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Title: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: Blakenzy on January 10, 2012, 11:07:42 AM
http://blog.tsa.gov/2012/01/tsa-top-10-good-catches-of-2011.html

Wow, all that crotch groping and microwave nudie-picture taking were worth it. My oh my the metal detector and bag checking mild-mannered airport security prior to 9/11 just would not keep these apocalyptic things off of our airplanes...

Hmm, what is missing from their list??... could it be TERRORISTS?

Yeah.  ;/
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: Harold Tuttle on January 10, 2012, 11:40:33 AM
back in the 90s, i traveled to NYC on the shuttle carrying 2 external HDs, a pile of scsi cables, ethernet hub and cat5s, a tool kit, a laptop and a scanner

i often wonder how they determined my tech was inert.
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: Tallpine on January 10, 2012, 11:56:09 AM
In 2008, I flew with a power supply board for the new 787 in my luggage.

I figured that I would catch hell for it, and told them up front before they ran it through the scanner, but they just shrugged.

How in the world would they know that this odd looking contraption wasn't dangerous  ???
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: MicroBalrog on January 10, 2012, 12:16:51 PM
So how are you going to take over a plane with a live turtle?

Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: AJ Dual on January 10, 2012, 12:28:43 PM
So how are you going to take over a plane with a live turtle?



Salmonella?  :laugh:
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: Gowen on January 10, 2012, 12:34:36 PM
So how are you going to take over a plane with a live turtle?



it was a snapping turtle.
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: TechMan on January 10, 2012, 12:39:42 PM
it was a snapping turtle.

It was probably down in his pants.
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: Physics on January 10, 2012, 01:35:12 PM
OMG!  #9 is my labmate.  BWAHAHAHAHAHA

Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: Jamie B on January 10, 2012, 01:36:19 PM
It was probably down in his pants.
Gee, what could it be holding on to..............
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: AJ Dual on January 10, 2012, 01:42:08 PM
OMG!  #9 is my labmate.  BWAHAHAHAHAHA



Did he tell anyone?  >:D
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: Physics on January 10, 2012, 01:59:55 PM
Yes, he has actually given a talk about his experiences to the local physics club.  The not funny part is that TSA considered putting him on the no-fly list for this.  They still haven't sent him a letter saying that they won't file charges against him. 
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: Tallpine on January 10, 2012, 02:08:50 PM
Quote
Many guns are found loaded with rounds in the chamber.

Well, a gun that ain't loaded ain't good for nuthin'   [/rooster]

 :P
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: Harold Tuttle on January 10, 2012, 02:20:07 PM
(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2F2.bp.blogspot.com%2F-SRNNO1Ca9ok%2FTjss4kSbyNI%2FAAAAAAAAAmI%2F8AGr4wly2kY%2Fs1600%2FSCIENCE%25252520PROJECT.bmp&hash=91b971a700d68189830451b1b12e2b388c4863d9)
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: Nick1911 on January 10, 2012, 02:59:47 PM
OMG!  #9 is my labmate.  BWAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm curious; what was the project he was working on?
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: RevDisk on January 10, 2012, 03:05:19 PM
Yes, he has actually given a talk about his experiences to the local physics club.  The not funny part is that TSA considered putting him on the no-fly list for this.  They still haven't sent him a letter saying that they won't file charges against him. 

What was the kit in question?
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: AJ Dual on January 10, 2012, 03:15:42 PM
What was the kit in question?

Looks more like a College Psychology 101 experiment than a Physics one.

As in: "Are you dumb enough to put your finger in that hole?"
         "Are you dumb enough to put your finger in that hole if 'authority' as referenced by a lab coat and clipboard tells you to?"
         "Are you dumb enough to put your finger in that hole if we offer you $20?"
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: MillCreek on January 10, 2012, 03:54:59 PM
Looks more like a College Psychology 101 experiment than a Physics one.

As in: "Are you dumb enough to put your finger in that hole?"
         "Are you dumb enough to put your finger in that hole if 'authority' as referenced by a lab coat and clipboard tells you to?"
         "Are you dumb enough to put your finger in that hole if we offer you $20?"

Would you stick your penis in the hole if it ended up with a beautiful tattoo?
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: Physics on January 10, 2012, 04:26:22 PM
It's a homebuilt spectrometer of sorts.  And yes Harold, that is the offender.  One of the pen bodies has a light source, the other a sensor.  He knew he was going to have some issues, so he separated everything, making it obvious to someone with any electronics knowledge that there were no closed circuits. 
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: RevDisk on January 10, 2012, 04:46:18 PM
It's a homebuilt spectrometer of sorts.  And yes Harold, that is the offender.  One of the pen bodies has a light source, the other a sensor.  He knew he was going to have some issues, so he separated everything, making it obvious to someone with any electronics knowledge that there were no closed circuits. 

Dude deserves to be put on the no-fly list and possibly sent to Gitmo for that wiring. Unless it was a trophy from the last time he was hospitalized for alcohol poisoning, of course.
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: Hawkmoon on January 10, 2012, 04:59:11 PM
So how are you going to take over a plane with a live turtle?

Ninja mutant snapping turtles ...
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: Hawkmoon on January 10, 2012, 05:02:52 PM
He knew he was going to have some issues, so he separated everything, making it obvious to someone with any electronics knowledge that there were no closed circuits. 

:facepalm:

Of COURSE! Because ALL TSA screeners have advanced degrees in electronics engineering.
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: Physics on January 10, 2012, 05:23:21 PM
Apparently, even the bomb techs don't get electronics training...   ???
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: 41magsnub on January 10, 2012, 06:33:09 PM
:facepalm:

Of COURSE! Because ALL TSA screeners have advanced degrees in electronics engineering.

Heh.  I'd be surprised if more than half the geniuses working the TSA knew how to jump start a car, much less do actual electronics.
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: Parker Dean on January 10, 2012, 09:21:25 PM
back in the 90s, i traveled to NYC on the shuttle carrying 2 external HDs, a pile of scsi cables, ethernet hub and cat5s, a tool kit, a laptop and a scanner

i often wonder how they determined my tech was inert.

Quote from: Tallpine
In 2008, I flew with a power supply board for the new 787 in my luggage.

I figured that I would catch hell for it, and told them up front before they ran it through the scanner, but they just shrugged.

How in the world would they know that this odd looking contraption wasn't dangerous  Huh?

Apparently neither were on the list of Dangerous Things. They were obviously manufactured equipment where that contraption posted above is just as obviously hand built. Hand built electrical items with lots of wires is no doubt on the list of Dangerous Things. Probably described just that way too lol.
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: BridgeRunner on January 10, 2012, 09:25:37 PM
So how are you going to take over a plane with a live turtle?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=piWCBOsJr-w)

Turtles?  Even scarier than raspberries.
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: BridgeRunner on January 10, 2012, 09:33:05 PM
So, which is more horrifying, that a turtle is now considered a terrorist threat, or that it's utterly incomprehensible that someone would forget to disarm himself before traveling?

Or possibly the commentary suggesting the utter lunacy in possessing a flare gun and flares where such items, if one tried really, really, really hard and was quite creating, could cause some serious damage? 

One wonders if the author has ever driven a car, thus presenting a far greater threat to far more people that said lunatic flare-gun fetishist.
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: MicroBalrog on January 10, 2012, 09:38:22 PM
So, which is more horrifying, that a turtle is now considered a terrorist threat, or that it's utterly incomprehensible that someone would forget to disarm himself before traveling?

Or possibly the commentary suggesting the utter lunacy in possessing a flare gun and flares where such items, if one tried really, really, really hard and was quite creating, could cause some serious damage? 

One wonders if the author has ever driven a car, thus presenting a far greater threat to far more people that said lunatic flare-gun fetishist.

He works for the TSA. He's literally paid to make this seem as threatening as possible.
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: BridgeRunner on January 10, 2012, 09:41:48 PM
He works for the TSA. He's literally paid to make this seem as threatening as possible.

Ah.  Read it on my phone at work today, didn't note the source.
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: Jamisjockey on January 11, 2012, 08:08:25 AM
The comments are hilarious. 
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: Tallpine on January 11, 2012, 09:17:28 AM
Apparently neither were on the list of Dangerous Things. They were obviously manufactured equipment where that contraption posted above is just as obviously hand built. Hand built electrical items with lots of wires is no doubt on the list of Dangerous Things. Probably described just that way too lol.

So why are laptops such a big deal  ???    ;/    :mad:
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: Jamisjockey on January 11, 2012, 09:27:56 AM
Cupcakes are very, very dangerous, too.  And Dildos.
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: MechAg94 on January 11, 2012, 10:57:54 AM
I wonder how many of the guns "found" were declared. 
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: cassandra and sara's daddy on January 11, 2012, 06:54:56 PM
that a turtle is now considered a terrorist threat


no
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: freakazoid on January 12, 2012, 09:21:46 PM
What is this cupcake incident many of the commentators commented on?
And thank God they protected us from all those inert things.  [barf]
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: erictank on January 12, 2012, 09:50:43 PM
What is this cupcake incident many of the commentators commented on?
And thank God they protected us from all those inert things.  [barf]

Someone was bringing a fancy cupcake-in-a-jar home from vacation or some such, roundabouts Christmas time. From Wicked Good Cupcakes, IIRC.

Team Sexual Assault decided that the frosting qualified as a gel which was not permitted to pass through security, and confiscated the cupcake.

As an aside, the cupcake in question has been renamed on the company's website.  Was "National Velvet," a red-velvet cupcake with bourbon vanilla frosting.  Now "National (Security) Velvet," same description.  Bet they're thanking TSA for all their free publicity.  I believe they sent the woman a replacement cupcake, as well.
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: Perd Hapley on January 13, 2012, 11:40:38 AM
Did they add a disclaimer, like "Also doubles as a doomsday device"?

I hadn't heard about that, either. Thanks for the tip. I missed that whole arugula thing during the '08 election, too. Why do I miss the food-related news?  ???
Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: Blakenzy on January 14, 2012, 04:52:18 PM
Food-related news?? This should make your day:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/11/16/pizza-vegetable-school-lunches-lobbyists_n_1098029.html

Title: Re: TSA's Top 10 Good Catches of 2011...
Post by: Boomhauer on January 14, 2012, 11:08:23 PM
Apparently, even the bomb techs don't get electronics training...   ???

Let's say you're a bomb tech...

Do you say...

A) "Oh, no problemo, there is no actual circuits here. OK, pack everything up, we are going home"

or

B) "TEAM AMERICA  *expletive deleted*ck YEAH! WE GIT TO BLOW SOMETHIN' UP!"

Don't try to tell me you can resist the chance to blow something up, especially if you don't have to pay for the explosives.