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Title: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
Post by: TechMan on August 22, 2012, 03:35:01 PM
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/real-party-animal-lab-tech-found-drunk-pants-monkeys-run-loose-police-article-1.1140981 (http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/real-party-animal-lab-tech-found-drunk-pants-monkeys-run-loose-police-article-1.1140981)

Seriously, you cannot make this stuff up.....MrsSmith what is going on down in GA?
Title: Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on August 22, 2012, 03:42:40 PM
I don't even know where to start with this monkey business...

 :O
Title: Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
Post by: Phyphor on August 22, 2012, 03:45:25 PM
Does EVERYTHING have to go ape?
Title: Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
Post by: Jamie B on August 22, 2012, 04:09:50 PM
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Cops said he was uncooperative and aggressive when they asked him to zip up and leave the lab.

Snort! Snort! There has to be a class 1 felony charge there somewhere!  =D

Lord have mercy, but I am dying!!!!!!!!

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Title: Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
Post by: Jamisjockey on August 22, 2012, 04:11:00 PM
Guy made a baboon of himself!
Title: Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
Post by: MechAg94 on August 22, 2012, 05:09:18 PM
The monkey's spiked his drink and set him up.   =D
Title: Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
Post by: brimic on August 22, 2012, 05:12:57 PM
The cops prevented a case of ape rape.
Title: Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
Post by: lupinus on August 22, 2012, 05:18:02 PM
Monkey see monkey do
Title: Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
Post by: Viking on August 22, 2012, 05:24:00 PM
28 Days Later with a bit of a comedic twist to it? ??? I mean, drunk, half-naked guy with a lot of monkeys running around, that's hilarious, until they show signs of infection. :O
Title: Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on August 22, 2012, 05:55:16 PM
   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5389V4oKlsA&feature=youtube_gdata_player   (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5389V4oKlsA&feature=youtube_gdata_player)

Some mood music
Title: Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
Post by: Jamie B on August 22, 2012, 05:58:13 PM
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Title: Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
Post by: vaskidmark on August 22, 2012, 06:46:26 PM
The cops prevented a case of ape rape.

ICK warning.  If you don't want to feel all icky, scroll down reall fast.

You have been warned.














































Yeah, but did anybody check the apes to see if they had been raped?

Seriously, what else did you expect me to think about a guy with his pants down in a locker room with two apes?

stay safe.
Title: Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
Post by: TommyGunn on August 22, 2012, 07:38:51 PM
It seems a LOT of threads recently feature a lot of monkeybusiness...... :angel:
Title: Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
Post by: dm1333 on August 22, 2012, 08:51:05 PM
Charlton Heston is rolling over in his grave!  Damned dirty apes!
Title: Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
Post by: Ron on August 22, 2012, 09:58:40 PM


Yeah, but did anybody check the apes to see if they had been raped?

Seriously, what else did you expect me to think about a guy with his pants down in a locker room with two apes?

stay safe.

At the very least is sounds like a monkey got spanked.
Title: Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
Post by: seeker_two on August 22, 2012, 10:13:04 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVf1ZoCJSo
Title: Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
Post by: MillCreek on August 22, 2012, 10:27:53 PM
At the very least is sounds like a monkey got spanked.

Clearly, some training of the helper monkeys was going on, with an eye towards negating the need for a girlfriend.
Title: Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
Post by: Scout26 on August 22, 2012, 11:01:01 PM
A more appropriate song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksJ6QP8BYn0
Title: lab tech gets into some serious monkey business
Post by: gunsmith on August 22, 2012, 11:58:47 PM
Tech is found, intoxicated, with his pants down "partying" with a bunch of monkeys he let loose....
Is this the real reason planet of the apes started?

http://www.clickorlando.com/news/Lab-tech-parties-with-escaped-monkeys/-/1637132/16224040/-/format/rss_2.0/-/12ybs92z/-/index.html
Title: Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
Post by: BlueStarLizzard on August 23, 2012, 12:23:13 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnVf1ZoCJSo


You know, that one song could win two current threads...
 :rofl:
Title: Re: lab tech gets into some serious monkey business
Post by: Perd Hapley on August 23, 2012, 12:25:33 AM
Duuuude! You have got to start looking before you start duplicate threads!

And how does this relate to national reciprocity?  :P
Title: Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
Post by: GigaBuist on August 23, 2012, 10:06:21 AM
Seriously, what else did you expect me to think about a guy with his pants down in a locker room with two apes?

Maybe the dude's really bad at strip poker.
Title: Re: Lab tech found drunk with his pants down as monkeys run loose.
Post by: vaskidmark on August 23, 2012, 11:32:16 AM
Maybe the dude's really bad at strip poker.

I actually had to stop and think if research chimps are commonly decked out in diapers, just to consider the possibility of a lab tech having even a remote chance of winning.

stay safe.