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Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: AZRedhawk44 on July 12, 2011, 10:40:27 AM
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http://www.deadline.com/2011/07/arnold-schwarzenegger-books-last-stand-western-will-test-his-post-scandal-popularity/
I think Liam Neeson would be much better for the role.
Heck, even Cheech Marin would be better.
[thick steroid-laced Austrian accent]
Get to the choppah staygeoach!
I'll be mosey right back.
[/accent]
;/
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Well, he has done it before (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080097/)...
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....and, if James Bond can pull it off.....
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0409847/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0409847/)
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Well, he has done it before (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080097/)...
Ah, yes. Handsome Stranger, and the seven-shot six-shooter. Truly a dumb movie and a waste of Kirk Douglas, but entertaining as long as it wasn't expected to be anything other than an entertaining but dumb flick.
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....and, if James Bond can pull it off.....
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0409847/ (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0409847/)
Ratz.
Why did I think you were referring to Sean Connery? (Answer: Obviously, because Sean Connery IS James Bond.)
I read the credits, I watched the trailer, and it still took me several minutes to figure out why you mentioned James Bond.
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Ratz.
Why did I think you were referring to Sean Connery? (Answer: Obviously, because Sean Connery IS James Bond.)
I read the credits, I watched the trailer, and it still took me several minutes to figure out why you mentioned James Bond.
Sean Connery was in this spiffy movie involving horses and sixguns...
(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fupload.wikimedia.org%2Fwikipedia%2Fen%2F0%2F0d%2FZardoz_zed.jpg&hash=aee42e5c0f05a2360d2a2abe6e62546c841ccefb)
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That Ann Margaret can twirl my six-guns anytime.
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In case it has not been mentioned before, I vote that 'Zardoz' is the APS equivalent of Godwinning a thread.
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In case it has not been mentioned before, I vote that 'Zardoz' is the APS equivalent of Godwinning a thread.
I'm OK with that....as long as no one Hasselhoffs this thread, too..... [tinfoil]
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Connery did actually star in that masterful iteration of the western genre, Shalako.
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I guess the Kennedy Machine is really falling apart.
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I guess the Kennedy Machine is really falling apart.
Didn't Maria file for divorce? I wonder if Arnie will get his steroid shrivled 'nads back in the settlement?
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steroids are slow killers and very dangerous.
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steroids are slow killers and very dangerous.
Well....Arnie was pretty lethal to the Kalifornia economy..... =|
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Arnold had not made a decent movie for ten years before he helped run California into the ground. I doubt I'll see this new one.
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Arnold had not made a decent movie for ten years before he helped run California into the ground.
TRUE LIES wasn't bad for a bubble-gum spy/action movie.....
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TRUE LIES wasn't bad for a bubble-gum spy/action movie.....
True Lies was awesome. Jamie Lee Curtis in her underwear - need I say more?
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True Lies was awesome. Jamie Lee Curtis in her underwear - need I say more?
True....but now I can't watch the Eliza Dushku parts without feeling like a perv....
(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fmobile.freewallpaper4.me%2F320x480%2F4585-dollhouse-eliza-dushku.jpg&hash=791653771c29734f9f209986e75761a122fe8b87)
http://mobile.freewallpaper4.me/320x480/4585-dollhouse-eliza-dushku.jpg (http://mobile.freewallpaper4.me/320x480/4585-dollhouse-eliza-dushku.jpg)
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Steroids make ya stupid... Scuttlebutt says that Weiner was juicing in the gym...
I could see Ahnold in a Western. Remember that a LOT of settlers were immigrants. And if you haven't seen Heaven's Gate, you need to. The long version, not the one that they sliced and diced to get it in the theaters.
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That (True Lies) was one of the best-directed movies I've seen in a long time.
Oh, and ah, yes. Jamie Lee Curtis...
Ah, yes.
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That (True Lies) was one of the best-directed movies I've seen in a long time.
Oh, and ah, yes. Jamie Lee Curtis...
Ah, yes.
Long version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LU_T_y1IS-k
Short version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psv0eechbm0&feature=related
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Has Jamie Lee Curtis always looked like a boy, or is it just for as long as I can remember? ???
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Has Jamie Lee Curtis always looked like a boy, or is it just for as long as I can remember? ???
You ain't looked close enough or in the right spots. Either that or you need to get your eyes checked.
Or
You need some remedial anatomy lessons
=D
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Has Jamie Lee Curtis always looked like a boy, or is it just for as long as I can remember? ???
You ain't looked close enough or in the right spots. Either that or you need to get your eyes checked.
That's the thing about lingerie and mood lighting.....it can create the most convincing optical illusions.... ;)
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Too, the scene was shot from a low angle. Women should be photographed from a low angle. I cannot fathom how come so many photographers don't realize this.