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Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: Jamie B on January 17, 2012, 07:33:54 AM
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LA considers requiring porn stars use condoms
http://news.yahoo.com/la-considers-requiring-porn-stars-condoms-084255343.html
You have to wonder how the city council sets their priorities....
And:
Police: woman offered sexual favors in exchange for McNuggets
http://www.burbankleader.com/the818now/tn-818-0116-police-woman-offered-sexual-favors-in-exchange-for-mcnuggets,0,7466911.story
A Los Angeles woman was arrested after she offered sexual favors in exchange for chicken McNuggets, Burbank police said.
Factor in their insane gun laws, their inability to control spending, and rampant crime, and I thank God that the odds of me having to move to LA is slim to none!
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IDK.... Apparently they get better McNuggets over there.
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Instead, the group calls for consistent testing of actors for sexually transmitted diseases. It says there have been no confirmed cases of HIV in the porn industry in five years.
O rly? (http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Wellness/hiv-positive-performer-shuts-la-porn-industry/story?id=14412090#.TxWBwaX4Xwg)
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IDK.... Apparently they get better McNuggets over there.
You can get BJs anywhere, but a good McNugget is hard to find.
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You can get BJs anywhere, but a good McNugget is hard to find.
Where is this magic land of abundant BJs?
(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fbjs-coupons.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2Fbjs-coupons.gif&hash=0a3aa25068fd2ab77e3a77c4acc67a18db165dec)
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Chicken McNuggets!?!
Some people will put anything in their mouth!
DD
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Chicken McNuggets!?!
Some people will put anything in their mouth!
DD
Or, there are many things I'd rather put in my mouth.
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Or, there are many things I'd rather put in my mouth.
Here comes the pitch!
Thrown by a dimwitted pitcher,
Who has really bad eyesight,
With a cotton candy girly-girl's arm,
With very puny, sweaty pincer fingers.
It's a slow ball, perfect for a set-up hit.
Holding back..............
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Or, there are many things I'd rather put in my mouth.
Here comes the pitch!
Thrown by a dimwitted pitcher,
Who has really bad eyesight,
With a cotton candy girly-girl's arm,
With very puny, sweaty pincer fingers.
It's a slow ball, perfect for a set-up hit.
Holding back..............
What is taking you so long? Runners took off with the pitch.
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What is taking you so long? Runners took off with the pitch.
....and Jamis is working the long fly down the middle....
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Or, there are many things I'd rather put in my mouth.
Anything but your foot, eh? =D
(Toned it down)
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....and Jamis is working the long fly down the middle....
Seeker for the win.
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So ... they gonna hire CEO (Condom Enforcement Officers) to stand there and watch while the movies are being filmed ... ???
:police:
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If you want to get something, you need to know who to blow:
(https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.blackmediascoop.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2012%2F01%2FScreen-shot-2012-01-17-at-8.41.29-AM.png&hash=4352ac2937670ae3ed106280f87afac8d622ca5b)
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Most the dirty things you pervies are imagining probably taste better than mcnuggets. [barf]
So ... they gonna hire CEO (Condom Enforcement Officers) to stand there and watch while the movies are being filmed ... ???
:police:
Actually, they will merely drive the multi billion dollar industry out of the state. Vegas could sure use a cash infusion about now....
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Most the dirty things you pervies are imagining probably taste better than mcnuggets. [barf]
Actually, they will merely drive the multi billion dollar industry out of the state. Vegas could sure use a cash infusion about now....
Oh ye of little faith..... =D