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Title: Pirates!
Post by: Jamisjockey on April 06, 2012, 01:08:31 PM
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=5e2_1333668975

Not any more!!!
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: RocketMan on April 06, 2012, 01:26:05 PM
I love it.  "Warning shots!", the man says.  Those were COM warning shots.   [ar15]
That looks like an interesting way to spend an afternoon.
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: Viking on April 06, 2012, 01:42:18 PM
I wonder which outfit it is guarding those ships?
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: Fly320s on April 06, 2012, 04:44:50 PM
Sharks gotta eat, too.
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: 280plus on April 06, 2012, 05:10:28 PM
Seems to work a bit better than fire hoses  ;)eh?
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: Jamisjockey on April 06, 2012, 05:12:49 PM
Seems to work a bit better than fire hoses  ;)eh?

Tried and true method dating back before fire hoses.

Unless this ole girl was sliding up along side.  Then, you probably oughta just hoist the white flag.

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Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: vaskidmark on April 06, 2012, 05:51:53 PM
Q - What happens when a Somali pirate skiff rams a tanker?
A - Nothing.

Q - What happens when Somali pirates a set afoat without a skiff after tying to ram a tanker?
A - Large sushi. =D

And Rocketman - There was no way the folks who hired those shooters could know they were such lousy shots that they could not miss the skiff.

stay safe.
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: RocketMan on April 06, 2012, 05:57:10 PM
And Rocketman - There was no way the folks who hired those shooters could know they were such lousy shots that they could not miss the skiff.

I think the folks that hired them got their money's worth.   ;)
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: geronimotwo on April 06, 2012, 06:40:10 PM
those were warning shots, for the second skiff.


do you think they are using .223 ?
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: Jamisjockey on April 06, 2012, 09:06:11 PM
those were warning shots, for the second skiff.


do you think they are using .223 ?

Likely.  Somali skiffs are wood and fiberglass, and I don't bet the skinnys wear body armor.
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: Jamie B on April 07, 2012, 12:58:30 AM
Dam, and these guys are also getting paid for this?

We could probably find 4 or 500 folks who would do this for free!
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: Perd Hapley on April 07, 2012, 01:50:42 AM
Dam, and these guys are also getting paid for this?

We could probably find 4 or 500 folks who would do this for free!

What's that old quip? Something about hours of mind-numbing boredom punctuated by moments of sheer terror? Or in this case, high octane target practice.
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: vaskidmark on April 07, 2012, 06:18:22 AM
Dam, and these guys are also getting paid for this?

We could probably find 4 or 500 folks who would do this for free!

And how often have we kicked around the idea of actually paying someone to let us do exactly that?

The world is not only cruel, it has a sardonic sense of humor.

stay safe.
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: roo_ster on April 07, 2012, 08:37:46 AM
For the Scripture says, "YOU SHALL NOT MUZZLE THE OX WHILE HE IS THRESHING," and "The laborer is worthy of his wages."
1Timothy5:18

I thought 1Tim5:18 was apropos for that video, in more ways than one.
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: freakazoid on April 07, 2012, 02:10:49 PM
One of the commentors posted a good question, what do they do about entering a port while armed?
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: 230RN on April 07, 2012, 02:33:36 PM
"Warning shots," heh.

"Well, I was just firing a warning shot.  Too bad I accidentally hit him in the head.  I'm such a lousy shot.  I guess I have to practice more."

In the spirit of not screwing around with these guys:

http://www.blinkx.com/watch-video/the-shooting-of-somali-pirates/wjKWBZ2WU2bG6yYeNo2mWQ
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: never_retreat on April 07, 2012, 06:53:26 PM
I like the sand bag emplacement they have.
You would think after they started shooting the second boat would have fallen back.
IMO if they only have .223 I would have waited till they were closer to be sure the job was done right.
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: Perd Hapley on April 07, 2012, 07:39:42 PM
I like the sand bag emplacement they have.
You would think after they started shooting the second boat would have fallen back.
IMO if they only have .223 I would have waited till they were closer to be sure the job was done right.


I have precious little experience on boats, so just guessing out of sheer ignorance, but maybe their engines were too loud to hear the shots, and they couldn't see the guns, or see what was happening to the other boat?
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: never_retreat on April 07, 2012, 08:53:45 PM

I have precious little experience on boats, so just guessing out of sheer ignorance, but maybe their engines were too loud to hear the shots, and they couldn't see the guns, or see what was happening to the other boat?
Outboards tend to be loud but I think you would still be able the here a .223 being fired.
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: drewtam on April 07, 2012, 09:28:34 PM
The second was also coming up from stern, so there is also the roar of the commercial ship engines and screws.
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: MechAg94 on April 08, 2012, 12:00:46 AM
It was real neighborly of those guys to keep firing those warning shots after they can already rammed the ship.  After all, they may not have heard the first few magazines.   :lol:
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: Scout26 on April 08, 2012, 12:08:59 AM
One of the commentors posted a good question, what do they do about entering a port while armed?

Either the guards get off the boat with their toys before entering port or the toys get hidden (lots and lots of places to hide a couple of rifles and ammo on any decent sized ocean going ship) and the guards put on crew uniforms.
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: just Warren on April 08, 2012, 12:24:53 AM
Can't find the article now but the security companies have their own heavily armed mother-ships in Int'l waters where the weapons are stored when the ship heads into port.
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: Perd Hapley on April 08, 2012, 12:47:52 AM
Can't find the article now but the security companies have their own heavily armed mother-ships in Int'l waters where the weapons are stored when the ship heads into port.

WANT!


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Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: Jamisjockey on April 08, 2012, 08:27:51 AM
The second was also coming up from stern, so there is also the roar of the commercial ship engines and screws.

Getting that close to a freighter underway from an outboard powered boat....i'd be surprised if they heard the shots at all.
IMHO they should be using Incindeary and maybe tracers....I'd imagine they could get one of those skiffs to go up nicely....
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: 280plus on April 08, 2012, 10:16:19 AM
Pirate skiff to Russian ship, "Pardon me while I smoke."  :lol:
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: HankB on April 08, 2012, 12:00:20 PM
One of the commentors posted a good question, what do they do about entering a port while armed?
Can't find the article now but the security companies have their own heavily armed mother-ships in Int'l waters where the weapons are stored when the ship heads into port.
I recently saw an article where some left-leaning mouth breathers were asserting that there needed to be "strict international regulation" of the security firms' "arsenal ships" (that's what they called them) that provide small arms storage in international waters for the security teams on commercial vessels . . .

Made me wonder if they were getting a "cut" of the pirates' booty . . .
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: just Warren on April 08, 2012, 03:45:32 PM
They cannot abide anyone doing anything without getting their permission.

Their whole psychotic philosophy is about subverting the individual into the collective and to get people into the collective means making them subject to all manner of rules.

The more folks operating outside the collective both succeeding and doing better than the collective cannot be tolerated for it undermines support for the ideal. People will start thinking about how valuable to their lives the collective is and maybe, just maybe start opting out. And if that happens what becomes of the putative masters?

They would have to content themselves with being assistant shift managers at Target or the like. And for folks that just know that they are the chosen ones due all manner of subservience and rewards commensurate with their brilliance that is a world cannot be allowed.
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: 230RN on April 14, 2012, 09:05:19 PM
^ Socialism in a nutshell.
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: zxcvbob on April 14, 2012, 09:17:09 PM
They cannot abide anyone doing anything without getting their permission.

Their whole psychotic philosophy is about subverting the individual into the collective and to get people into the collective means making them subject to all manner of rules.

The more folks operating outside the collective both succeeding and doing better than the collective cannot be tolerated for it undermines support for the ideal. People will start thinking about how valuable to their lives the collective is and maybe, just maybe start opting out. And if that happens what becomes of the putative masters?

They would have to content themselves with being assistant shift managers at Target or the like. And for folks that just know that they are the chosen ones due all manner of subservience and rewards commensurate with their brilliance that is a world cannot be allowed.


When did we start talking about Home Owner Associations? ???
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: MrsSmith on April 15, 2012, 02:23:28 AM
Oh.

I thought he was talking about California.
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: 230RN on April 15, 2012, 12:39:26 PM
If the nutshell fits....

Nah, I can't make that one work, forget it.

Where's Tallpine when you need him?
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: MrsSmith on April 15, 2012, 12:44:41 PM
No! Don't get him started again! He's mostly settled down!

But the nutshell thing - that did work. Perfectly as a matter of fact.
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: 230RN on April 15, 2012, 01:56:14 PM
The above remarks about California and Homeonwer's Associations points up that there seem to be enough "groupings" of people with the same affliction that I wonder when the American Psychiatric Association will include socialism in their Diagnostic Manual as a genuine mental disorder.

They could even use Warren's post above verbatim.

Terry, 230RN

REF:

http://www.psychiatry.org/practice/dsm
Title: Re: Pirates!
Post by: Tallpine on April 15, 2012, 05:59:46 PM
I'm trying not to think about Califreakia any more  =(