Armed Polite Society
Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: Ned Hamford on November 30, 2011, 10:53:39 PM
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http://io9.com/5863987/zombie-attack-barbie-slaughters-the-undead-while-remaining-fabulous-in-pink-camouflage?tag=this-is-awesome
If I had a daughter....
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Why should you let that stop you?
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For a moment I thought this was official. I am disappoint.
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Why should you let that stop you?
Well... would need the dream house to go along with it and it just spirals out of control from there.
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Well... would need the dream house to go along with it and it just spirals out of control from there.
Well you could turn it into a fortress, and then buy GI Joe equipment to compliment her needs. Of course in this situation GI Joe would be a better partner than Ken.
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Couldn't Ken be useful as zombie-bait? Just a guess. I don't know much about zombie warfare doctrine.
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Couldn't Ken be useful as zombie-bait? Just a guess. I don't know much about zombie warfare doctrine.
If you could convince them he wasn't already one of them.
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Zombie Attack Barbie with weapons and high explosives = GOOD
Teaching girls to fight while wearing skimpy, pink-cammo swimwear = NOT SO MUCH
.....at least let the girl raid Laura Croft's closet for some appropriate kick-ass wardrobe..... :facepalm:
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My kids love zombies (especially the girl).
Me: "What do zombies eat?"
Kids: "Brains!"
Wife: ;/
I'd love to get that for the girl if it were really for sale.
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I have a limited edition Barbie beset by crows at my desk at work
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Well you could turn it into a fortress, and then buy GI Joe equipment to compliment her needs. Of course in this situation GI Joe would be a better partner than Ken.
You could keep Ken, just have him staked out in the free-fire lanes for zombie bait!
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You could keep Ken, just have him staked out in the free-fire lanes for zombie bait!
That wouldn't work....zombies are hungry for brains.....
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You could keep Ken, just have him staked out in the free-fire lanes for zombie bait!
See the posts 5 or so above yours.
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I'll show that to my son and threaten to get that for him for Christmas....
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I'll show that to my son and threaten to get that for him for Christmas....
Hey he needs a babe for his GI Joe to ravish.
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i never realized it growing up, but barbie is a hottie!
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i never realized it growing up, but barbie is a hottie!
Perv. :laugh:
And you got to realize that if she were life size no woman would be able to measure up.
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i never realized it growing up, but barbie is a hottie!
IRL barbie would be hunch backed (the human spine can't support that weight), her waist to hip ratio would cause balance issues, and she'd be cripple (all barbies walk on their toes so you can put high heels on them)
Now, the "new" barbie wouldn't be in as bad of shape as "old" barbie, but preportionatly, she's still not doing so hot.
And personally, I never understoud how they had Docter barbie, Vetrinarian Barbie, Professor, scientist ect Barbie, but never had Starving Grad School Barbie. They have college barbie, but all versions are undergrad sority types. ???
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Or Pole Dancing Barbie or Slut Barbie.
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What started out as a fun thread has quickly gone downhill ....
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What started out as a fun thread has quickly gone downhill ....
IDK about that.
Mom used to think my barbie rants in the aisle of toys r us was pretty funny.
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Somewhere around our house there are pics of me playing Barbies with my daughter when she was 3 or 4.
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What's that down around Zombie Barbie's ankles?..... =|
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Looks like they cut the bottom part of her dress off. Or her panties.
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its an arm
http://www.paranaiv.no/content/behind-undead