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Title: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: roo_ster on September 01, 2011, 12:11:26 PM
Or, as my kids say, "The Waffle Store."

http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/276038/reason-219003-why-waffle-house-awesome-jonah-goldberg
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB10001424053111904716604576542460736605364.html?mod=WSJ_hp_LEFTTopStories

Scattered:
Green, full menu and minor damage

Smothered:
Yellow, limited menu and moderate damage

Covered:
Red, WH is closed and mini-pocalypse...and NO HASH BROWNS FOR YOU

Quote
WELDON, N.C.—When a hurricane makes landfall, the head of the Federal Emergency Management Agency relies on a couple of metrics to assess its destructive power.

First, there is the well-known Saffir-Simpson Wind Scale. Then there is what he calls the "Waffle House Index."

Green means the restaurant is serving a full menu, a signal that damage in an area is limited and the lights are on. Yellow means a limited menu, indicating power from a generator, at best, and low food supplies. Red means the restaurant is closed, a sign of severe damage in the area or unsafe conditions...

In a recent academic paper, Panos Kouvelis, a business-school professor at Washington University in St. Louis, pegged Waffle House as one of the top four companies for disaster response, with Wal-Mart Stores Inc., Home Depot Inc. and Lowe's Cos...

The company began tracking Irene 10 days ago, moving ice and eggs to staging sites outside the potential damage zone.

On Friday, the company's mobile command center—an RV named EM-50 after Bill Murray's urban-assault vehicle in the 1981 movie "Stripes"—headed north from the Norcross, Ga., headquarters...


FTR, I loves me some Waffle House, as do my kids.
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: Jocassee on September 01, 2011, 12:28:52 PM
I had avoided WH for years, only to be pleasantly surprised when I met a friend at one in ATL. I'll definitely be hitting one up again soon.
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: Scout26 on September 01, 2011, 12:33:42 PM
I love Waffle House.
















What has six teats and three teeth?
















The morning shift at Waffle House.
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: Jamisjockey on September 01, 2011, 12:59:20 PM
Love WH, if nothing else because thier regular menu is a thumb to the nose for the resturants must serve healthy food omgzzz!! crowd.  Greasy diner breakfast like it should be.
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: roo_ster on September 01, 2011, 02:01:47 PM
Love WH, if nothing else because thier regular menu is a thumb to the nose for the resturants must serve healthy food omgzzz!! crowd.  Greasy diner breakfast like it should be.

Yep, they (metaphorically) shove a hot waffle iron up Nurse Mayor Bloomberg's southernmost orifice.
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: lupinus on September 01, 2011, 04:02:59 PM
Loves me some waffle house
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on September 01, 2011, 04:08:41 PM
Waffle house is the awesome.

Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: Nick1911 on September 01, 2011, 04:10:50 PM
Never been to one.  Will have to try that sometime.
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: 280plus on September 01, 2011, 05:45:27 PM
No Waffle House to even try.  :'(
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: 280plus on September 01, 2011, 05:49:59 PM
Clark Summit, PA is the closest at 161.6 miles. Strangely enough I may be near there come October.  ;)
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: 41magsnub on September 01, 2011, 05:52:52 PM
The nearest wafflehouse to me is 2 states away.  No wafflehouses in Montana or in a state that borders Montana.
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: 280plus on September 01, 2011, 06:26:51 PM
So much for moving to Montana...  =|
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: Regolith on September 01, 2011, 07:24:01 PM
Nearest Waffle House to me is 638 miles away.

In about a month, the nearest one will be 1,005 miles away.

I think I'll stick with IHOP...

Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: MillCreek on September 01, 2011, 07:54:30 PM
Since there are no Waffle Houses in the upper left corner of the country, what does 'scattered, smothered and covered' refer to in the context of hash browns?
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: Jamisjockey on September 01, 2011, 08:57:17 PM
You know whats just as awesome and spread around the east coast? HUDDLE HOUSE!!!!
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: lupinus on September 01, 2011, 09:00:35 PM
Since there are no Waffle Houses in the upper left corner of the country, what does 'scattered, smothered and covered' refer to in the context of hash browns?
When one order hashbrowns at Waffle House they are typically cooked in a ring, so they come on the plate in a nice circle. Keep in mind, these are shredded potato style hash browns.

Scattered refers to removing the ring and, well, scattering them about so you get more browned goodness. When adding something to the hash browns, one orders as listed on the menu. Smothered adds onions. Covered refers to a slice of american cheese on top. Capped adds mushrooms (ftr, I like mine scattered, smothered, covered, and capped) There are similar references for different items including ham, peppers, chili and cream/sausage gravy. For each thing you want added it's an extra, iirc, 35 cents. Then you have all the way, which is everything and the floor sweepings. Or double or triple order...if you're just that hungry.
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: TechMan on September 01, 2011, 09:06:07 PM
SWMBO and I love our Waffle House, nothing like an unhealthy greasy breakfast for dinner.


Since there are no Waffle Houses in the upper left corner of the country, what does 'scattered, smothered and covered' refer to in the context of hash browns?

Scattered on the grill
Smothered - Onions
Covered - American/Swiss Cheese
Chunked - "Hickory Smoked" Ham
Diced - Tomatoes
Peppered - Jalapeño Peppers
Capped - Mushrooms
Topped - Bert's Chili


http://www.flickr.com/photos/sushiesque/51358990/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/sushiesque/51358990/)

covered, smothered, peppered and capped
(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwafflehousecoffee.com%2Fphotos%2Fuploads%2Fdoublehasbrownscabota.jpg&hash=693e772f72ec3d0c38201bf367e9fbd47a6b0e92)
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: Hawkmoon on September 01, 2011, 09:12:48 PM
You know whats just as awesome and spread around the east coast? HUDDLE HOUSE!!!!

Spent years in New England. Never heard of HUDDLE HOUSE. Who or what is/are  it/they?
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: RoadKingLarry on September 01, 2011, 10:07:37 PM
I love Waffle House.
















What has six teats and three teeth?
















The morning shift at Waffle House.

Dang it, you beat me to one of my favorite jokes =D
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: MillCreek on September 01, 2011, 10:19:04 PM
SWMBO and I love our Waffle House, nothing like an unhealthy greasy breakfast for dinner.


Scattered on the grill
Smothered - Onions
Covered - American/Swiss Cheese
Chunked - "Hickory Smoked" Ham
Diced - Tomatoes
Peppered - Jalapeño Peppers
Capped - Mushrooms
Topped - Bert's Chili

Wow.  Sign me up.  I will go for scattered, smothered, covered, diced and capped.

Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: cosine on September 02, 2011, 12:18:39 AM
I wouldn't be able to decide on what I would want, so it would be all the way for me.  =D
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: RevDisk on September 02, 2011, 12:57:57 AM
Clark Summit, PA is the closest at 161.6 miles. Strangely enough I may be near there come October.  ;)

Nearest Waffle House for me is ...  0.5 miles.   

 =D


Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: InfidelSerf on September 02, 2011, 01:05:25 AM
Never been to one.  Will have to try that sometime.

Nick you have one down on 75th just west of I35
10910 West 75th St
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: Daniel964 on September 02, 2011, 06:12:39 AM
Now you got me wanting to get up and go to WH. Only 2 mile away.
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: wmenorr67 on September 02, 2011, 06:21:31 AM
Where is the closest on to Kuwait?

Ate at a Waffle House back one morning while mobing at Camp Shelby.  Had to run a guy to the airport so after dropping him off the group of us went to Waffle House for breakfast.

There is a Huddle House on base at Ft. Polk.
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: roo_ster on September 02, 2011, 06:33:36 AM
They eventually built a gun shop and a Waffle House across the street from where I first rented an apartment in Texas.  Plus, it was 1/2 mile from work.   Location, location, location.
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: 280plus on September 02, 2011, 07:31:28 AM
Nearest Waffle House for me is ...  0.5 miles.   

 =D



Where's that cuss smiley when you need it?

A trip to the Waffle House in Clark Summit is a real possibility however. If you're catchin' my vibe.  ;)
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: Jamisjockey on September 02, 2011, 08:09:51 AM
Spent years in New England. Never heard of HUDDLE HOUSE. Who or what is/are  it/they?

Pretty much a carbon copy of Waffle House.  Found in WV, NC, VA, PA, MD that I know of.
http://www.huddlehouse.com/restaurant-locator.aspx
Looks like they aren't in New England. 
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: 280plus on September 02, 2011, 08:28:34 AM
Nah, new England sucks.  [barf]

We just got a Sonic locally and word has it the food sucks. Oh boy...  ;/
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: TechMan on September 02, 2011, 08:31:58 AM
Just saying that SWMBO and I will have to be taking a trip to Waffle House, soon.

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.amazonaws.com%2Ffoodspotting-ec2%2Freviews%2F265308%2Fthumb_600.jpg%3F1293410300&hash=4c1562679274afd14da798edf3405dce4e874b17)
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: Tuco on September 02, 2011, 09:54:42 AM
Just saying that SWMBO and I will have to be taking a trip to Waffle House, soon.

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.amazonaws.com%2Ffoodspotting-ec2%2Freviews%2F265308%2Fthumb_600.jpg%3F1293410300&hash=4c1562679274afd14da798edf3405dce4e874b17)

Looks great.
What are YOU having?
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: 41magsnub on September 02, 2011, 09:56:00 AM
So much for moving to Montana...  =|

Or you have a business opportunity!
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: Ben on September 02, 2011, 10:17:50 AM
There seem to be a ton in AZ, but none in CA, NV, or OR. If I want their waffles, I guess I'm heading South. :)
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: 280plus on September 02, 2011, 10:23:06 AM
Just saying that SWMBO and I will have to be taking a trip to Waffle House, soon.

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fs3.amazonaws.com%2Ffoodspotting-ec2%2Freviews%2F265308%2Fthumb_600.jpg%3F1293410300&hash=4c1562679274afd14da798edf3405dce4e874b17)
I hate you...  :mad:
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: roo_ster on September 02, 2011, 10:25:25 AM
Or you have a business opportunity!

Yes, indeed.

There seem to be a ton in AZ, but none in CA, NV, or OR. If I want their waffles, I guess I'm heading South. :)

Do not make the faux pas I made first time ordering in a Waffle House.  (FTR, they do not serve french fries.)  The waitress kindly pointed out my misstep, but the louts I had chosen to dine with were less gentle in their remonstrations.
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: TechMan on September 02, 2011, 10:29:03 AM
The above was just a picture I found on the interwebz (I know hate on me), but I do like the All Star Special: Scramble, Bacon, White Toast, Hashbrowns (Extra Smothered and regular covered) and a waffle.
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: 280plus on September 02, 2011, 10:39:16 AM
Oh, ok, I thought you went to a WH to specifically take that picture and taunt me with it. I don't hate you so bad now. Maybe just a little still.  =|

 =D
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: wmenorr67 on September 02, 2011, 11:26:12 AM
Nah, new England sucks.  [barf]

We just got a Sonic locally and word has it the food sucks. Oh boy...  ;/

Sonic is based in Oklahoma City and are all over the mid-West.  Go there all the time and love it.  Maybe they haven't got the kinks out yet or someone royally has screwed up.  Sonic and suck do not go in the same sentence together unless you are talking about sucking one of their drinks through a straw.
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: 41magsnub on September 02, 2011, 11:28:17 AM
Sonic is based in Oklahoma City and are all over the mid-West.  Go there all the time and love it.  Maybe they haven't got the kinks out yet or someone royally has screwed up.  Sonic and suck do not go in the same sentence together unless you are talking about sucking one of their drinks through a straw.

In my home town the dirty bastages who owned it replaced a drive in that had been in operation since the 50's with unique and extremely good food with a very meh Sonic Drive in.  Now, the Sonic drive in gets less traffic than the old local drive in and is probably going to go under.
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: Jamisjockey on September 02, 2011, 02:49:29 PM
In my home town the dirty bastages who owned it replaced a drive in that had been in operation since the 50's with unique and extremely good food with a very meh Sonic Drive in.  Now, the Sonic drive in gets less traffic than the old local drive in and is probably going to go under.

You're making me miss El's.  Its a Moorehead city staple.
http://www.newsobserver.com/2010/08/10/622045/els-drive-in-serves-up-its-unique.html
Shrimp burger with slaw....mmmmuuuuhhhhhhhhhdddrrroooolllllll
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: wmenorr67 on September 02, 2011, 03:23:15 PM
In my home town the dirty bastages who owned it replaced a drive in that had been in operation since the 50's with unique and extremely good food with a very meh Sonic Drive in.  Now, the Sonic drive in gets less traffic than the old local drive in and is probably going to go under.

I won't deny that Sonic never compares to the mom and pop's but they are becoming few and far between. :'(
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: Perd Hapley on September 02, 2011, 09:47:59 PM
Sonic is based in Oklahoma City and are all over the mid-West.  Go there all the time and love it.  Maybe they haven't got the kinks out yet or someone royally has screwed up.  Sonic and suck do not go in the same sentence together unless you are talking about sucking one of their drinks through a straw.

Yeah, Sonic is all right. Not Chuck-A-Burger, but alright.
Title: Re: The Waffle House Disaster Index: Scattered, Smothered, and Coverered
Post by: Doggy Daddy on September 03, 2011, 12:57:29 PM

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sushiesque/51358990/ (http://www.flickr.com/photos/sushiesque/51358990/)

covered, smothered, peppered and capped
(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwafflehousecoffee.com%2Fphotos%2Fuploads%2Fdoublehasbrownscabota.jpg&hash=693e772f72ec3d0c38201bf367e9fbd47a6b0e92)

*expletive deleted*ck!

That looks good!