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Title: The Great Job Massacre
Post by: roo_ster on November 29, 2011, 01:42:33 PM
http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2011/11/the-great-job-massacre.php

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The Great Job Massacre

The problem with us Americans is that we have never quite measured up to our world-historical President. Lately, President Obama has been telling us that we’ve lost our edge; that we’ve gotten a little lazy; that we aren’t competing the way we used to; that we are suffering from a malaise. No, wait–that last one was his spiritual forebear Jimmy Carter.

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Title: Re: The Great Job Massacre
Post by: longeyes on November 29, 2011, 04:09:28 PM
We have a President whose battle cry is FORE!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Great Job Massacre
Post by: Monkeyleg on November 29, 2011, 05:45:11 PM
Yeah, and the last Democrat president's battle cry was "Foreplay!"
Title: Re: The Great Job Massacre
Post by: Jamie B on November 29, 2011, 07:31:27 PM
Yeah, and the last Democrat president's battle cry was "Foreplay!"
You are way, way out of line with this comment.

He proved that foreplay was not really sex, remember - under oath!  =D

Besides, foreplay with Hillary would require more time with her, which would be very, very bad.
Title: Re: The Great Job Massacre
Post by: longeyes on November 29, 2011, 07:39:00 PM
Foreplay with Hillary starts at her cankles...and usually ends there.
Title: Re: The Great Job Massacre
Post by: Monkeyleg on November 29, 2011, 07:43:30 PM
Now I need eye bleach. Thanks for that image.

How did Bill Clinton manage to hook up with moderately attractive (Monica Lewinsky wasn't ugly) women, but marry Hillary?

Enough about Bill, though. If Obama weren't president, I suspect we' have unemployment under 6% by now.
Title: Re: The Great Job Massacre
Post by: longeyes on November 29, 2011, 07:50:03 PM
Hillary was actually cute in her hippie phase from the pix I've seen.  Hitching a ride on the Bill Clinton Express might take a toll on the metabolism.  All that mendacious charm at close quarters, y'know...  Power's a bitch.
Title: Re: The Great Job Massacre
Post by: bedlamite on November 29, 2011, 08:00:00 PM
Enough about Bill, though. If Obama weren't president, I suspect we' have unemployment under 6% by now.

Right, because the the selection of R candidates is just stupendous, and our legiscritters are awesome. This is going to get worse before it gets better.

Title: Re: The Great Job Massacre
Post by: Jamie B on November 29, 2011, 09:45:05 PM
Foreplay with Hillary starts at her cankles...and usually ends there.
The other end is nothing to write home about, either!
Title: Re: The Great Job Massacre
Post by: Strings on November 29, 2011, 10:46:21 PM
>The other end is nothing to write home about, either!<

Sure it is...

Hello muddah
Hello faddah
Greetings from here
at Camp Rhodam...

>:D
Title: Re: The Great Job Massacre
Post by: Monkeyleg on November 29, 2011, 11:11:35 PM
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Hillary was actually cute in her hippie phase from the pix I've seen.

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Uh, yeah. Ok. ;)
Title: Re: The Great Job Massacre
Post by: Strings on November 29, 2011, 11:57:03 PM
Maybe longeyes is one of those guys that are so ugly, they find women in glasses extra attractive (because the girl might lose her glasses, and not be able to see)...

>:D
Title: Re: The Great Job Massacre
Post by: Monkeyleg on November 29, 2011, 11:59:39 PM
You have many endearing qualities, Strings, but diplomacy isn't one of them.

When I think of the others, I'll let you know. ;)
Title: Re: The Great Job Massacre
Post by: longeyes on November 30, 2011, 12:55:09 AM
If I were to reveal myself to you in my true form you would be struck blind, mortal.   =D
Title: Re: The Great Job Massacre
Post by: Strings on November 30, 2011, 05:04:29 AM
>You have many endearing qualities, Strings, but diplomacy isn't one of them.

When I think of the others, I'll let you know<

I'm also cute, cuddly, sweet and innocent...
Title: Re: The Great Job Massacre
Post by: Jamie B on November 30, 2011, 05:12:19 AM
Maybe longeyes is one of those guys that are so ugly, they find women in glasses extra attractive (because the girl might lose her glasses, and not be able to see)...

>:D
Lost glasses make little things look bigger, sometimes.........
Title: Re: The Great Job Massacre
Post by: bedlamite on November 30, 2011, 07:38:43 AM
Dick, he's a useful farm implement. (http://www.meyermfg.com/images/9530_crop_max.jpg)
Title: Re: The Great Job Massacre
Post by: Jamisjockey on November 30, 2011, 08:21:09 AM
99 weeks plus 99 weeks doesn't exacly help. Why go get any job if you're being paid to sit at home?

Winning election: $1,000,000,000
Jetsetting wife on vacations: $45,000,000
Paying off Unions: $15,000,000,000,000
Being clueless to how jobs are created: Priceless
Title: Re: The Great Job Massacre
Post by: TommyGunn on November 30, 2011, 10:56:16 AM
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Uh, yeah. Ok. ;)

 
GAG! 
   
Title: Re: The Great Job Massacre
Post by: charby on November 30, 2011, 12:04:17 PM
92 election time

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Title: Re: The Great Job Massacre
Post by: mtnbkr on November 30, 2011, 12:09:25 PM
She's far from the ugliest woman in politics.  Nobody would be saying half the things they are if she was a Conservative.  Apparently only liberal women are judged by their looks.

Chris
Title: Re: The Great Job Massacre
Post by: longeyes on November 30, 2011, 12:23:14 PM
GAG! 
   

It's all a matter of "lighting" and make-up.

For that matter that is true of everything in politics.  Do you want to see the true state of America without make-up
Title: Re: The Great Job Massacre
Post by: TommyGunn on November 30, 2011, 01:08:57 PM
It's all a matter of "lighting" and make-up.

For that matter that is true of everything in politics.  Do you want to see the true state of America without make-up
Nooooo!  Noooo!  I surrender!  NOT THAT!!! PLEASE NOT THAT!!!!!!!
Title: Re: The Great Job Massacre
Post by: Harold Tuttle on December 01, 2011, 01:54:04 PM
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Title: Re: The Great Job Massacre
Post by: roo_ster on December 02, 2011, 06:17:34 AM
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I just wanted to see the Tuttle Special again.
Title: Re: The Great Job Massacre
Post by: Harold Tuttle on December 06, 2011, 07:28:37 PM
I would like to see a golden mean overlay on that image