongo get.

Now Mongo laugh.

Mongo sign this.


X

Title: Re: OK, how many of you have looked...
Post by: seeker_two on June 16, 2011, 01:39:44 PM
Don't feel bad, scout....I thought he was still talking about the Kennedys.....