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Title: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: roo_ster on August 17, 2012, 11:16:57 AM
Hey Viking, here's a heads-up!

http://news.discovery.com/history/the-1000-year-old--massacre-uncovered-in-england.html?utm_medium=referral&utm_source=pulsenews

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A macabre and forgotten episode from the Dark Ages has been uncovered by British researchers after they examined dozens of beheaded skeletons.

Mystery surrounded the identity of the victims since they were discovered by accident last June near Weymouth, Dorset, England, when workers at a 2012 building site, stumbled across a burial pit.

The grave contained a mass of bones and 51 skulls neatly stacked in a pile.

Scientific tests have now revealed that the individuals, all males mostly in their late teens or early 20s, were likely Viking raiders who were brutally executed 1,000 years ago.


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"It was not a straight one slice and head off. They were all hacked at around the head and jaw. It doesn't look like they were very willing or the executioners very skilled," Ceri Boston, an expert in ancient bones who examined the remains, told the "London Times."

Zeppelin didn't sing about this possibility...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GnpaPGHFsL4
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: SADShooter on August 17, 2012, 11:32:37 AM
So, the article suggests the cuts weren't made at or by the right Angles.
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: TommyGunn on August 17, 2012, 11:48:52 AM
So, the article suggests the cuts weren't made at or by the right Angles.
:facepalm:

We need a higher class of comedians at APS.   We really do.   :police: :angel: :angel:
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: Fitz on August 17, 2012, 11:50:35 AM
:facepalm:

We need a higher class of comedians at APS.   We really do.   :police: :angel: :angel:

He's the comedian we need, not the one we deserve!
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: Fly320s on August 17, 2012, 12:25:24 PM
:facepalm:

We need a higher class of comedians at APS.   We really do.   :police: :angel: :angel:

Yes, but it is nothing to lose your head about.
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: roo_ster on August 17, 2012, 12:27:37 PM
Yeah, why worry about ineffectual hacks?
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: TommyGunn on August 17, 2012, 12:36:56 PM
Yes, but it is nothing to lose your head about.
:facepalm:  ANOTHER wiseacre!!!!!!! [tinfoil] :lol:

Yeah, why worry about ineffectual hacks?
  AND ANOTHER!!!! >:D
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: SADShooter on August 17, 2012, 12:39:01 PM
TG, you may be right, but your cutting commentary won't bury my wrong-headed humor. :P
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: TommyGunn on August 17, 2012, 12:40:16 PM
You're killing me! :rofl: :rofl: :angel: ;/
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: AJ Dual on August 17, 2012, 12:46:44 PM
A Viking just won't quit until he's ahead.

Of course, the history of the region is also full of Saxon violence.
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: SADShooter on August 17, 2012, 12:49:06 PM
A Viking just won't quit until he's ahead.

Of course, the history of the region is also full of Saxon violence.

That's the pun I was struggling to find for the Saxon connection. Well done.
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: seeker_two on August 17, 2012, 01:59:30 PM
Violence seems to be problem among the Jutes of England
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: Scout26 on August 17, 2012, 02:17:02 PM
Viking, maybe you can sue Britain on behalf of your ancestors.... ;) :P
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: J.J. on August 17, 2012, 02:33:31 PM
Its too soon to be making these type of comments... Have some respect guys.

Those poor respectable Vikings couldn't have done anything to deserve that kind of Barbery.



(best I could do.  Everyone else was ahead of me with the good jokes)
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: AJ Dual on August 17, 2012, 02:42:29 PM
Its too soon to be making these type of comments... Have some respect guys.

Those poor respectable Vikings couldn't have done anything to deserve that kind of Barbery.



(best I could do.  Everyone else was ahead of me with the good jokes)


DUDE! We missed you!
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: roo_ster on August 17, 2012, 02:43:29 PM
DUDE! We missed you!


He was busy eating kittens.
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: J.J. on August 17, 2012, 03:02:47 PM
Not trying to hijack, or thread drift.

I have been lurking and deleting the occasional spambot and reading up on everyone else.  Just in the backseat for a long time.  My life got real hectic for a while.  Had some rough patches. It was just easier to fade to the background...I have been here a minimum of once a week reading though.  


I just couldn't resist this thread.

Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: Tallpine on August 17, 2012, 03:38:24 PM
Kipling wrote all about this ...

If you can keep your head while all those about you are losing theirs ...
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: Viking on August 17, 2012, 05:51:00 PM
I'm reminded of a scene from the comic book version of Röde Orm (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Long_Ships) (don't remember if this was in the book as well) when a group of Viking raiders had been caught by the raidees, and had been lined up to be executed by having their heads chopped off. One of the vikings asked the executioner to avoid cutting his nice braided hair when he swung the sword, so the executioner had one of his friends holding the guy's braided hair out of the way while he swung...only that the guy with the braids yanked his head backwards, causing the hair-holder to get his arms under the blade. Ooops :laugh:.
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: Phyphor on August 17, 2012, 06:51:43 PM
I'm getting really hacked off at all the crappy jokes around here.  Really not Viking it.
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: seeker_two on August 17, 2012, 09:56:38 PM
I'm getting really hacked off at all the crappy jokes around here.  Really not Viking it.


Offended by this....I didn't think you had the gaul....
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: LadySmith on August 17, 2012, 10:28:08 PM
This thread... :rofl:

And it is nice "seeing" you again, J.J.  =)
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: 280plus on August 18, 2012, 05:57:14 AM
This thread... :rofl:
Yea, I'm laughing my head off too.
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: grampster on August 18, 2012, 08:50:47 AM
This thread will be heading down the drain soon.
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: K Frame on August 18, 2012, 09:01:49 AM
You can Pict your nose, you can Pict your friends, but you can't Pict the people who post in your threads.
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: seeker_two on August 18, 2012, 09:05:14 AM
Funny, Mike.....you really celt 'em with that one....
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: SADShooter on August 18, 2012, 10:06:06 AM
Oh, woad is me, but that was very well executed, slashing wit.
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: Strings on August 18, 2012, 09:59:39 PM
I was just Roman around tonight, and came across this list of bad puns
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: seeker_two on August 18, 2012, 10:56:46 PM
When will things ever return to norman around here?....
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: roo_ster on August 18, 2012, 11:27:22 PM
When will things ever return to norman around here?....


Don;t believe any who promise to leave the tomfoolery behind.  They are likely to welsh on their obligation.
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: Phyphor on August 18, 2012, 11:40:16 PM
Don't lose your head, this place always has been a cut above the usual zany internet places.  You just gotta keep on hacking away, and don't get sword at all the bad humor.
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: Tallpine on August 18, 2012, 11:45:17 PM
England used to be better about dealing with immigration  ;)
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: seeker_two on August 18, 2012, 11:53:37 PM
Don't lose your head, this place always has been a cut above the usual zany internet places.  You just gotta keep on hacking away, and don't get sword at all the bad humor.


That's heavy, man.....like, teuton worth of heavy....
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: roo_ster on August 18, 2012, 11:59:18 PM
That's heavy, man.....like, teuton worth of heavy....


It was awfully nice of you to pick up the tab for that post all by your lonesome.  I thought for sure we'd have to go dutch.
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: Strings on August 19, 2012, 12:32:02 AM
Oh GAWDS... the puns are Swedeing
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: Perd Hapley on August 19, 2012, 01:02:36 AM
Let me be Frank. This thread is so full of awful puns, I could hardly get Druid. Irish they were a law, so you punsters wouldn't get away Scot-free.
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: 280plus on August 19, 2012, 07:51:08 AM
This is Celting waaaaay out of hand!
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: seeker_two on August 19, 2012, 08:02:32 AM
This is Celting waaaaay out of hand!

Don't jew know it.....
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: Jamisjockey on August 19, 2012, 08:30:13 AM
I don't like where this thread is headed.
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: K Frame on August 19, 2012, 08:46:04 AM
Let me be Franks... I don't like it when someone has the Gaul to come in like Vandals and ruin the thread with all of these Cornish puns.
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: SADShooter on August 19, 2012, 10:12:08 AM
There ought to be a wall!
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: seeker_two on August 19, 2012, 10:40:41 AM
I don't like where this thread is headed.

Don't cut it off yet....there's a lot of good here to cleave to....

....besides, as long as the puns are good, we can keep trojan along....

Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: Perd Hapley on August 19, 2012, 02:25:12 PM
Don't cut it off yet....there's a lot of good here to cleave to....

....besides, as long as the puns are good, we can keep trojan along....


I'll not Dane to dignify that with a response.
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: seeker_two on August 19, 2012, 03:11:40 PM

I'll not Dane to dignify that with a response.

There now.....maybe we can get together at Jamis' house for a glass of tea....I hear hebrews it himself....
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: Strings on August 19, 2012, 07:43:57 PM
Let's hold off on that: don't think we should be russian over there...
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: AJ Dual on August 19, 2012, 08:15:00 PM
Leave it to APS to Rome this far off topic...
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: Boomhauer on August 19, 2012, 08:16:05 PM
This thread is three pages of pure train wreck.
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: Strings on August 19, 2012, 09:00:13 PM
I'd say we've pretty well vandalized the OP's purpose...
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: seeker_two on August 19, 2012, 09:54:26 PM
I'd say we've pretty well vandalized the OP's purpose...

Whatever you say, hun....

Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: SADShooter on August 19, 2012, 10:20:14 PM
You have goth to be killing me. Beware the Hun in his pun.
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: roo_ster on August 20, 2012, 12:08:11 AM
I'd say we've pretty well vandalized the OP's purpose...

And I do not doubt the vandalizers will get off scot free!

Beware the Hun in his pun.

A more prescient warning has never been Avarred.


Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: 280plus on August 20, 2012, 08:00:38 AM
I'd say we've pretty well vandalized the OP's purpose...
Cool, now what else can we ransack and pillage?
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: Tallpine on August 20, 2012, 12:34:17 PM
You are all making fun of a terrible tragedy   :P

I'm sure that these Viking youths were just about to turn their lives around, right after they finished raping and pillaging one more English village.  ;)
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: vaskidmark on August 20, 2012, 02:33:52 PM
You are all making fun of a terrible tragedy   :P

I'm sure that these Viking youths were just about to turn their lives around, right after they finished raping and pillaging one more English village sacked the local church where they had just held Bible study*.  ;)

* a la` Sumdood
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: seeker_two on August 20, 2012, 06:35:12 PM
You are all making fun of a terrible tragedy   :P

They were just witnessing the violence inherent to the system....
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: Tallpine on August 20, 2012, 11:31:43 PM
They were just witnessing the violence inherent to the system....


They had a "system" back then  ???
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: Perd Hapley on August 20, 2012, 11:32:22 PM
It was an anarcho-syndicalist commune.
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: SADShooter on August 21, 2012, 09:39:25 AM
And I do not doubt the vandalizers will get off scot free!

A more prescient warning has never been Avarred.




Just gotta say, WIWT.
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: Pharmacology on September 02, 2012, 06:45:52 PM
Before I even opened the thread, I knew where it would beheaded.
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: seeker_two on September 02, 2012, 10:42:56 PM
Before I even opened the thread, I knew where it would beheaded.

Hope you don't sever your ties to APS due to this....
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: Strings on September 02, 2012, 11:08:02 PM
I think I'm gonna lose my head over this thread
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: 280plus on September 03, 2012, 11:41:33 AM
I think I'm gonna lose my head over this thread
Do your best to keep it screwed on tight.
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: Phyphor on September 03, 2012, 03:05:03 PM
This thread really should have been headed off at the pass.
Title: Re: 1,000-YEAR-OLD MASSACRE UNCOVERED IN ENGLAND
Post by: BryanP on September 04, 2012, 10:27:38 PM
There ought to be a wall!

Yo Hadrian!  I did it!