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Title: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: cassandra and sara's daddy on September 26, 2011, 09:55:14 AM
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sfw  might scare small kids
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: Boomhauer on September 26, 2011, 10:26:32 AM
It is very likely that I'd catch a bullet from Dad (or a cast iron pan to the head from Mom) if I came home looking like that. *expletive deleted*it looks ridiculous.

Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: cassandra and sara's daddy on September 26, 2011, 10:27:07 AM
i've seen worse
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: Jamie B on September 26, 2011, 10:29:22 AM
Elaine Davidson, who holds the record for World’s Most Pierced Woman, walks outside Edinburgh Registry Office after her wedding to Douglas Watson. Miss Davidson has 6,925 piercings.

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Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: TommyGunn on September 26, 2011, 10:57:57 AM
Just what we need, a thread about space aliens.............. [tinfoil] :lol: =D
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: Viking on September 26, 2011, 11:10:54 AM
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Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: Monkeyleg on September 26, 2011, 11:16:00 AM
I suspect these people have issues in their lives more serious than the tattoos and piercings, but looking like a walking junkyard probably doesn't help.
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: TechMan on September 26, 2011, 11:16:52 AM
I bet the TSA search is fun one for these people.
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: wmenorr67 on September 26, 2011, 11:22:06 AM
Words escape me.
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: geronimotwo on September 26, 2011, 11:56:45 AM
i once asked a guy with a spiderweb tattood on his face "why?".  he said he wanted to know who his true friends were.
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: makattak on September 26, 2011, 12:37:54 PM
i once asked a guy with a spiderweb tattood on his face "why?".  he said he wanted to know who his true friends were.

... and apparently found he didn't have any?

A true friend would have dragged him kicking and screaming away from that Tattoo parlor.
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: HankB on September 26, 2011, 01:08:35 PM
Some of these disfigurements remind me of what was done to the women in some African tribes . . .

Thing is, the custom of disfigurement was deliberately started to make the womenfolk UGLY, so Somali slavers wouldn't be so eager to steal them away.
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: Jamie B on September 26, 2011, 01:41:16 PM
Well, it can be really handy......

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Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: Fly320s on September 26, 2011, 03:03:07 PM
Well, it can be really handy......

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Fail.

The phone needs to be open with the ear piece against his ear.
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: Scout26 on September 26, 2011, 03:10:41 PM
Elaine Davidson, who holds the record for World’s Most Pierced Woman, walks outside Edinburgh Registry Office after her wedding to Douglas Watson. Miss Davidson has 6,925 piercings.

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I'd want one just to scare off burglars.....
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on September 26, 2011, 04:12:18 PM
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sfw  might scare small kids
He's gonna look real funny in the nursing home in 50 years.
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: makattak on September 26, 2011, 04:18:03 PM
He's gonna look real funny in the nursing home in 50 years.

That presupposes he makes it another 50 years...
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: Doggy Daddy on September 26, 2011, 04:49:54 PM
He's gonna look real funny in the nursing home in 50 years.

He looks funny NOW.   :lol:

DD
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: grampster on September 26, 2011, 07:57:10 PM
And I freaked when my oldest son got an earing in 1983. :facepalm:

So, I got one in 1993 just to see the look on his face. =D
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: cassandra and sara's daddy on September 26, 2011, 08:15:23 PM
lol  how did he react?
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: Jamie B on September 26, 2011, 09:01:16 PM
Looks like we (I had shoulder-length hair in HS also) could have done a lot worse, CSD!  =D
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: cassandra and sara's daddy on September 26, 2011, 09:09:41 PM
1/2 way through senior year i went and got a crew cut at lunch on a bet.   freaked everyone out  it grows back  i toy with one last time growing it out.
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: Jamie B on September 26, 2011, 09:30:52 PM
1/2 way through senior year i went and got a crew cut at lunch on a bet.   freaked everyone out  it grows back  i toy with one last time growing it out.
That explains you affinity for betting.....
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: makattak on September 26, 2011, 09:59:43 PM
I have to ask. How does he breathe? That hole in his bottom lip?
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: TechMan on September 26, 2011, 10:18:09 PM
I have to ask. How does he breathe? That hole in his bottom lip?

Ah, which one?
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: roo_ster on September 27, 2011, 07:10:27 AM
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sfw  might scare small kids

"It's Bush's fault I can't get a job."

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"Mom?  Yeah it's Darryl calling.  For some reason I just can't find a nice girl.  Any advice?"


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"We take you now to the scene of a tragic piercing/MRI machine accident.  In these before and after photos, you can see the improvement wrought on the woman as the tousands of piercings were violently ripped from her face when the medical tech wandered too close to the MRI machine."


Well, it can be really handy......

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Yeah, I got nothing for this one.

... and apparently found he didn't have any?

A true friend would have dragged him kicking and screaming away from that Tattoo parlor.

This
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: Viking on September 27, 2011, 07:37:28 AM
As for the one I posted, he works as a one man freak show, and last I heard he's on the road most of the year. Not a life I'd want though...
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: MicroBalrog on September 27, 2011, 09:48:11 AM
The ear pieces are nice. Probably take months to do right.
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: Viking on September 27, 2011, 09:55:07 AM
The ear pieces are nice. Probably take months to do right.
Estimate 1 month, atleast, for the initial hole to heal up properly, then you can stretch at 1mm per month IIRC.
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: Harold Tuttle on September 27, 2011, 10:07:54 AM
gauges are so last tuesday, plate lips are next
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: lee n. field on September 27, 2011, 11:32:56 AM
Fail.

The phone needs to be open with the ear piece against his ear.

Are you sure it's a he.
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: makattak on September 27, 2011, 11:46:11 AM
gauges are so last tuesday, plate lips are next

Can people talk with plate lips or just clap?
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: Scout26 on September 27, 2011, 12:05:33 PM
Can people talk with plate lips or just clap?

Once for "yes", twice for "no".

 :P :laugh:
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: MechAg94 on September 27, 2011, 12:18:57 PM
Once for "yes", twice for "no".

 :P :laugh:
Okay, he said "Yes, Yes".  Lets go.
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: MechAg94 on September 27, 2011, 12:20:11 PM
He's gonna look real funny in the nursing home in 50 years.
Just take all that crap off and he looks funny.  His nose looks real deformed unless that is photo shopped.  I've seen guys with scraps of skin hanging off their ears with hoop earrings left out.
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: wmenorr67 on September 27, 2011, 12:27:50 PM
Just take all that crap off and he looks funny.  His nose looks real deformed unless that is photo shopped.  I've seen guys with scraps of skin hanging off their ears with hoop earrings left out.

Your nose would be deformed also if you had that *expletive deleted*it stuck in the sides of it.
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: TechMan on September 27, 2011, 01:07:01 PM
Your nose would be deformed also if you had that *expletive deleted* stuck in the sides of it.

+1
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: P5 Guy on September 27, 2011, 01:21:23 PM
Imagine the Yeast infections s/he'd get [barf]
Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: TechMan on September 27, 2011, 02:36:27 PM
Imagine the Yeast infections s/he'd get [barf]

Hey now that visual is quite uncalled for.....where is my eye bleach?  Oh there it is....

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Title: Re: and my old man was mad cause a grew long hair
Post by: MechAg94 on September 27, 2011, 10:20:29 PM
Your nose would be deformed also if you had that *expletive deleted* stuck in the sides of it.
Nope.  I wouldn't put that crap in my nose in the first place.