Armed Polite Society
Main Forums => The Roundtable => Topic started by: 280plus on February 19, 2012, 10:09:48 AM
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A guy is driving around the back woods of Montana and he sees a sign in
front of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale 'He rings
the bell and the owner appears and tells him the dog is in the backyard.
The guy goes into the backyard and sees a nice looking Labrador retriever
sitting there.
'You talk?' he asks.
'Yep,' the Lab replies.
After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So,
what's your story?'
The Lab looks up and says, 'Well, I discovered that I could talk when I was
pretty young. I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA.
In no time at all they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in
rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be
eavesdropping.'
'I was one of their most valuable spies for eight years running...
But the jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
younger so I decided to settle down. I signed up for a job at the airport to
do some undercover security, wandering near suspicious characters and
listening in. I uncovered some incredible dealings and was awarded a batch
of medals.'
'I got married, had a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired.'
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the
dog.
'Ten dollars,' the guy says.
'Ten dollars? This dog is amazing! Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?'
'Because he's a Bullshitter . He's never been out of the yard'
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:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
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'Because he's a Bull*expletive deleted*ter . He's never been out of the yard'
Someone should take that dog home and name him "Mabs". ;/
DD
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Wait, what?
I don't get it.
I don't even come here for two weeks and some of you are still making poorly thought out jokes about me?
If you're going to make fun of me, do it right. This is just equivalent of taking anything a person says and throwing "your mom" on it.
Example: YOUR MOM should take that dog home and name it Mabs.
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Wouldn't it be more like "Someone should take that dog home and name it your mom"
Just askin'... =)
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Someone should take that dog home and name him "Mabs". ;/
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That is offensive to all Bullshiite talking dogs.
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And here I thought this was just another divorce thread.
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I can summon spirits! >:D
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I can summon spirits! >:D
So can your mom.....
=D
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I believe the correct "sick burn" in this case would be: I can summon your mom. :laugh:
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I heard that joke in the 1970's. I don't think Mabs was around then. ;)
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I have a friend who I do mom jokes any chance I get. Started on deployment and it hasn't stopped since. Sometimes they get pretty complex. :lol:
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Wait, what?
I don't get it.
I don't even come here for two weeks and some of you are still making poorly thought out jokes about me?
If you're going to make fun of me, do it right. This is just equivalent of taking anything a person says and throwing "your mom" on it.
Example: YOUR MOM should take that dog home and name it Mabs.
Why should we listen to you when you are only worth 10 dollars? You just talk BS anyway from what I hear.
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I believe the correct "sick burn" in this case would be: I can summon your mom. :laugh:
Why would I want to do that?......ewwww......
=D
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I have a friend who I do mom jokes any chance I get. Started on deployment and it hasn't stopped since. Sometimes they get pretty complex. :lol:
Well, my Mom can beat your Mom's *expletive deleted*ss! =D
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Well, my Mom can beat your Mom's *expletive deleted*ss! =D
Kinky..... ;)
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So can your mom.....
=D
I wouldn't call opening a liquor cabinet "summoning spirits" though.
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I wouldn't call opening a liquor cabinet "summoning spirits" though.
Hey that actually is a pretty good one Mabs.
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I wouldn't call opening a liquor cabinet "summoning spirits" though.
I agree....summoning would require at least a "Hey, bartender...."