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Title: Zombie outbreak in California!
Post by: Viking on January 14, 2012, 11:32:24 AM
Woman bites two children in bookstore: http://edition.cnn.com/2012/01/13/justice/california-woman-bites-kids/index.html?hpt=hp_t2
Title: Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
Post by: seeker_two on January 14, 2012, 01:54:07 PM
How could they tell that anything was abnormal....being California and all....
Title: Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
Post by: Brad Johnson on January 14, 2012, 02:41:09 PM
Depends on whether they were certified organic or not.

Brad
Title: Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
Post by: French G. on January 14, 2012, 02:49:48 PM
This is why I never say things like "I'd never hit a woman." Try that with my kid and the headline will be crazy lady gets knocked the F out.
Title: Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
Post by: 230RN on January 14, 2012, 04:05:37 PM
Scouting mission?
Title: Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
Post by: lupinus on January 14, 2012, 07:06:33 PM
What do the vegan zombies eat?
Title: Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
Post by: Viking on January 14, 2012, 07:45:31 PM
Quote from: lupinus on January 14, 2012, 07:06:33 PM
What do the vegan zombies eat?
Graaaaaaaaaaainnnnnssssss!
Title: Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
Post by: Regolith on January 14, 2012, 07:52:33 PM
Quote from: Viking on January 14, 2012, 07:45:31 PM
Graaaaaaaaaaainnnnnssssss!

 :facepalm:


 :lol: :lol: :lol:
Title: Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
Post by: coppertales on January 14, 2012, 09:03:22 PM
I thought grass was smoked, not eaten............but wait, I forgot about brownies.........................chris3
Title: Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
Post by: Terpsichore on January 14, 2012, 10:38:05 PM
"Try that with my kid and the headline will be crazy lady gets knocked the F out. "

Totally agree.  Anyone hurts my little girl and they better hope the cops are faster than I am.  What possessed this woman to bite kids, anyways?  Article didn't really say.
Title: Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
Post by: wmenorr67 on January 14, 2012, 10:39:26 PM
Quote from: Terpsichore on January 14, 2012, 10:38:05 PM
"Try that with my kid and the headline will be crazy lady gets knocked the F out. "

Totally agree.  Anyone hurts my little girl and they better hope the cops are faster than I am.  What possessed this woman to bite kids, anyways?  Article didn't really say.

One word answer.
Title: Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
Post by: RoadKingLarry on January 14, 2012, 11:42:58 PM
Quote from: Viking on January 14, 2012, 07:45:31 PM
Graaaaaaaaaaainnnnnssssss!

ORMI certified, of course.
Title: Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
Post by: Nick1911 on January 14, 2012, 11:49:56 PM
Quote from: Viking on January 14, 2012, 07:45:31 PM
Graaaaaaaaaaainnnnnssssss!
 

 :lol:
Title: Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
Post by: RocketMan on January 15, 2012, 03:31:55 AM
Quote from: Viking on January 14, 2012, 07:45:31 PM
Graaaaaaaaaaainnnnnssssss!

That was bad.  Really, really bad.   :laugh:
Title: Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
Post by: Viking on January 15, 2012, 10:27:30 AM
Quote from: RocketMan on January 15, 2012, 03:31:55 AM
That was bad.  Really, really bad.   :laugh:
So bad it's good. =D
Thank you, thank you. Thank you very much.
Title: Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
Post by: Terpsichore on January 15, 2012, 10:48:27 AM
Quote from: RocketMan on January 15, 2012, 03:31:55 AM
That was bad.  Really, really bad.   :laugh:

I'm surprised no one put up this joke after the vegetarian one: 
What do you call a human that can outrun a zombie?
Fast food.
Title: Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
Post by: gunsmith on January 15, 2012, 06:34:41 PM
Quote from: Viking on January 14, 2012, 07:45:31 PM
Graaaaaaaaaaainnnnnssssss!

freaking hilari OH's
Title: Re: Zombie outbreak in California!
Post by: Boomhauer on January 15, 2012, 07:27:23 PM
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What possessed this woman to bite kids, anyways?

Odds are that crazy woman was probably a Twilight fan, too...