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Title: Urgent - What's that quote?
Post by: Northwoods on December 24, 2011, 10:29:08 PM
I remember reading on THR, or here, a quote about how every man should be able to do certain things.  Anyone have that handy?
Title: Re: Urgent - What's that quote?
Post by: lee n. field on December 24, 2011, 10:31:39 PM
I'm guessing it's the Robert Heinlein quote, in the mouth of his character Lazarus Long, in Time Enough for Love (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Enough_for_Love).

Quote
“A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects.”

Found it here (http://thinkexist.com/quotes/lazarus_long/2.html) after a quick google search.
Title: Re: Urgent - What's that quote?
Post by: zxcvbob on December 24, 2011, 10:32:49 PM
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly." --Robert Heinlein

Izzat it?

ETA: Dammit!  Lee beat me to it.
Title: Re: Urgent - What's that quote?
Post by: Northwoods on December 24, 2011, 10:35:31 PM
THAT'S IT.

Thanks, and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!eleventy!!11!!!
Title: Re: Urgent - What's that quote?
Post by: Sindawe on December 24, 2011, 10:57:48 PM
Just don't forget another of L.L. quotations, quite appropriate for the season.

Quote
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.
Title: Re: Urgent - What's that quote?
Post by: Regolith on December 25, 2011, 12:25:37 AM
Just don't forget another of L.L. quotations, quite appropriate for the season.

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Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors, and miss.


 :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Urgent - What's that quote?
Post by: RocketMan on December 25, 2011, 12:27:45 AM
"Rub her feet."
Title: Re: Urgent - What's that quote?
Post by: erictank on December 25, 2011, 05:02:58 AM
Check out 'The Notebooks of Lazarus Long', available on Nook or Kindle for $4.99 and originally published in 'Time Enough For Love' as excerpts from the memoirs of the character Lazarus Long.  Republished in book form a couple of times, most recently by Baen (sadly, not in Webscriptions, apparently). I had the Baen edition, back in '04, but think I must have donated it -I no longer own it.  I'll have to get the Kindle edition, as I have a Kindle reader on my phone and that collection of Heinlein wisdom should be in my collection.
Title: Re: Urgent - What's that quote?
Post by: MrsSmith on December 26, 2011, 12:14:04 PM
"Rub her feet."

One of my favorites!  =D

Title: Re: Urgent - What's that quote?
Post by: 230RN on December 27, 2011, 01:30:09 PM
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Old-World Courtliness and an innate sense of Tact prevents me from commenting.  Also, the threat of community censure.

I'm not signing this one so nobody will know who posted it.
Title: Re: Urgent - What's that quote?
Post by: MrsSmith on December 27, 2011, 10:47:39 PM
'Bout time you showed your face around here 230RN. Missed you!
But comments about my feet have become passe, so let's move along shall we?  =D
Title: Re: Urgent - What's that quote?
Post by: RocketMan on December 28, 2011, 07:35:36 PM
"Rub her feet."

One of my favorites!  =D

Used that during my 'Best Man' speech at my buddy's wedding.  My soon-to-be wife was in attendance, and that was the part of the speech she remembered.  Much to my chagrin, of course.   :lol:
Title: Re: Urgent - What's that quote?
Post by: 230RN on December 30, 2011, 01:48:15 PM
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'Bout time you showed your face around here 230RN. Missed you!

Glad I ducked in time.
Title: Re: Urgent - What's that quote?
Post by: Chuck Dye on December 31, 2011, 11:26:59 AM
You guys are leaving out the tag line:  "Specialization is for insects."

The tag line popped up in third place when I typed "specializa" into Google.


Edit:  Ooops!  Never mind!
Title: Re: Urgent - What's that quote?
Post by: AZRedhawk44 on December 31, 2011, 06:35:41 PM
One to keep near your heart during Primary season:

"Extremism in the defense of Liberty is no vice... and Moderation in the pursuit of Justice is no virtue."  Not Heinlein... Goldwater.