Post by: K Frame on May 10, 2006, 09:12:19 AM
Top ten old west phrases that will never sound the same after that damned cowboy movie:
1. "I'm gonna pump you fulla lead."
2. "Give me a stiff one, barkeep!"
3. "Don't fret---I've been in tight spots before."
4. "Howdy, pardner."
5. You stay here while I sneak around from behind."
6. Two words: "Saddle Sore."
7. "Hold it right there! Now, move your hand, reeeal slow-like."
8. "Let's mount up!"
9. "Nice spread ya got there!"
10. "Ride 'em cowboy!"
Post by: richyoung on May 10, 2006, 10:39:21 AM
"He's got the fastest gun in the west..."
"Nice shootin""
"...rode hard and put away wet..."
"Fill yor hand!"
Post by: Elmer Snerd on May 10, 2006, 01:13:01 PM
"Git along, little dogie."
"Never squat with your spurs on."
"Mine hit the ground first."
"Mine was taller."
"Don't say it's a fine morning or I'll shoot you."
"In my day, a man would stay with you on a handshake."
"I don't favor looking up to the likes of you."
"There's more to being a man than handling a gun."
(insert clever "Arkansas Toothpick" double entendre here)
Post by: Warren on May 10, 2006, 10:18:41 PM
Deserve ain't got nothin' to do with it.
Beware The Hole-in-the-wall Gang.
I've been after you along time.
Turn around and face me! I said turn around dammit!
Be slow, but in a hurry.
Post by: Art Eatman on May 11, 2006, 04:56:56 AM
And it wasn't much, to begin with...
Art
Post by: Guest on May 11, 2006, 02:57:25 PM
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Skin that smokepole!
Whoa there big fella,all them homosexual vibes are throwing off your western movie dialoge retention.. there aint no smokepoles or smoking of poles (that i'm aware of) in Tombstone. its smokeWAGON. Damned director oughta be drug off and shot.
Post by: Warren on May 11, 2006, 09:50:33 PM
Now some more post BB sayins:
You gonna plug me from behind?
Hot, brown and plenty of it.
I'm plum saddlesore.
I'm gonna ride that stallion.
I gotta reload!
Post by: richyoung on May 12, 2006, 04:52:26 AM
Post by: roo_ster on May 15, 2006, 08:24:48 AM
Post by: trapperready on May 15, 2006, 10:25:21 AM
... will never sound the same again.
Post by: Mongo on May 15, 2006, 11:14:24 AM
Post by: Rovi on July 27, 2006, 07:07:34 AM
Perhaps you guys might prefer the sequel?-
Post by: El Tejon on July 27, 2006, 08:00:12 AM
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Post by: Perd Hapley on July 27, 2006, 09:14:25 PM
This is getting crass.
Post by: 280plus on July 28, 2006, 12:46:57 AM
They WERE herding sheep? (uh, didn't see the movie) If so I'd say "lanolin"
Post by: Matthew Carberry on July 28, 2006, 10:07:53 AM
Inter-racial Cowboy, Homo kinda love......
Anthony Edwards "You shot him in the back?"
Lou Gossett Jr. "His back was to me."
Post by: Werewolf on July 28, 2006, 01:58:10 PM
The gun guys and western lovers got the most kick out of the list...
Thanks for posting it.
Post by: DrAmazon on July 29, 2006, 04:37:05 PM
"'Scuse me while I whip this out!"
Post by: Guest on July 29, 2006, 04:53:22 PM
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Shall I now invoke the memory of Blackburn the martyr? This is getting crass.
I like to think he is still with us, sorta like Jesus or Elvis, living on in the hearts of all those who... :straight face cracks: This is getting crass.I don't know about the rest of you, but the 'Blackburn the Martyr' line had me laughing aloud.