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Title: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: Ben on May 16, 2012, 03:42:42 PM
Skilled with his skillet:

http://www.prescottaz.com/main.asp?SectionID=1&SubSectionID=1&ArticleID=106422
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: SADShooter on May 16, 2012, 03:57:35 PM
 :O Bravo!

Iron will + iron. Tough combo.
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: Nick1911 on May 16, 2012, 04:04:51 PM
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He hit it several more times, then another friend shot it a couple of times just to make sure it was dead.

This!

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Apollo already had his rabies shots.

And this!  Win!!1  =D
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: Tallpine on May 16, 2012, 05:14:17 PM
It's a good thing he had a 14-inch cast-iron skillet instead of one of them puny 9-inch skillets  ;)
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: charby on May 16, 2012, 05:25:00 PM
Heavy and slow always wins!
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: Viking on May 16, 2012, 06:05:17 PM
Earlier this year, a man stabbed a mountain lion to death...using a Spyderco folder :O.
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: Tallpine on May 16, 2012, 06:06:57 PM
I wonder if Simply Rugged makes a holster for a 14" iron skillet  ???

 =D
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: TommyGunn on May 16, 2012, 07:20:53 PM
WE NEED TO BAN ASSAULT SKILLET PANS!!!!! [tinfoil]
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: Hawkmoon on May 16, 2012, 07:28:08 PM
And my wife keeps after me to sell my cast iron frying pans and just use teflon-coated aluminium. PFFT!
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: Hawkmoon on May 16, 2012, 07:28:33 PM
Heavy and slow always wins!

We have a winnah!
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: RoadKingLarry on May 16, 2012, 09:11:05 PM
Who knew!
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: gunsmith on May 16, 2012, 10:15:15 PM
this is why it is imperative to carry cast iron fry pans with you while hiking the back country.
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: charby on May 16, 2012, 11:29:03 PM
this is why it is imperative to carry cast iron fry pans with you while hiking the back country.

Don't tell gunkid, he will wear them as trama plates.
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: 230RN on May 17, 2012, 05:55:38 AM
But, but, what happened to the bacon they were going to cook?
 
The bacon, the bacon!  What happened to the bacon?
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: vaskidmark on May 17, 2012, 07:27:09 AM
But, but, what happened to the bacon they were going to cook?
 
The bacon, the bacon!  What happened to the bacon?

Now there's a man with his priorities straight!

stay safe.
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: gunsmith on May 17, 2012, 02:03:27 PM
But, but, what happened to the bacon they were going to cook?
 
The bacon, the bacon!  What happened to the bacon?

Well, at least the cat had a good last meal. mmmm bacon
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: RevDisk on May 17, 2012, 03:26:10 PM
Well, at least the cat had a good last meal. mmmm bacon

Hell, I'd kill the mountain lion as well.  Work quick enough, you can get it back!
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: Perd Hapley on May 17, 2012, 10:15:29 PM
The frying pan. So ubiquitous and deadly. I wonder if we could find other stories of people triumphing through skillet arms.
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: RoadKingLarry on May 17, 2012, 10:47:50 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNyyHzulLA0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNyyHzulLA0)
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: Perd Hapley on May 17, 2012, 10:57:49 PM
So does this guy automatically get his Combat Kitchen Badge?
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: Doggy Daddy on May 17, 2012, 10:59:05 PM
So does this guy automatically get his Combat Kitchen Badge?

NICE!
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: Zardozimo Oprah Bannedalas on May 17, 2012, 11:25:23 PM
Blunt force trauma FTW.
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: Hawkmoon on May 18, 2012, 02:01:03 AM
The frying pan. So ubiquitous and deadly. I wonder if we could find other stories of people triumphing through skillet arms.

I see what you did there ...
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: 230RN on May 18, 2012, 03:10:22 PM
"skillet arms"

Oh!  Now I get it!

Duh me.  :facepalm: I was still hung up mentally on the potential bacon waste.
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: SADShooter on May 18, 2012, 03:18:15 PM
"skillet arms"

Oh!  Now I get it!

Duh me.  :facepalm: I was still hung up mentally on the potential bacon waste.
Don't egg him on.
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: Jamie B on May 18, 2012, 09:37:49 PM
Don't egg him on.
You are such a ham......
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: seeker_two on May 19, 2012, 11:45:45 AM
I've never sausage bad puns...
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: SADShooter on May 19, 2012, 04:09:46 PM
I guess we've made a complete hash of this thread...
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: Tallpine on May 19, 2012, 04:22:20 PM
I guess we've made a complete hash of this thread...

It's toast, now  =(
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: SADShooter on May 19, 2012, 04:25:16 PM
 =D
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: 230RN on May 19, 2012, 04:48:28 PM
These are the yolks, people!  Is this thing on? <taps mike three times>  TAP TAP TAP SKWEEEL! 
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: seeker_two on May 19, 2012, 07:58:32 PM
Have we juiced this one enough?.....
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: SADShooter on May 19, 2012, 10:18:40 PM
Have we juiced this one enough?.....
Humor, like coffee, should be good to the last drop.
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: Tallpine on May 20, 2012, 09:21:37 PM
The blows probably scrambled the kitty's brains  ;)
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: seeker_two on May 20, 2012, 10:22:39 PM
Better that than to be caught poaching....
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: stevelyn on May 21, 2012, 04:22:06 AM
It's a good thing he had a 14-inch cast-iron skillet instead of one of them puny 9-inch skillets  ;)

A 10-inch would give him the best of both worlds.
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: Tallpine on May 21, 2012, 08:56:25 AM
A 10-inch would give him the best of both worlds.

I prefer to stick with the more common caliber skillets.
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: SADShooter on May 21, 2012, 11:44:41 AM
It appears we've stumbled on the new light & fast vs. slow & heavy debate.
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: Harold Tuttle on May 21, 2012, 12:28:38 PM
i use frying pans as threat plates in my trauma vest
They can soak up both .308 and bacon grease
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: Ben on May 21, 2012, 01:00:57 PM
It appears we've stumbled on the new light & fast vs. slow & heavy debate.

As long as we don't get into non-stick Teflon vs cast iron and "cop killer skillet" debates.
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: Nick1911 on May 21, 2012, 01:12:59 PM
As long as we don't get into non-stick Teflon vs cast iron and "cop killer skillet" debates.

I don't know why anyone needs any of this chef grade PTFE cookware.  The constution was written when only cast iron was around, it's the only cookware that's protected by it!
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: SADShooter on May 21, 2012, 01:40:31 PM
I don't know why anyone needs any of this chef grade PTFE cookware.  The constution was written when only cast iron was around, it's the only cookware that's protected by it!
Hey, buddy. Just like machineguns, if the Framers had access to stainless, non-stick, aluminum-core saute pans, they woulda used 'em.
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: Perd Hapley on May 21, 2012, 02:28:26 PM
We need Teflon pans to penetrate the body armor worn by today's mountain lions.

Or should I say cougar? Who else thinks that stories about mountain lions would be more fun if they were called cougars?
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: seeker_two on May 21, 2012, 09:18:21 PM
A 10-inch would give him the best of both worlds.

Just nothing under 5", plz.....Rob Pincus says the sub-compact skillets are unreliable....
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: Perd Hapley on May 22, 2012, 01:30:12 AM
Just nothing under 5", plz...


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Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: tokugawa on May 23, 2012, 04:44:13 PM
Lorena Bobbitt.  Anthony Wiener.  Seriously, folks- what are the odds this frying pan attack  would happen on "Bloody Basin Rd?  God has a sense of humor.
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: Tallpine on May 23, 2012, 05:38:25 PM
Lorena Bobbitt.  Anthony Wiener.  Seriously, folks- what are the odds this frying pan attack  would happen on "Bloody Basin Rd?  God has a sense of humor.

I used to camp at a place called Bear Park.

I saw bear sign every time that I went there.





There was a sign that said "Bear Park"  =D
Title: Re: Man Kills Mountain Lion With a Frying Pan
Post by: CNYCacher on May 24, 2012, 06:17:29 PM
Who knew!

:)