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Title: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: Ben on August 04, 2012, 06:50:21 PM
I thought this was hilarious. I don't know exactly where it originated, but somebody started some website or blog or something stating that "several reliable sources that I can't name" have told him that Harry Reid is a pedophile. Googling the term now shows over 2 million hits. I'm thinking old Harry might now be regretting the little rumor that he started.

http://americanpoliticalblogs.com/2012/08/harry-reid-is-a-pedophile/
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: RoadKingLarry on August 04, 2012, 07:06:35 PM
I was thinking I'd heard he used to spend a lot of time with Sandusky....
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: Perd Hapley on August 04, 2012, 07:16:20 PM
Somebody* called a popular radio show yesterday, and said he had heard that Harry Reid was a pedophile rapist - he rapes pedophiles. I thought that was even funnier.


*Or it may have been someone in the studio pretending to be a caller. Funny, either way.
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: Chuck Dye on August 04, 2012, 07:21:16 PM
Well, sure!  And James Earl Ray was hired by MLKJr. so he might die a martyr rather than in ignominy from an STD acquired from a partner not his wife ( ?,  ?.)  The real conspiracy in the assassination concealed the autopsy results.

If you haven't heard a good rumor by lunchtime, start your own!
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: zxcvbob on August 05, 2012, 12:13:59 AM
Somebody* called a popular radio show yesterday, and said he had heard that Harry Reid was a pedophile rapist - he rapes pedophiles. I thought that was even funnier.


*Or it may have been someone in the studio pretending to be a caller. Funny, either way.

Are you sure the "rapist" part wasn't just a clarification of pedophile -- he rapes little boys instead of just leering at them or collecting kiddie porno like a lesser pedophile.
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: zxcvbob on August 05, 2012, 12:21:22 AM
Well, sure!  And James Earl Ray was hired by MLKJr. so he might die a martyr rather than in ignominy from an STD acquired from a partner not his wife ( ?,  ?.)  The real conspiracy in the assassination concealed the autopsy results.

If you haven't heard a good rumor by lunchtime, start your own!

Ladybird Johnson shot JFK.  Well, she hired someone to do it (George Bush.  Lee Harvey Oswald was just a patsy)  You might expect that of Lyndon B, but she was the Strippenzieher.
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: RoadKingLarry on August 05, 2012, 12:44:29 AM
I've also heard rumors about Nancy Pelosi and underage female congressional pages... I'm just sayin'...
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: Perd Hapley on August 05, 2012, 01:07:30 AM
Are you sure the "rapist" part wasn't just a clarification of pedophile -- he rapes little boys instead of just leering at them or collecting kiddie porno like a lesser pedophile.


No, it was specifically explained the way I put it. The pedophilia rumors about Reid are being spread to make a point about Reid's own rumor-mongering.
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: zxcvbob on August 05, 2012, 01:27:50 AM
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The pedophilia rumors about Reid are being spread to make a point about Reid's own rumor-mongering.

I understand that.  I didn't hear the show, and without the additional information my theory is more plausible.  But if there was an explanation, then I'm probably mistaken.  (or I'm right, and the caller was just spreading misinformation) ;)  Carry on.
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: AJ Dual on August 05, 2012, 01:36:14 AM
Yeah, presumably Reid has a penis, which means he does have all the "necessary equipment" to rape children, or pedophiles... or both.

 =|
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: Tallpine on August 05, 2012, 11:02:07 AM
From an email that I received:  =D

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It just all depends on how you look at some things..
 
 
Judy Wallman, a professional genealogy researcher in southern California, was doing some personal work on her own family tree.. She discovered that Senator Harry Reid's great-great uncle, Remus Reid, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889. Both Judy and Harry Reid share this common ancestor.


 
 
The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows in Montana territory: 
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On the back of the picture Judy obtained during her research is this inscription: 'Remus Reid, horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in 1889.' 
 
 
 
So Judy recently e-mailed Senator Harry Reid for information about their great-great uncle. 
 
 
 
Harry Reid: 
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Believe it or not, Harry Reid's staff sent back the following biographical sketch for her genealogy research: 
 
 
 
"Remus Reid was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory. His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed." 
 
 
 
 
 
NOW THAT's how it's done, Folks! 
 
 
 
 
 
That's real POLITICAL SPIN 

Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: Jamie B on August 05, 2012, 11:57:53 AM
No kidding, Tallpine!  =D
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: Perd Hapley on August 05, 2012, 02:03:34 PM
From an email that I received:  =D



Awesome.
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: zxcvbob on August 05, 2012, 03:06:41 PM
"Uncle Remus"??  You gotta be kidding.  (https://armedpolitesociety.com/proxy.php?request=http%3A%2F%2Fthefiringline.com%2Fforums%2Fimages%2Fsmilies%2Frolleyes.gif&hash=03edc14f5369d80654659ad485df0f36ae723734)
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: Jamie B on August 05, 2012, 06:07:53 PM
A more appropriate word for Reid rhymes with 'lackluster', and involves a chrome trailer hitch.
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: MechAg94 on August 05, 2012, 09:58:30 PM
All he has to do is provide evidence over the last 10 years that he is NOT a Pedophile.  It should be easy for him to prove he is not.  He just needs to release the evidence.   =D
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: HankB on August 06, 2012, 06:15:11 AM
In regard to Harry Reid's alleged wrongdoing, remember, it's not the quality of the evidence that's important, it's the seriousness of the charges. (Haven't we heard something along those lines from the Dems before?)

Speaking of which, I heard from one of the talking heads on TV that unnamed sources were saying that Harry Reid became a millionaire while in Congress thanks to gambling and prostitution . . . someone should look into that and Harry needs to prove it's not true.
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: Jamie B on August 06, 2012, 08:43:10 AM
In regard to Harry Reid's alleged wrongdoing, remember, it's not the quality of the evidence that's important, it's the seriousness of the charges. (Haven't we heard something along those lines from the Dems before?)

Speaking of which, I heard from one of the talking heads on TV that unnamed sources were saying that Harry Reid became a millionaire while in Congress thanks to gambling and prostitution . . . someone should look into that and Harry needs to prove it's not true.
Damn straight he does!
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: seeker_two on August 06, 2012, 08:48:32 AM
So, based on what I'm reading here, Harry Reid is a pedophile who raped James  Earl Ray, who got an STD from Lady Bird Johnson while she was a stripper, and plotted with Uncle Remus to kill MLK because he discovered that Reid made millions as a prostitute......

.....am I getting this right so far?
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: kgbsquirrel on August 06, 2012, 09:12:21 AM
So, based on what I'm reading here, Harry Reid is a pedophile who raped James  Earl Ray, who got an STD from Lady Bird Johnson while she was a stripper, and plotted with Uncle Remus to kill MLK because he discovered that Reid made millions as a prostitute......

.....am I getting this right so far?


Close enough for government work.  [popcorn]
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: Hutch on August 06, 2012, 10:24:57 AM
/\ or the MSM
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: Tallpine on August 06, 2012, 10:31:23 AM
It's a shock to learn that prostitutes and gamblers are associating with low life scum like congressmen  :P
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: zxcvbob on August 06, 2012, 11:08:41 AM
So, based on what I'm reading here, Harry Reid is a pedophile who raped James  Earl Ray, who got an STD from Lady Bird Johnson while she was a stripper, and plotted with Uncle Remus to kill MLK because he discovered that Reid made millions as a prostitute......

.....am I getting this right so far?


Let's see you disprove any of it. ;)
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: slingshot on August 06, 2012, 12:02:38 PM
I suspect Hairy Reid had some help in accumulating his million(s).  I think he needs to explain how that was accomplished.  Now we know what model Obama used to make his statements that nobody can be successful without help.

Hairy is doing this when he is not up for re-election.  If only the people could remember the stunts their Senator has been involved in?   I suspect Reid will be retiring after this current term is served since he had a serious challenge to his re-election the last time.

Reid has a little voice telling him these things about Romney but he can't own up to the source because it came from within.
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: makattak on August 06, 2012, 12:09:34 PM
Reid has a little voice telling him these things about Romney but he can't own up to the source because it came from within.

I'm quite certain there is something in Romney's tax returns that is embarassing, at least to the mind of the Democrats. I'm betting it's that he didn't have any income for some years and only paid the capital gains tax.

I'm also quite certain that many Democrats have already seen Romney's tax returns, gained illegally from the IRS. They are screaming about Romney releasing them because they don't want to admit they already have them illegally. This is EXACTLY Obama's (more specifically, his campaigns') method of operation. Get your hands on legally sealed and private information and "leak" it to the press.

Whether Romeny releases his taxes or not, the Democrats will release them. They just want to do it without being so blatantly criminal.

Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: Balog on August 06, 2012, 12:15:19 PM
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=harry+reid
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: HankB on August 06, 2012, 12:54:55 PM
. . . Whether Romeny releases his taxes or not, the Democrats will release them. They just want to do it without being so blatantly criminal . . .
Yeah, I'm sure they're quaking in their boots at the prospect of prosecution by that great juggernaut of justice, Eric Holder.  ;/
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: makattak on August 06, 2012, 01:18:06 PM
Yeah, I'm sure they're quaking in their boots at the prospect of prosecution by that great juggernaut of justice, Eric Holder.  ;/

No, but the American people may not reward a political party who does something so blatantly criminal. They are afraid because they aren't sure they can control the response of the American people, not the Justice Department.

If they get desperate enough, they will roll the dice, though.
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: Lee on August 09, 2012, 09:01:19 PM
It would probably be easier for Romney to release his tax returns and prove Reid a liar, than prove him a pedophile...but who knows...I tend to think that the obvious answer is the right answer.
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: longeyes on August 09, 2012, 09:21:29 PM
Reid is symptomatic.  That he can retain his position as head of the Senate after such unsubstantiated charges tells us just how sick that body is and how great is the task that lies ahead of us.  America doesn't need an Election, it needs an exorcism.
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: Perd Hapley on August 09, 2012, 09:42:12 PM
America doesn't need an Election, it needs an exorcism.

There is a prophet among us.


It would probably be easier for Romney to release his tax returns and prove Reid a liar, than prove him a pedophile...but who knows...I tend to think that the obvious answer is the right answer.


No. Not without some tit for tat. Romney should have long ago announced that he would release his tax info only after Obama shows us his university records.
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: zxcvbob on August 09, 2012, 10:05:56 PM
Uh, huh, huh, huh.  Fistful said "tit".
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: longeyes on August 09, 2012, 11:49:37 PM
Prophets tend to emerge after sunstroke.  And the weather here is definitely obliging.
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: Chester32141 on August 10, 2012, 09:29:13 AM
There is a prophet among us.



No. Not without some tit for tat. Romney should have long ago announced that he would release his tax info only after Obama shows us his university records.


I'll bet the sound of crickets after that statement would have been deafening ... :cool:
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: longeyes on August 10, 2012, 11:23:36 AM
The crickets took over a long time ago, especially on this forum.

You don't have to be a prophet, one hopes, to see that there is a lot more to what's going on in America than a varicose central government.
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: Perd Hapley on August 10, 2012, 07:11:32 PM
The crickets took over a long time ago, especially on this forum.


Who are the crickets, now?
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: Azrael256 on August 18, 2012, 01:10:54 AM
I got two words for dirty harry: Diana Tejada.

I sat next to her in Psych while she was marrying a terrorist to keep him in the country, and I'm ready to tell all.
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: Fly320s on August 18, 2012, 01:29:40 AM
I got two words for dirty harry: Diana Tejada.

I sat next to her in Psych while she was marrying a terrorist to keep him in the country, and I'm ready to tell all.

Start now.
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: RoadKingLarry on August 23, 2012, 06:10:21 PM
It is common knowledge that Harry Reid is known to masticate several times a day often in public places and in front of other people.
Title: Re: A Little Internet Rumor About Harry Reid
Post by: seeker_two on August 23, 2012, 06:42:06 PM
It is common knowledge that Harry Reid is known to masticate several times a day often in public places and in front of other people.

That bastard!.....I hope he chokes on his chicken....