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Title: after getting unfriended on facebook, gal calls FBI- they fail to see the humor
Post by: gunsmith on December 31, 2011, 02:36:26 PM: She had a "fling" and got dumped ( probably for good reason too ) she thought it would be clever to report this poor schmo for being a terrorist because he has an Arab sounding surname.

This guy violated Bukowski's rule, "Never date a woman crazier then yourself"

http://losangeles.cbslocal.com/2011/12/30/woman-allegedly-accuses-man-with-arabic-surname-of-terrorist-plane-threat-after-he-ends-4-day-fling/
Title: Re: after getting unfriended on facebook, gal calls FBI- they fail to see the humor
Post by: wmenorr67 on December 31, 2011, 02:41:06 PM: She watched Pretty Woman one too many times.
Title: Re: after getting unfriended on facebook, gal calls FBI- they fail to see the humor
Post by: Jamie B on December 31, 2011, 03:10:44 PM: Quote from: wmenorr67 on December 31, 2011, 02:41:06 PM
She watched Pretty Woman one too many times.
What!? Stupid and a prostitute!
Title: Re: after getting unfriended on facebook, gal calls FBI- they fail to see the humor
Post by: gunsmith on December 31, 2011, 07:08:43 PM: Quote from: Jamie B on December 31, 2011, 03:10:44 PM
What!? Stupid and a prostitute!

LOL, that's funny.
Y'know-I've never seen pretty woman does she call the cops in that movie?
Title: Re: after getting unfriended on facebook, gal calls FBI- they fail to see the humor
Post by: RoadKingLarry on December 31, 2011, 10:37:48 PM: Quote from: gunsmith on December 31, 2011, 07:08:43 PM
LOL, that's funny.
Y'know-I've never seen pretty woman does she call the cops in that movie?

Worse, she gets stuck with Richard Gere.
Title: Re: after getting unfriended on facebook, gal calls FBI- they fail to see the humor
Post by: Gowen on December 31, 2011, 10:42:36 PM: She probably thinks that Justin Bieber is the father of her love child.

Rule #1 all women are crazy.
Rule #2 it is a man's job to find a woman who's insanity he can deal with.

(these rules were given to me by my wife.)
Title: Re: after getting unfriended on facebook, gal calls FBI- they fail to see the humor
Post by: Nick1911 on December 31, 2011, 11:28:08 PM: Quote from: Gowen on December 31, 2011, 10:42:36 PM
She probably thinks that Justin Bieber is the father of her love child.

Rule #1 all women are crazy.
Rule #2 it is a man's job to find a woman who's insanity he can deal with.

(these rules were given to me by my wife.)

Honestly, everyone really is insane in some way or another. Makes life interesting, which is kinda the point.
Title: Re: after getting unfriended on facebook, gal calls FBI- they fail to see the humor
Post by: MrsSmith on January 01, 2012, 11:40:46 AM: And I suspect this is why we all get along so well here.
Title: Re: after getting unfriended on facebook, gal calls FBI- they fail to see the humor
Post by: Scout26 on January 01, 2012, 12:10:42 PM: As my dad says, "Everyone is someone else's whack-job."
Title: Re: after getting unfriended on facebook, gal calls FBI- they fail to see the humor
Post by: Tallpine on January 01, 2012, 01:28:45 PM: I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. :P

I've always been crazy, but it's kept me from going insane. =D
Title: Re: after getting unfriended on facebook, gal calls FBI- they fail to see the humor
Post by: RocketMan on January 01, 2012, 02:09:37 PM: Quote from: Tallpine on January 01, 2012, 01:28:45 PM
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. :P

That's a sig line if there ever was one.
Title: Re: after getting unfriended on facebook, gal calls FBI- they fail to see the humor
Post by: grampster on January 01, 2012, 03:46:46 PM: "Sanity is only for those who can't handle drugs." Zonker Harris or Uncle Duke?
Title: Re: after getting unfriended on facebook, gal calls FBI- they fail to see the humor
Post by: Terpsichore on January 03, 2012, 08:47:00 AM: Quote from: Tallpine on January 01, 2012, 01:28:45 PM
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it. :P

I've always been crazy, but it's kept me from going insane. =D

A little bit of crazy keeps the sanity going. That, and it's just plain fun being a little nuts. =)
Title: Re: after getting unfriended on facebook, gal calls FBI- they fail to see the humor
Post by: wmenorr67 on January 03, 2012, 09:15:54 AM: Quote from: Terpsichore on January 03, 2012, 08:47:00 AM
A little bit of crazy keeps the sanity going. That, and it's just plain fun being a little nuts. =)

Need a like button for that.
Title: Re: after getting unfriended on facebook, gal calls FBI- they fail to see the humor
Post by: Gowen on January 03, 2012, 08:27:13 PM: I think I drifted and y'all drafted right along with me. Which brings us back to the APS motto "Thread drift, one of the many services we provide."
Title: Re: after getting unfriended on facebook, gal calls FBI- they fail to see the humor
Post by: seeker_two on January 03, 2012, 09:53:27 PM: Quote from: MrsSmith on January 01, 2012, 11:40:46 AM
And I suspect this is why we all get along so well here.
Quote from: scout26 on January 01, 2012, 12:10:42 PM
As my dad says, "Everyone is someone else's whack-job."

I guess that makes you our whack-job....... =D
Title: Re: after getting unfriended on facebook, gal calls FBI- they fail to see the humor
Post by: Jamie B on January 04, 2012, 07:50:47 AM: Just like Sheldon calling the local PD when his World of Warcraft account was hacked....