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Title: Your Badger ate my midget porn star
Post by: Harold Tuttle on September 14, 2011, 01:13:42 PM
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/09/gordon-ramsay-dwarf-porn-double-found-dead-badger-set

In a bizarre case that would have even CSI's top investigators stumped, a dwarf porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's doppelganger was found dead in a badger set in the U.K. RadarOnline.com has learned.

Percy Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go, was about to be rocketed into the ranks of celebrity porn lookalikes due to his resemblance to the Hell's Kitchen host when his partially eaten body was discovered in a badger's den.
Title: Re: Your Badger ate my midget porn star
Post by: Tallpine on September 14, 2011, 01:52:52 PM
The Badger has roots in the community
Title: Re: Your Badger ate my midget porn star
Post by: makattak on September 14, 2011, 01:53:57 PM
Quote from: Tallpine on September 14, 2011, 01:52:52 PM
The Badger has roots in the community

I had to nearly suffocate myself in order to prevent the entire office from hearing me die laughing.
Title: Re: Your Badger ate my midget porn star
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on September 14, 2011, 01:55:20 PM
El T, what are you up to?
Title: Re: Your Badger ate my midget porn star
Post by: Scout26 on September 14, 2011, 02:04:34 PM
Out of all the ways to off oneself, crawling into a badger den screaming "EAT ME" is not one that readily comes to mind.


Title: Re: Your Badger ate my midget porn star
Post by: Harold Tuttle on September 14, 2011, 02:10:05 PM
i am working on the venn diagram for this event
Title: Re: Your Badger ate my midget porn star
Post by: Harold Tuttle on September 14, 2011, 02:14:33 PM
Honey Badger don't care

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg
Title: Re: Your Badger ate my midget porn star
Post by: Harold Tuttle on September 14, 2011, 03:26:38 PM
(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgooglepixel.com%2Fpictars%2FHUNGRYBADGER4.jpg&hash=e31553ab9ffde55bf24a25d876c6122a8e216291)
Title: Re: Your Badger ate my midget porn star
Post by: bedlamite on September 14, 2011, 03:47:54 PM
More news of the weird (http://www.metro.co.uk/weird/875317-eel-removed-from-mans-bladder-after-entering-penis-during-beauty-spa#ixzz1XtcgAI9s)
Title: Re: Your Badger ate my midget porn star
Post by: 280plus on September 14, 2011, 04:02:45 PM
Still cringing...  :O
Title: Re: Your Badger ate my midget porn star
Post by: AJ Dual on September 14, 2011, 04:28:13 PM
Quote from: Harold Tuttle on September 14, 2011, 01:13:42 PM
http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2011/09/gordon-ramsay-dwarf-porn-double-found-dead-badger-set

In a bizarre case that would have even CSI's top investigators stumped, a dwarf porn star who was Gordon Ramsay's doppelganger was found dead in a badger set in the U.K. RadarOnline.com has learned.

Percy Foster, star of X-rated movie Hi-Ho Hi-Ho, It's Up Your A**e We Go, was about to be rocketed into the ranks of celebrity porn lookalikes due to his resemblance to the Hell's Kitchen host when his partially eaten body was discovered in a badger's den.

That really ought to be "former porn star". You know, out of respect and all...
Title: Re: Your Badger ate my midget porn star
Post by: Harold Tuttle on September 14, 2011, 06:24:27 PM
(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fgooglepixel.com%2Fpictars%2FHUNGRYBADGER3.jpg&hash=140478c80fd79d66ef85875ed500bd63d587641c)
Title: Re: Your Badger ate my midget porn star
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on September 14, 2011, 06:29:24 PM
This gives the badger song a whole new meaning.  :laugh:
Title: Re: Your Badger ate my midget porn star
Post by: BryanP on September 14, 2011, 08:54:19 PM
A) This may be the strangest headline I've ever seen.

B) My wife is a big fan of Hell's Kitchen.  I must forward this to her immediately.
Title: Re: Your Badger ate my midget porn star
Post by: zxcvbob on September 14, 2011, 09:41:05 PM
Quote from: bluestarlizzard on September 14, 2011, 06:29:24 PM
This gives the badger song a whole new meaning.  :laugh:

http://badgerbadgerbadger.com/
Title: Re: Your Badger ate my midget porn star
Post by: seeker_two on September 14, 2011, 10:26:29 PM
Really?.....

(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.fireflyfans.net%2Fbluesunimages%2F6F6D96D35CE72DBBD37B1BCEE5B5463A.jpg&hash=b47b165bece4b5b808020b9ae28c648bc76a4a3c)
http://www.fireflyfans.net/bluesunimages/6F6D96D35CE72DBBD37B1BCEE5B5463A.jpg (http://www.fireflyfans.net/bluesunimages/6F6D96D35CE72DBBD37B1BCEE5B5463A.jpg)

....now that's awkward.....  =|
Title: Re: Your Badger ate my midget porn star
Post by: Jamie B on September 14, 2011, 11:51:36 PM
Eels! Why did it have to be eels.....nothing like drinking your own urine and  finding an eel.
Title: Re: Your Badger ate my midget porn star
Post by: Azrael256 on September 14, 2011, 11:53:28 PM
Ok, badgers. Eating.  Got it.

Would somebody please explain:
Quote
about to be rocketed into the ranks of celebrity porn lookalikes due to his resemblance to the Hell's Kitchen host

Huh?
Title: Re: Your Badger ate my midget porn star
Post by: Jamie B on September 14, 2011, 11:55:43 PM
Do badgers have to wear condoms?
Title: Re: Your Badger ate my midget porn star
Post by: Scout26 on September 15, 2011, 12:35:38 AM
And he was just starting to turn his life around.....
Title: Re: Your Badger ate my midget porn star
Post by: 280plus on September 15, 2011, 08:03:04 AM
my thought is the poor little guy got took for a meal given his small stature. And on another note, how people can stand there and let that HK twit scream and spray spittle in their faces is beyond me.  =|
Title: Re: Your Badger ate my midget porn star
Post by: Jamisjockey on September 15, 2011, 08:36:05 AM
Quote from: 280plus on September 15, 2011, 08:03:04 AM
my thought is the poor little guy got took for a meal given his small stature. And on another note, how people can stand there and let that HK twit scream and spray spittle in their faces is beyond me.  =|

Anything for TEEVEE fame.
Title: Re: Your Badger ate my midget porn star
Post by: 280plus on September 15, 2011, 09:00:07 AM
Yea, I forgot. I can't beieve nobody's clocked him yet. Must be in their contract. "You hit the SOB and no money for you!"

Spoilsports...   :mad:

:laugh:

And for the other side of the coin, imagine being taken and eaten by a badger. That's gotta sting.  :O
Title: Re: Your Badger ate my midget porn star
Post by: AJ Dual on September 15, 2011, 09:57:17 AM
Quote from: zxcvbob on September 14, 2011, 09:41:05 PM
http://badgerbadgerbadger.com/

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger

Porn Star! Porn Star!

OOOOH... a corrrrrrpse... yuuuuuuuky corpse.....

Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger
Title: Re: Your Badger ate my midget porn star
Post by: makattak on September 15, 2011, 10:01:42 AM
So, looks like we've discovered Hobbits' natural enemies.









(Yes, I know that's terrible...)
Title: Re: Your Badger ate my midget porn star
Post by: Harold Tuttle on September 15, 2011, 10:49:56 AM
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